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Hi.
Who dat?
I don't know. See, a couple of weeks ago I was walking through the woods...
...and then, out of nowhere, this dodgeball comes and hits me in the head, knocks me right to the ground.
Then, he's just standing there...
And, I don't know if he threw it, or what, because all he ever says is:
"Hi." That's -- that's it. So I don't even know what his name is.
Right.
I mean... how many people do you know... who can only say one word?
No.
Exactly. So... you know, he was really annoying at first, but...
...he might actually be starting to grow on me.
Just a little bit.
Right.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi... what's your name?
Hi.
Your name is "hi?"
Hi.
Oooookay.
Hi.
You can stop saying that.
Hi.
Dude. Really? You're being annoying.
Do you talk like that all the time?
Hi.
You must really annoy your friends.
If you have any.
Hi.
Please shut up.
Hi.
Dude. Really?
He really likes chicken nuggets.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the only thing he ever ate.
Nuggets.
Yeah. Yeah, he got a plate of them from out of nowhere once.
He just -- he just reached behind his back and then, boom! Plate of chicken nuggets right there in his hand.
Now daaaaaaat's cray-cray.
Yeah, I know right? Maybe he's a wizard or something.
Word.
What the heck does that even mean?
I don't know.
Hi.
You're starting to scare me, you know.
Hi.
Did you get expelled from preschool or something?
Hi.
Maybe I'll be able to teach him to talk normally sometime.
Totes.
You know, you're not much better than he is.
Never.
That doesn't even make any sense. I need to teach you how to talk normally, too.
You can't. I got expelled from the preschools, so...
...I -- I can't learn nuttin'.
You mean, you can't learn anything.
No I didn't.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
ZACH: Rolling. Ready?
Action!
It's your line! MATTHEW: Psst! Your line is: "Hi!"
ZACH: Camera's rolling!
My name is Zachary Auciello.
Hi. My name is Matthew Reisiger.
Hi. We are THEM.
Hi. That is Hi!
Hi. He likes saying "hi."
Hi. That or he just likes talking and he can't say anything else but "hi."
Yeah.
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Every time you like, it's a little bundle of joy.
And every time you share... what happens if they share?
Hi. Hi cries.
Oh, Hi cries with joy, how beautiful is that?
So, get out there and share this video
with your friends and family and the strange people on the street.
Bye! Hi! Bye. Hi. Shoo. Hi. Hi.