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I won't need to leave my bed
I only met her once, but suddenly we're friends
Now I can stalk her.
I'll internet stalk her.
Now I can stalk her, stalk her
The creeping never ends.
I told the world
(through my Facebook status) that
I was falling in love with you,
hoping that you'd say it back
but you untagged yourself in my post
so I hit you up on chat
you're offline? Must be busy
I guess I'll have to message that
POKE! I'll just tweet you.
I know you think that Twitter's whack,
but I made you an account
I was the first one there to follow that.
I hope you know I'm focused,
and I wrote this
on my blog, MySpace (to show kids)
how to treat a woman like you should
and what a real man's poke is.
Would you please accept my Skype invite?
Ya I know you said that we just met,
but I feel like getting serious
and you still say you're not ready yet?
How bout now? Ready, set...
Should we try things out on ChatRoullete?
It's our 1 day anniversary, and I thought we'd play some online chess.
You're the best.
And your prof pic is exotic.
Now I can't wait to explore the rest, creep speed supersonic.
I'm on my Lonely Island, I do the online creep
but I just save myself some energy cuz I don't dance with my feet, cuz...
I won't need to leave my bed
I only met her once, but suddenly we're friends
Now I can stalk her.
I'll internet stalk her.
Now I can stalk her, stalk her
The creeping never ends.
You literally just attached me to my lifeline bro
but I was only disconnected for 20 minutes though.
I sign in, in my swimsuit, full tub, cracked phone,
once I get myself online I'll find you, Google Chrome.
Who would have ever thought we'd be connected in this way?
But I've created daily vlogs for you.
Upload everyday.
I wake up every morning and I say what I need to say,
but you never leave a comment.
The least you could say is "Hey".
But I persist.
My mama told me patience is a virtue.
She also taught me self control and I will never hurt you.
That mishap with that other girl was so 2 months ago.
My restraining order's lifted, and I thought I'd let you know.
Your name is now my password to my Tumblr account
and I don't know what Tumblr is, I'm committed no doubt.
So if you ever need a friend, hit me up on XBox live
gamertag justinbieberfever___3675.
Can't you see that I'm just 10?
You need to get a life, and find some real life friends.
Cuz you're just a stalker.
And now you've been blocked sir.
You're just a stalker, stalker.
The creeping never ends.