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Good morning, Kate!
Hey Babcock, good morning sunshine! Thanks for coming to work today!
Is that sarcasm? Are you trying to say I'm lazy?
Of course not, I'm saying you put forth an outstanding effort.
Okay, that was sarcasm, go to hell.
I brought some fruit with me today, would you like some?
Not really. Is it covered in beef and cheese?
Nope. And Courtney says you should eat it.
Courtney's not my boss. But yeah, I should probably do what she says. I'm
going out for lunch later, would you like something from Oklahoma Joe's or Mi
Ranchito?
Nope, I want to live forever, so I'll eat my frozen fruit. It freezes my innards and
allows me to freeze my body from the inside out, preserving it to the point
where I will no longer be able to function. I'll hang out with Walt Disney and Satan
when everyone else is dead.
That's stupid. Frozfruno!
So what are you going to do this weekend?
Craigslist.
Anything else?
Craigslist.
Yeah, I got that Babcock, what about playing with your kids?
Craigslist!
Fine! You're retarded. In fact, you're profoundly retarded!
Your mom's retarded.
Really nice. Atleast I can do a three way!