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So, it's uh Friday night, and... still jobless, yay.
I haven't left the house in a week.
My therapist uh, broke up with me...
oh yeah, there's a, there's a Gnome Warlock in my living room
sleeping on my couch.
Wait, so you're firing me? I mean,
you're my therapist. Is that even medically legal?
How is that legal?!
I'm sorry Cyd, but you don't seem
willing to work on your addiction.
I've been establishing parameters
like we talked about... kinda.
You can't grow if you're still immersed
in an imaginary social environment.
It's not imaginary I told you it's...
-Can't get them off you, ***! - Wait, hold on.
I'm dying, I need heals! Heal me!
Incoming!
Um, I play with real people.
Have you met them? Face to face?
I uh hear them. It's good enough for the blind.
Cyd, you need a genuine support system
at this time in your life not a...
Ok, Dr. Hammond! You're killing me! Like Literally!
Can I just call you back, later?
Hello?
Forget it. I'm down.
Repeat. Vork is down.
Oh my God! That was a total rim job, Codex!
I was being *** by goblins and you were standing there
with your staff up your ***!
Sorry.
Tinkerballa, Guild Rule #4. No finger pointing.
She can come to my house, and do
whatever she wants with her finger.
Bladezz! Guild rule RULE #12!
Ooh. Daddy guild leader so angry.
You guys ever get the feeling we play this game too much?
Yeah, so then I web surf.
Look, some chick in China squirted out an 18 pound baby.
- Check the link. - Damn!
Clara's back! Sorry for AFKing,
my stupid nanny left without feeding Bellamy again!
Bell, Gaby tomorrow Mommy's teaching you to use microwave!
- So, did Zaboo show up yet? - No.
And I'm docking him attendance points as we speak.
Let this be a lesson.
Weird! Zaboo never misses a Guild run!
Yeah. Even when his Uncle died
he found WiFi at the funeral home.
He didn't say anything about taking time off, did he?
Oh my God, you guys, Zaboo hasn't been on in 39 hours!
What the heck?
That's like two days, right? Nursing makes me stupid!
You're nursing right now?
- That's frikkin' hot. - I know, right?
Is anyone else getting their nips sucked on?
Bladezz!
I'll be right back.
Hi! Hey! Hi! Cyd Sherman?
- These are for you. - Oh, ok.
Yeah I made them. I spray painted them myself.
- Craft'd! - Thanks!
- They're... they're beautiful. - Well thank you.
You're beautiful. That's why I did it.
You have a nice forehead.
- I'm sorry, do I know you? - Of course you know me.
Remember? I was gored by a Wyvern last week
and you totally resurrected me?
And then I bought a blue flower for you
from the gardens of Bleaklands
and you know it was totally worth the money
money but it was a lot but it was worth it.
Zaboo?!
Yeah! Yes! Zaboo! Right,
I'm at your doorstep! Doorstep'd!
Where should I put this stuff?
God, I haven't logged on in like 21 hours.
Doorstepp'd?