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DUMB BOY: ...So even though we're close together here,
we don't know how far apart we are there. MINISTER: That's right. When you two met, there was probably an early
physical reaction... SERVO: Oh, yeah! MINSTER (cont'd): ...a romantic attraction that pulled you together.
A love appeal that gets you sort of... "boing!"
MIKE: You saw my boing?? DUMB BOY: (chuckling) How did you know? MINISTER: Well, it happened to me.
It happens, to some degree, to most couples who become happily married.
But it takes more than this "boing." CROW: Sometimes there's a "shlurt!"
MINISTER: For, if you see, you're too far apart psychologically... MIKE: If one of you is "cuckoo!" MINISTER: If your backgrounds are not
similar enough,
it can cause a great deal of argument and unhappiness until...
*SNAP* DUMB BOY: It's gone! DUMB GIRL: Where'd it go?! CROW: We're gonna die!
MINISTER: That's what you'll be saying about your romantic love if these other things cause a breakup.
SERVO: But where's the rubber-band?! DUMB GIRL: No, sir. This is forever with Larry and me.
MIKE: *panicky whimpering*
DR. FORRESTER: Ha! What would you know about marriage? MIKE: Well, I know that if a
marriage is stretched too much it can SNAP! FRANK: It's gone! Where did it go?!
DR. FORRESTER: Be careful! I've gotta send you your feature presentation: "Racket Girls."
MIKE: Well, I know that if the movie is too long, it can SNAP!
DR. FORRESTER: Where did it go?! FRANK: (screaming hysterically) He's a sorcerer!
*bumper music*