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I totally get it. Let me just sign the waiver and we'll get out of here.
There's nothing to sign. We have an open-door policy.
But she told me that there was something that I needed to sign
so I could come get her.
No, we offered to drive her to the airport,
but she said you were coming here for her.
There's an airport?
It's a very small one.
There's an airport?
(Groans)
Hannah: I think it's really *** up that you lied to me,
and I think it's even more *** up how you left me, okay?
At your father's house with no way to get home.
I had to catch a ride to the train station
from a pregnant teen.
She was in labor.
And then I took the train home by myself
and I felt like a huge loser.
And it made me remember what it was like in college
when you'd say, "oh, meet me at the Free Palestine party."
Then I'd find out you're over at the Israel house.
And so I just wish you would get it
that this is not okay behavior for a friend.
Okay, listen, it was all weird back then.
None of it was on purpose.
Okay.
And your hair looks fantastic.
You know what? Thank you,
but this haircut happened upon me in a very challenging time
that you weren't present for.
I feel very glad you like it
because every single morning when I wake up, I question it.
Okay.
What why What is why?
- What is all this? - I just missed you so much.
I missed you.
And I would really like it if you would please stop leaving
'cause I'm really looking forward to you being around more.
So, please
- Just please, please. - Okay, I will. I am.
I'm I am done with all that.
Okay, 'cause I hate it.
I hate it.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's get out of this *** nunnery.
(Laughs)