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Turn 1. Don't ask what difficulty.
Scout those seas!
Write down writing
Weaponize
Legalize
Animalize
Land the elite
Ancient era complete
Monarchize
Compromise
If only we could philosophize
Dream of engineering
Mathematics we are fearing
Work the land!
Gotta expand!
Library and walls next turn
National college where tuition will burn
The Great Lighthouse could play a role
Let's go settle the cold north pole!
Nice hat, you are so pretty
Machu Pichu in my city?
Two wonders are expected!
Additionally the north will be connected
These fish could be selected...
We'll need lots of nets!
And pyramids we gets
Here comes a boat
And another
A northeastern one
So many boats
Printing Press means religion gets stronger
I really would like it, I can't wait much longer
Read what you must
We are star dust
Temples are useful, we need Great People
and that Sistine Chapel has one kick-*** steeple
Railroads ensure happiness from each castle,
Attila banned my salt, he is such an BEEP
Harbors to focus on city connection
Porcelain tower next turn? Pardon my BEEP
And now the rationalism tree is complete
69 happiness is quite the feat
Settling here strictly to be annoying
Little do they know I'll soon be destroying
The citadel will ensure this coal is Polynesian
And water mills mean happiness for some BEEPING reason
Wonders and some research labs, happiness at 85
Atomic Theory will BEEP BEEP up and enemy scores will take a dive!
There is some uranium, just head that direction
The archaeologist digs BEEP up, maintaining my BEEP
Uranium in the snowy mist
Exploring every orifice.
The Scientist is expended
Cities totally defended
But this is not the end!
Bring in the marines!
They'll be back up for...
Polynesian Giant Death Robots!
Everybody was Robot Fighting
Huh!
Who's pretty now!
Stomp stomp
Crush crush
Pillage the village!
BEEP YEAH gimme your cities
I am the puppet master!
Hey Spain you bojo! Hoverboards don't work on water and peace treaties expire!
BEEP the honour tree
Goodbye Isabella
Crash smash
Puppet permanently
Secure Seville
Adios
Close in on the others!
More happiness! Must get over 200
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED BEEP YEAH
BEEP BEEP U BEEP
Die you stupid BEEP farm
Ya that felt good
You get a city!
And you get a city!
We get all of Attila's cities!
Knock knock Mr. Kahn
You won't be destroying BEEP
Prepare your BEEP
Stealth bombers bomb
Polynesian victory number 2!
But wait, there's more
BEEEEP BEEP BEEP
I can congratulate myself
But I'm never sure
BEEP