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>> ON THIS EPISODE
OF "JERSEYLICIOUS"...
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> [SIGHS] I'M HAVING PROBLEMS
WITH CATHY.
>> WHO ARE YOU TO FIRE--
>> I DIDN'T FIRE HIM,
HE MADE HIS DECISION.
>> YES, YOU DID. YOU TOLD HIM,
YOU CANNOT WORK HERE.
>> ME, I'M DONE WITH THAT GUY.
>> WELCOME TO OUR TV HOSTING
CLASS. READ THAT TO THE REST
OF THE CLASS.
>> I'M GOING TO THE MALL
TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE
FOR MY COFFEE.
>> YOU'RE NOT MAULING SOMEBODY
LIKE A TIGER MAULS A BABY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO, LIKE,
MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF?
I FEEL LIKE YOU LOST TOUCH
WITH THE GO-GETTER TRACY.
THIS IS COMING FROM A PLACE
OF LOVE.
>> I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE'S LIKE
COMING AT ME, AND I JUST, LIKE,
I NEED LIKE A BREAK TO BREATHE.
>> ♪ TELL ME, DO YOU WANT IT
CAN YOU REALLY TAKE THE DRAMA
OF A JERSEYLICIOUS GIRL LIKE ME
UH-OH
I AM CRAZYLICIOUS
I AM SUPERLICIOUS
I'M THE JERSEYLICIOUS GIRL
YOU NEED, I'M WHAT YOU NEED ♪
>> HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT THE BOY
THAT I DATED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
IS MY TRUE, LIKE,
LOVE OF MY LIFE?
>> IF YOU CAN FEEL SUCH A LOVE
FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT IN EIGHTH
GRADE, AND THAT'S LIKE,
YOU REALLY LIKE LOVE SOMEONE,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
YOU GUYS ARE SO MATURE.
>> I KNOW.
>> THIS IS LIKE THE LITTLE BOY
TABLE AND THIS IS LIKE
THE ADULT TABLE AT A WEDDING.
>> WHEN ARE YOU CONSIDERED
AN ADULT?
>> I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE A KID.
>> NO, JACKIE HAS A KID.
>> JACKIE ISN'T AN ADULT!
>> I AM AN ADULT, THOUGH.
I HAVE A HOUSE, I COOK--
>> SHE'S GOT A CHILD,
SHE'S GOT A HUSBAND.
>> I STILL FEEL LIKE
A LITTLE KID.
>> I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE KID,
TOO.
>> I'M LIKE HYPER,
I RUN AROUND, I TIRE MYSELF OUT.
I'M LITERALLY LIKE A PUPPY,
OR A CELL PHONE.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU'RE LIKE A PUPPY,
OR A CELL PHONE.
>> BECAUSE LIKE PUPPIES RUN
AROUND LIKE CRAZY AND TIRE
THEMSELVES OUT. AND CELL PHONES,
THEY, YOU KNOW, THEY DRAIN
THE BATTERIES AND THEN YOU'VE
GOT TO RECHARGE THEM. YOU KNOW,
LIKE, THAT'S ME IN A NUTSHELL.
LIKE, I FEEL LIKE, I'M JUST
STARTING TO BE AN ADULT NOW,
THOUGH. I FEEL LIKE I'M FINALLY
LIKE ON THE PATH TO ADULTHOOD.
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
STUFFED INTO THE DRAMA.
AND I FEEL LIKE FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER, I'M TOTALLY AWAY FROM
IT AND KEEPING MYSELF, LIKE,
SANE. AND I FEEL LIKE I'M TRYING
TO TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO, YOU
KNOW, MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF
MYSELF. AND I KIND OF WANT
TO SEGUE INTO OVERALL JUST BEING
A BEAUTY EXPERT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE THAT
ALREADY.
>> YEAH, BUT--THAT'S SELF
PROCLAIMED.
>> LIKE OFFICIAL DOCUMENT ON
THE WALL SAYING I'M AN EXPERT.
>> THAT'S MY SALAD, THANK YOU.
>> THAT'S YOUR SALAD?
>> I WANT TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
DO IT ON TV. YOU KNOW HOW LIKE
JOAN RIVERS JUST KNOWS FASHION,
KNOWS BEAUTY AND ALL THAT STUFF.
>> SO YOU WANT TO GET
A CERTIFICATE? I'LL MAKE IT FOR
YOU ON THE COMPUTER. I GOT WORD.
>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE--
>> YOU HAVE PHOTOSHOP.
>> YOU'RE SO SARCASTIC.
>> SHE'S BECOMING AN ADULT,
SHE'S FINDING WHAT SHE WANTS
TO DO.
>> CLEARLY THEY'RE NOT ON
THE SAME LEVEL OF ADULT TO GET--
>> SHE IS AN ADULT, SHE IS
AN ADULT, SHE IS AN ADULT.
>> CHEERS TO THAT.
>> CHEERS TO THAT.
>> OH, GUYS.
>> HERE'S TO OLIVIA BECOMING
AN ADULT.
>> WE'RE MAKING A CHEERS,
CATCH UP.
>> CAN WE MAKE TO CHEERS
TO SOMEONE ELSE, TOO,
'CAUSE I FEEL A LITTLE LIKE...
>> CHEERS TO FRANKIE AND GIGI
GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
>> OH, MY GOD!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>> CHECK, PLEASE. CHECK, PLEASE.
>> CHECK!
>> HERE'S YOUR RECEIPT.
BIANCA, ENJOY YOUR HAIR,
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
>> THANK YOU!
>> TAKE CARE, SWEETIE.
>> DO YOU KNOW THAT FAMILY
AND FRIENDS ARE THE WORST
CLIENTS EVER?
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE ALL YOU GUYS DO
IS COMPLAIN.
>> YOU KNOW WHEN MOM GAVE ME
A BOWL CUT WHEN I WAS LITTLE,
IN THE KITCHEN, AND I'M
TRAUMATIZED. SO YOU CAN'T
KILL ME FOR THAT.
WHERE'S CATHY?
>> DON'T EVEN ASK ABOUT IT.
>> I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
>> HER AND ANTHONY GOT IN LIKE
THIS CRAZY BLOW-OUT FIGHT OVER
FILLY BECAUSE HE'S DOING
"PLAYGIRL", AND NOW FILLY
DOESN'T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
>> I'M GOING TO BE ON THE COVER
OF "PLAYGIRL".
>> HE'S NOT GOING TO WORK HERE
IF HE GOES TO "PLAYGIRL".
>> IN OTHER WORDS, MY SON'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE?
>> IF HE'S IN "PLAYGIRL",
HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE.
>> I NEVER FELT MORE
UNCOMFORTABLE
IN THIS SALON EVER.
>> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> ANYWAY.
>> I MEAN, HAS IT BEEN BUSY?
>> IT'S BEEN BUSY, BUT I'VE BEEN
JUST LIKE NOT TRYING TO STRESS
WORK AS MUCH. BECAUSE I JUST
FEEL LIKE ME WORKING TOO MUCH
IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY
FROM THE WEDDING. LIKE, I NEED
TO FOCUS ON IT, BECAUSE I GET
LIKE SEVERE ANXIETY.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> AND LIKE STRESS, AND...
>> I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FEEL
LIKE, I WANT YOU TO FOCUS
ON YOUR WEDDING, OF COURSE,
BUT I ALSO DON'T WANT YOU TO,
LIKE, FORGET YOUR CAREER
AND ALL THE STUFF THAT YOU'VE
WORKED FOR. YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN? LIKE, ANTHONY AND OLIVIA
MAKING A BOOK. LIKE, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING TO LIKE MAKE A NAME
FOR YOURSELF ALSO, YOU KNOW?
I FEEL LIKE YOU LOST TOUCH WITH
THE WORKING, GO-GETTER TRACY.
>> I'M SUPER SENSITIVE TO
ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY SOMEONE
SO CLOSE TO ME AS SAMMY,
ABOUT WEIGHING IN ON MY LIFE
RIGHT NOW. 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE
IT'S TOO CLOSE TO HOME WITH
THE WHOLE GIGI SITUATION.
BUT PUTTING MY EMOTIONS ASIDE,
I FEEL LIKE SAMMY HAS A REALLY
GOOD POINT, AND IT'S SOMETHING
I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT.
BUT RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST FOCUSED
ON GETTING HER OUT OF MY CHAIR
'CAUSE I'M DONE WITH THIS
LECTURE.
YOU'RE ALL DONE. YOU LIKE IT?
>> YEAH. YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME
A BOWL CUT LIKE MY MOM.
>> NO, I FEEL LIKE YOU HATE ME
WHEN I CUT YOUR HAIR, SO.
>> I DO. [LAUGHS]
>> IT'S GETTING COLD.
>> JACKIE, ARE YOU FREEZING?
>> YEAH, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
WORN A JACKET.
>> THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE
STORE EVER.
>> THIS IS CUTE.
>> THAT'S REALLY CUTE.
>> SUPER CUTE.
>> RIGHT? I REALLY
LIKE THIS A LOT.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT TO?
>> WELL, I NEED OUTFITS
FOR MY HOSTING CLASS.
I ALREADY SHOT A VIDEO
AT THE MALL TO GET SOME,
LIKE, ON CAMERA EXPERIENCE.
I THINK IT'S A REALLY CUTE, UM--
>> STOP LOOKING BACK AT IT.
>> YEAH, STOP LOOKING BACK.
>> WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED--
I DON'T HAVE EYES IN THE BACK
OF MY HEAD!
HOSTING IS JUST LIKE DOING
MAKE-UP. I LEARNED SO MUCH
AFTER WORKING WITH ALEXA.
AND I'M HOPING THIS HOSTING
CLASS CAN DO THE SAME.
>> ARE YOU NERVOUS?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW IT'S
LIKE A BIG DEAL. IT'S NOT LIKE
IT'S LIKE SOME LITTLE RINKY ***
COMMUNITY COLLEGE. YOU KNOW,
LIKE, IT'S IN THE CITY,
IT'S REALLY PRESTIGE.
>> CAN I LIKE MEET YOU AFTER?
>> YEAH.
>> AND WE CAN GET DRINKS
AND SHOP AND...
>> I'M ALWAYS DOWN FOR DRINKING
AND SHOPPING. EXCEPT NOT
DRINKING FIRST, BECAUSE
I'VE DRANK AND THEN SHOPPED
AND I WENT HOME WITH SOME REALLY
WEIRD THINGS THAT DIDN'T FIT.
SCHOOL WAS NEVER REALLY MY
THING. BUT BECOMING A TV STYLE
EXPERT IS A HUGE PRIORITY TO ME.
AND IF GOING BACK
TO THE CLASSROOM IS WHAT IT'S
GOING TO TAKE FOR ME TO ACHIEVE
MY GOALS, THEN THAT'S WHAT
I'M GOING TO DO.
SO HOW'S THE GATSBY BEEN? GOOD?
>> UM, GOOD.
>> DON'T YOU HATE WORKING
WITH GIGI EVERY DAY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WAS SHE MAD AT YOU FOR, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, KIND OF TALKING WITH
ME ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID
ABOUT ME?
>> NO, I MEAN, I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW. BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN
HER SINCE OLIVIA TALKED TO HER
AND I HAVE TO WORK WITH HER
TOMORROW. SO I DON'T KNOW HOW
SHE'S GOING TO, LIKE, TO BE WITH
ME TOMORROW. I MEAN, I'M NOT
NERVOUS ABOUT IT.
>> SHE JUST NEEDS TO LIKE
APOLOGIZE. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING?
>> LIKE, I JUST WANT TO MOVE ON
PAST THAT WHOLE THING.
>> PAYROLL IS DONE.
ALL THE BILLS ARE DONE.
EVERYTHING IS DONE.
>> THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT.
>> NOW YOU CAN MAKE ME A NICE
SLICE WITH PEPPERS AND ONIONS
AND PEPPERONI.
>> YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT?
>> MY FAVORITE.
>> WOW, LOOK AT THESE GUYS.
LOOK AT THESE GUYS
LOOKING ALL GOOD.
>> LOOK HOW SHARP YOU LOOK.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S UP, BIG GUY?
HOW YOU DOING? I DON'T CARE.
I MISS THE FLOUR ON MY HANDS.
I MISS GETTING MY HANDS DIRTY.
>> WHY, DO YOU WANT TO GO BEHIND
THE COUNTER?
>> YEAH, COME MAKE SOMETHING.
>> I'LL PUT AN APRON ON,
I DON'T MIND. I'M NOT A SALON
MANAGER NO MORE.
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO MANAGE
NO MORE?
>> I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR
ANTHONY TOO MUCH ANYMORE,
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
>> HE MADE HIS POINT PERFECTLY
CLEAR IN FRONT
OF THE WHOLE SALON.
>> WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT
TO DO WITH ANTHONY, YOU KEEP IT
YOUR BUSINESS. ME, I'M DONE WITH
THAT GUY. RIGHT NOW THE ONLY
THING I'M FOCUSING ON IS MY
CAREER.
>> FILLY IS SO WRAPPED UP
IN HIS MODELING CAREER
THAT HE DOES NOT SEE
THE SEVERITY OF THE SITUATION.
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH
ANTHONY. HOWEVER, I HAVE
A FINANCIAL INTEREST
IN THE SALON.
I WANT TO MEET WITH HIM.
>> GOOD FOR YOU.
>> I CAN'T JUST END IT LIKE
THAT.
>> I'M WITH YOU 100%, BABY.
>> WOW, LOOK AT THAT SLICE.
HOLD ON A SECOND, HOLD ON
A SECOND. LET ME GET A PIECE
OF PEPPERONI.
>> ALL RIGHT, GIVE HIM
A PIECE OF PEPPERONI.
>> FIRST, YOU'VE GOT TO WASH
YOUR HANDS.
>> MY HANDS ARE CLEAN.
>> GIVE HIM A PIECE OF--
ONE, ONLY ONE. YUMMY.
>> OH, YOU GOT AN APRON FOR ME?
>> YEAH.
>> SEE, HE GOT AN APRON FOR ME.
>> GO TO WORK. I'M GOING TO EAT.
>> GET BACK TO WORK.
>> MY NAILS WERE LOOKING TOO
PRETTY IN THE SALON. NOW IT'S
TIME TO GET THEM DIRTY.
>> I CAN GO HOME NOW?
>> YEAH, GO RETIRE, I'M BACK.
>> HI.
>> HI.
>> I JUST--I WAS WAITING FOR
YOU. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
BEFORE WE GO INSIDE.
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF
ONE OF MY FRIENDS?
>> YES.
>> CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
ARE YOU GOING BACK TO OLIVIA
AND JACKIE SAYING THAT I SAID
JACKIE WAS A BAD MOTHER?
I'M GOING THROUGH LIKE SO MUCH
CRAP RIGHT NOW THAT THE LAST
THING I THOUGHT IS THAT YOU
WOULD GO BACK TO THEM AND LIKE
SAY THINGS THAT I SAID TO YOU.
WHETHER MICHELLE KNOWS IT OR
NOT, HER GOSSIPING ABOUT THINGS
I'VE TOLD HER IN CONFIDENCE MAY
COST ME MY FRIENDSHIP WITH
OLIVIA.
>> I CAN'T BE FRIENDS WITH
SOMEONE WHO TRASH TALKS
MY FRIEND.
>> I DIDN'T TRASH TALK--
>> BUT YOU'RE SAYING, LIKE,
OH, WHY IS SHE GOING OUT SO
OFTEN LIKE WHEN SHE'S GOT
A KID--
>> WELL, IT'S TRUE.
>> NO, IT'S NOT TRUE!
>> I GENUINELY THOUGHT I COULD
TRUST THIS PERSON. AND RIGHT
NOW, I FEEL COMPLETELY BETRAYED
BY MICHELLE.
>> I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING THAT
YOU DIDN'T SAY.
>> IT'S JUST LIKE A TELEPHONE
GAME. AND IT'S LIKE, EVERYONE
WHO I THINK I COULD CONFIDE IN,
THEY LIKE SCREW ME OVER.
>> I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING, BUT--
>> I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE THAT KICK
ME WHEN I'M DOWN. LIKE, IF
YOU'RE MY FRIEND, STAND BY ME.
DON'T LIKE GO AND TALK ABOUT ME.
LIKE, IT REALLY OFFENDS ME.
>> BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M
TALKING ABOUT YOU. IT'S NOT LIKE
I WAS TALKING, YOU KNOW, TALKING
[BLEEP] OR SPREADING RUMORS
OR ANYTHING LIKE--LIKE, I FEEL
LIKE I HONESTLY DON'T FEEL LIKE
I DID ANYTHING WRONG.
>> YOU'RE PLAYING BOTH SIDES.
>> BUT I FEEL LIKE I HAVE
TO PLAY BOTH SIDES,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> IT'S GOING TO END UP BLOWING
UP IN YOUR FACE.
>> I'M SORRY IF YOU DON'T TRUST
ME, OR IF YOU DO FEEL HURT.
THAT WASN'T MY INTENTION.
>> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LIKE TELL
YOU THINGS THAT I THINK WOULD BE
LIKE KEPT BETWEEN ME AND YOU.
I GUESS I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT
I SAY TO EVERYBODY.
>> EVERYONE DOES.
>> SAD.
>> OH, MY GOD,
I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU...
>> SORRY, GIO.
SO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
>> NO.
>> OK. WELL, WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
THE OTHER DAY, YOU WERE LIKE,
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE LOSING TOUCH
OF YOUR CAREER, AND I DON'T WANT
TO DO THAT AND IT LIKE FREAKED
ME OUT. SO I CAME HOME AND I WAS
LIKE, WHAT CAN I DO THAT, LIKE,
MAKES ME LIKE FEEL BETTER
AND MORE SOLID ABOUT LIKE WHAT
I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. SO I WAS
LIKE, I ALWAYS WANTED TO MAKE
LIKE A KIT TO SHOW PEOPLE HOW
TO DO THE PERFECT TEASE,
AND LIKE, BECAUSE THE WAY I DO
IT IS DIFFERENT THAN EVERYBODY
ELSE. AND MINE STAYS, YOU KNOW--
>> FOR WEEKS, FOR WEEKS.
>> YEAH. SO I WAS LIKE, MAYBE IF
I SHOW PEOPLE DIRECTLY HOW TO DO
IT AND IT CAN BE LIKE A KIT
WHERE EVERYTHING COMES IN IT,
THEN IT WOULD BE REALLY EASY,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SO I PUT
TOGETHER THIS KIT. AND IT'S
BASICALLY A BRUSH OUT COMB,
A TEASING COMB, ROOT LIFTER
AND HAIR SPRAY. AND IT'S LIKE
A MANUAL OF LIKE HOW-TO.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A PAMPHLET
OF LIKE STEP BY STEPS.
>> THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA!
>> RIGHT? WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
LIKE IT, BECAUSE YOU HAVE
TO HELP ME MAKE THEM, YAY!
>> WELL, LET ME FILL UP
BEFORE THAT.
>> OK, GOOD.
AS FRUSTRATED AS I WAS WITH
SAMMY THE OTHER DAY, THESE
TRAY-TEASE KITS COULD ACTUALLY
BE A REALLY GREAT THING.
BECAUSE IF I SELL A LOT OF THEM,
I COULD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
AND WHEN YOU'RE THROWING
A WEDDING FOR OVER 300 PEOPLE,
EVERY DIME COUNTS.
>> I'M GLAD THAT YOU, YOU KNOW,
DID THIS. 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE YOU
LOST TOUCH WITH, YOU KNOW,
WORKING TRACY. I FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE JUST BEEN LIKE ENGAGED
TRACY. AND I FEEL LIKE--
>> RIGHT.
>> I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW, LET ME
JUST BE REAL WITH YOU. I JUST, I
JUST HOPE THAT YOU'RE NOT
RUSHING. LIKE, I SUPPORT YOU.
AND I'M SAYING IT FROM A PLACE
OF LOVE AND SUPPORT.
>> WELL, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU
THINK THAT I WAS RUSHING?
>> YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU WANT
TO LIKE LITERALLY HAVE KIDS
RIGHT AFTER YOU GET MARRIED,
AND IT KIND OF FREAKS ME OUT.
>> FIRST OF ALL, WITH EVERYBODY
AND THEIR [BLEEP] OPINIONS,
I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE. LIKE,
CATHY AND ALEXA AND LIKE EVEN
GIGI, THAT FRIGGIN' *** HAD
THE NERVE TO SAY SOMETHING
TO ME. AND I THINK IT'S THE WORD
"RUSHING" THAT BUGS ME OUT.
LIKE, SHE SAID I'M RUSHING
MY WEDDING. YOU DON'T THINK
I'M RUSHING MY WEDDING, BUT NOW
YOU THINK I'M RUSHING BABIES.
ME AND COREY, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE
DOING. AND LIKE EVERYBODY NEEDS
TO TAKE IT BACK AND LIKE
UNDERSTAND THAT LIKE THIS IS OUR
RELATIONSHIP.
>> THIS IS COMING FROM A PLACE
OF LOVE. AND I SUPPORT YOU NO
MATTER WHAT YOU DO, AND YOU KNOW
THAT. YOU KNOW THAT. I ALWAYS
HAVE YOUR BACK. DON'T CRY.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I SUPPORT YOU.
DON'T GET ME WRONG,
KIDS ARE A BLESSING, AND--
>> I KNOW--I KNOW YOU'RE COMING
FROM LIKE MY BEST FRIEND.
I'M JUST LIKE, YOU HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND, LIKE, HOW IT LIKE
BEATS ME DOWN, LIKE OVER
AND OVER. AND LIKE I'M A VERY
STRONG PERSON AND I SUPPRESS
A LOT OF FEELINGS BECAUSE I
DON'T LIKE TO GET UPSET
AND I RARELY SHOW EMOTION.
>> I DON'T LIKE THAT I'M MAKING
YOU UPSET. I REALLY DIDN'T
TRY TO.
>> YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME UPSET.
I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE'S, LIKE,
COMING AT ME. AND I JUST LIKE,
I NEED A BREAK TO BREATHE.
>> I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU
UPSET, AND I DON'T WANT YOU
TO THINK THAT I DON'T SUPPORT
YOU, I JUST--
>> I'M JUST SICK OF EVERYBODY
BEING, LIKE, DEBBIE DOWNER ON ME
ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW?
>> AND I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE--
>> OH, MY GOD, MY CROSS JUST
FELL, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> [LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW,
I'M JEWISH.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> IT'S SUCH BAD LUCK,
OH, MY GOD. PLEASE, GOD.
>> HI.
>> HI, I'M SCOTT, HOW ARE YOU?
>> OLIVIA.
>> HOW ARE YOU? NICE MEETING
YOU. HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE.
>> OK. PERFECT. THANK YOU.
I HAVE LIKE A SIXTH SENSE
FOR FASHION. IT'S LIKE I KNOW
THE TRENDS BEFORE THEY EVEN COME
OUT. WELL, NOT ANYBODY CAN JUST
WALK RIGHT OFF THE STREET IN
A CUTE PAIR OF PUMPS AND BE
LIKE, HEY, I'M GOING TO BE
THE NEXT TV STYLE EXPERT.
AND THAT'S WHY I NEED TO TAKE
THESE CLASSES.
>> WELL, WELCOME TO OUR TV
HOSTING CLASS. WE HAVE MUCH
TO COVER. WHAT IS TV HOSTING ALL
ABOUT? IT'S CALLED BEING A PRO.
THE VERY FIRST THING I WANT YOU
TO DO IS TO LEARN HOW TO ENGAGE
TO THE CAMERA. IN OUR BUSINESS
OF TV HOSTING, TELEPROMPTERS
ARE VERY INTEGRAL PART OF YOUR
SKILL SET AND KNOWING WHAT TO
DO. AND TELEPROMPTER ARE LIKE
YOUR CUE CARDS IN A CAMERA.
JASON, COME ON UP.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU YOUR CUE,
AND, BEGIN.
>> THE HOTTEST STARS STEPPED OUT
LAST NIGHT IN THEIR FINEST
FASHION, RED CARPET-READY.
>> RHIANNA FOCUSED ON
ACCESSORIES WITH MIRRORED
SUNGLASSES.
>> VICTORIA BECKHAM SHOCKED US
AS SHE CARRIED HER DAUGHTER
WHILE WEARING A COMMES DES
GARCONS CAPE SLEEVED TRENCH.
>> AND...BEGIN.
>> FASHION COPY.
AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT?
>> NO.
>> IS THAT WHY IT'S GREEN
AND THE REST IS WHITE?
>> YES.
>> OK. [CHUCKLES]
>> BEGIN.
>> THE HOTTEST STARS STEPPED OUT
LAST NIGHT IN THEIR FINEST
FASHION, RED CARPET-READY.
WHOA, IT'S GOING WAY TOO FAST.
AND I TALK FAST, SO THAT MEANS
IT'S GOING REAL FAST.
CAN WE START OVER?
>> GO.
>> THE HOTTEST STARS STEPPED OUT
LAST NIGHT IN THEIR FINEST
FASHION, RED CARPET-READY.
RHIANNA FOCUSED ON ACCESSORIES
WITH MIRRORED SUNGLASSES WITH
FLUORESCENT POLISH. VICTORIA
BECKHAM SHOCKED US AS SHE
CARRIED HER DAUGHTER
WHILE WEARING A COMMES DES
GARCONS CAPE SLEEVED TRENCH.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHE
COULDN'T GET ANY HOTTER--
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU HAVE A SLIGHT ACCENT THING
GOING HERE.
>> I HAD AN ACCENT?
>> JUST WHEN YOU "THAWT"?
>> THOUGHT?
>> THOUGHT.
>> THAWT.
I KNOW THE FIRST STEP IN
RECOVERING FROM A PROBLEM
IS ADMITTING THAT YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM. BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO ADMIT TO HAVING A PROBLEM
IF I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MY PROBLEM?
LIKE, HI, MY NAME IS OLIVIA
AND I HAVE A JERSEY ACCENT.
>> READ THAT TO THE REST
OF THE CLASS.
>> I'M GOING TO THE MALL TO GET
SOME CHOCOLATE FOR MY COFFEE.
>> THAT'S LIKE FINGERNAILS
ON A CHALKBOARD.
IT'S NOT "MAUL"!
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> MALL.
>> "MAUL".
[LAUGHTER]
>> MALL.
>> "MAUL".
>> YOU'RE NOT MAULING SOMEBODY
LIKE A TIGER MAULS A BABY.
IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD TV
HOST, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE
TO APPEAL TO EVERYONE IN
THE COUNTRY, JUST NOT TO THE
PEOPLE WITHIN 30 MILES OF HERE.
>> OK.
>> OK? AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE
APPEALING TO PEOPLE WITHIN
ABOUT FIVE BLOCKS OF HERE.
>> OK.
COME ON, TELLING ME TO LOSE
MY JERSEY ACCENT IS LIKE TELLING
A CHEETAH TO LOSE THEIR SPOTS.
>> WHAT WE WANT TO DO NOW
IS WE WANT TO SEGUE OVER INTO
INTERVIEWS. OLIVIA, WHY DON'T
YOU INTERVIEW JASON. IT'S GOING
TO BE YOUR BABY, YOU MAKE IT
WHAT YOU WANT.
>> OK.
>> TAKE A SEAT, BOTH OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT, I WANT YOU TO FIND
THE TOPIC WITH JASON. THAT WILL
KEEP YOUR VIEWERS' INTEREST. GO.
>> SO TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT YOURSELF. WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN WORKING ON LATELY?
>> UM, MY NAME'S JASON
AND I SELL REAL ESTATE.
>> REAL ESTATE, AWESOME.
SO TELL ME ABOUT REAL ESTATE.
WHAT IS LIKE THE MOST AMAZING
HOUSE YOU'VE EVER SOLD?
>> IT WAS THREE STORIES, AND--
>> HOW MUCH DID IT GO FOR?
>> UH, I CAN'T ACTUALLY TELL YOU
THAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KEEP IT
CONFIDENTIAL.
>> CUT, CUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT, ASK HIM
SOMETHING REALLY DISHY.
>> OK.
>> REALLY--
>> ALL RIGHT, GOT IT,
GOT IT, OK.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> YES, YES.
>> OK, SEE HOW HE HANDLES IT.
>> OK. SO JASON.
>> MM-HMM.
>> WHAT'S THE MOST SCANDALOUS
THING YOU EVER DID TO SEAL
THE DEAL?
>> I MADE OUT WITH
SOMEBODY'S WIFE.
>> SO I GUESS
YOU'RE A GOOD KISSER.
>> THEY TOLD ME.
>> PERFECT, PERFECT.
YOU HAD A SWEET SPOT THERE.
>> [LAUGHS]
I'VE NEVER PAID THIS MUCH
ATTENTION IN CLASS IN MY LIFE.
AND FOR THE FIRST TIME,
I'M ENJOYING SCHOOL.
I'M LIKE INTERESTED IN IT.
WEIRD.
>> WE'VE COVERED SOME GOOD
GROUND TODAY. AND HERE IS YOUR
ASSIGNMENT FOR NEXT WEEK.
YOU ARE TO CREATE YOUR OWN TV
SHOW. YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR
QUESTIONS, TOPICS, SUBJECTS.
AND YOU'RE GOING TO PRESENT THIS
TO THE CLASS. GOT IT?
>> YEP.
>> OK. THIS WAS GREAT.
THANKS, GUYS.
>> THANK YOU.
>> THANKS, THANKS, THANKS.
>> I HAVE A LOT TO DO BEFORE
MY NEXT CLASS. AND PRIORITY
NUMBER ONE IS TO FIGURE OUT
A TOPIC FOR MY PRESENTATION.
BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE THIS
CLASS COULD HELP ME GET CLOSER
TO MY DREAMS OF BEING
A TV STYLE EXPERT.
HI!
>> HI.
>> YOU'RE HERE.
>> YEAH, I WAS IN THE WRONG
PLACE.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON? MWAH.
>> HOW WAS IT?
>> IT WAS GOOD. IT WAS REALLY,
REALLY FUN ACTUALLY.
>> MY DAY SUCKED.
>> WHOMP. WHY?
>> IT WAS A MAJOR WHOMP. IT WAS
LIKE, OK, I PULL UP TO WORK LIKE
ALL HAPPY, BLAH BLAH BLAH,
AND GIGI'S LIKE WAITING
IN THE PARKING LIGHT FOR ME.
>> OH, NO, I'VE BEEN THERE
BEFORE.
>> YEAH. I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE
BEFORE. AND THEN SHE ASKED ME
ABOUT THAT WHOLE LIKE
JACKIE THING.
>> SO HOW DID IT LEAVE OFF?
>> UM, OK, I JUST SAID
I'M SORRY. AND THEN IT WAS LIKE,
WE JUST WALKED INTO WORK.
AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE TEN FEET
AHEAD OF ME.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL BAD.
HONESTLY, LIKE, YOU DID NOTHING
WRONG. AND HONESTLY, LIKE,
DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
LET'S JUST GO HAVE SOME DRINKS,
GO SHOPPING. I KNOW A REALLY
CUTE JEWELRY STORE. THEY'RE OPEN
TILL LIKE MIDNIGHT OR ONE
OR SOMETHING.
>> AND I NEED TO FIND...
>> WHAT?
>> AN OLDER, SUCCESSFUL
BUSINESS MAN.
>> AT THE JEWELRY STORE?
>> THAT'S THE BEST PLACE.
>> IT'S A COSTUME JEWELRY STORE.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO SWAROVSKI OR--OH, MY GOD.
>> DON'T STAND IN THE ELEVATOR!
YOU CAN DIE!
>> MICHELLE--AND WHY DO YOU
THINK WE'RE GOING TO DIE,
MICHELLE?
>> BECAUSE SOME LADY DID.
IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S NOT FUNNY.
>> MY FRIEND MICHELLE SEEMS
TO BE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
GETTING KILLED BY THE ELEVATOR.
COME ON. DON'T BE AFRAID,
MICHELLE. GUYS, SHOULDN'T
MICHELLE NOT BE AFRAID?
WE'RE PERFECTLY SAFE
IN THIS ELEVATOR.
>> JEFF, YOUR 2:00 MOVED TO
2:30. CARLA, I KNOW YOU MIGHT
NOT HAVE THE TIME, BUT YOUR
SINGLE PROCESS WANTS A LITTLE
BIT OF HIGHLIGHTS, AS WELL.
>> HI.
>> HEY, TRAY. TRAY, WANT TO BE
SALON MANAGER?
>> LIKE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
STRESS.
>> BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY TO THAT
AND HAIR? YEAH, EXACTLY.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> NOTHING. COME HERE, I WANT
TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. SAMMY'S
BEEN HELPING ME PUT TOGETHER
THESE KITS. AND THEY'RE TO LEARN
HOW TO DO THE PERFECT TEASE.
BECAUSE EVERYONE COMES IN HERE
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE,
OH, MY GOD, YOU ALWAYS MAKE
MY HAIR STAY, AND THEY NEVER
KNOW HOW TO DO IT. SO IN HERE
I HAVE LIKE HAIR SPRAY, ROOT
LIFTER, TWO COMBS, AND, UM,
A PAMPHLET SO THEN THEY LEARN
HOW TO DO IT THEMSELVES.
DO YOU THINK I COULD SELL IT
IN HERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU SELLING THEM
FOR? HOW MUCH?
>> 10 BUCKS. JUST SO TO SEE IF
PEOPLE LIKE PICK UP ON IT,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> DO I GET A CUT
IF I SELL THEM HERE?
>> SURE.
>> I MEAN, I LIKE THE IDEA,
I JUST DON'T WANT THIS PLACE
TO TURN INTO THE TRAY-TEASE
EMPORIUM.
>> WHAT IF IT DOES REALLY WELL
AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO WANT
TO BE ON BOARD?
>> BY LETTING YOU PUT THEM IN
HERE, I'M ALREADY ON BOARD.
>> OK.
>> OK?
>> MM-HMM.
>> BUT YEAH, I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH IT.
>> COOL, THANKS.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT
THIS KIT, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
THIS COULD REALLY OPEN DOORS
FOR ME. AND I REALLY WANT
TO IMPRESS ANTHONY, BECAUSE
I FEEL LIKE HE NEEDS LIKE
A LITTLE PICK ME UP WITH ALL
THIS CATHY AND FILLY STUFF
GOING ON.
YOU NEED VOLUME.
>> DEFINITELY DO.
>> SO I CAN I TRY
SOMETHING ON YOU?
>> SURE.
>> OK, I'M GOING TO TEASE IT.
SO MAYBE I CAN MAKE HIM SMILE
ALONG THE WAY AND MAKE HIM SOME
EXTRA MONEY. THAT'S ALWAYS GOOD
FOR HIS BUSINESS AND IT'S GOOD
FOR MINE.
IT'S GOING TO DO, LIKE, WONDERS.
AND YOU JUST START PULLING IT
OUT AND LIKE SHAPING IT
TO THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD.
>> IT'S EASIER THAN IT SEEMS.
>> YEAH.
SO ME AND MY FRIEND ACTUALLY
CAME UP WITH A LITTLE KIT, OK.
AND IT BASICALLY IS LIKE A STEP
BY STEP PROCESS OF HOW TO DO
THE PERFECT TEASE.
>> THAT'S SO CUTE.
>> TRAY, YOU SOUND LIKE
AN INFOMERCIAL.
>> CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
DO YOU LIKE BIG HAIR?
>> I LOVE BIG HAIR.
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU SPRAY, AND THEN YOU TEASE
TEN TIMES. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7, 8, 9, 10. IT'S ONLY
$10 IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT OUT.
>> I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD
BIG HAIR.
>> REALLY? ARE YOU NOT
FROM JERSEY?
>> I'M NOT A JERSEY GIRL.
>> THAT'S WHY.
IT MAY LOOK FUNNY NOW.
>> NOBODY'S GOING
TO RECOGNIZE ME.
>> [LAUGHS]
IF YOU WANT TO GET THIS,
IT'S VERY INEXPENSIVE.
YOU LIKE IT?
>> I LOVE IT.
I'M SO EXCITED.
>> UH, CAN WE GO IN THE BACK?
I DON'T WANT TO TALK
IN FRONT OF ANYONE.
>> BE MY GUEST.
>> I DON'T THINK ANTHONY
UNDERSTANDS HOW UPSET I WAS,
HOW HE WRONGED MY SON AND I
THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE. HOWEVER,
I WILL GO AND SPEAK WITH HIM
TO SEE IF I CAN GET HIM TO COME
TO HIS SENSES. THE BOTTOM LINE,
NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE,
SPEAKS TO MY FAMILY AND I
THE WAY HE DID. NO ONE. EVER.
>> YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
>> NO, THANK YOU, THIS WON'T
TAKE LONG. UM, YOU KNOW
WHY I'M HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> OK. FIRST OF ALL, WHAT GIVES
YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT MY SON
CANNOT BE IN THIS SALON?
>> LISTEN TO ME.
>> NO, NO, NO, NO--
>> NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE TALKING.
CAN I TALK?
>> YEAH, OK.
>> OK. FILLY MADE HIS DECISION,
OK? FILLY DOESN'T WANT TO BE
HERE. HE'S GOT HIGHER
ASPIRATIONS THAN BEING
IN THIS SALON.
THOSE ASPIRATIONS ARE MODELING.
>> BUT IT'S HIS CHOICE.
>> WHICH I SUPPORT--EXACTLY!
>> IT'S HIS CHOICE.
BUT YOU MADE THE DECISION
FOR HIM BY MAKING IT SO DIRTY.
>> I DON'T WANT THIS TO GO
TO A BAD PLACE.
>> BUT IT IS ALREADY.
WHO ARE YOU TO FIRE--
>> I DIDN'T FIRE HIM.
HE MADE HIS DECISION.
>> YES, YOU DID. YOU TOLD HIM,
YOU CANNOT WORK HERE.
>> I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH UNDER
GEAR BECAUSE UNDER GEAR,
IT'S LOOKED AT IN A DIFFERENT
LIGHT. OK? "PLAYGIRL" CARRIES
WITH IT A CERTAIN DISTINCTION.
PEOPLE HEAR IT, THEY SEE IT,
THEY AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME
***. WHETHER IT'S
TASTEFULLY DONE OR NOT.
I LOVE FILLY LIKE HE WAS
MY OWN BROTHER.
>> YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME,
ANTHONY.
>> OK, BUT WHAT I TOLD HIM
BEFORE, THIS WAS A DECISION,
HE WENT OUT AND HE MADE
THE DECISION. IF HE WANTED
TO BE IN THE SALON, HE WOULD
HAVE MADE A DECISION TO STAY
IN THE SALON. FOR HIM POSING
FOR "PLAYGIRL" TOLD ME THAT HE
DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE.
>> THAT WASN'T YOUR DECISION
TO MAKE.
>> IT'S DEFINITELY--
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> IT'S MY DECISION!
>> WE'RE INVESTORS,
WHAT ARE WE, NOBODIES?
>> WHOSE CLIENTS
ARE COMING INTO THE SALON?
>> IT DOESN'T MATTER, ANTHONY!
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU PICKED UP A PAIR OF
SCISSORS?!
I REALLY HATE THAT THINGS HAVE
GOTTEN SO BAD BETWEEN CATHY
AND ME BECAUSE FILLY DECIDED
TO POSE FOR "PLAYGIRL".
BUT EVEN IF CATHY IS AN INVESTOR
IN THE SALON, SHE'S GOT TO
REMEMBER SOMETHING--IT'S
MY NAME ON THE SIGN OUTSIDE.
>> I ONLY KNOW ONE SAINT
ANTHONY, AND HE'S IN HEAVEN.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO HURT YOU.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE NOTHING
BUT A POMPOUS ***!
>> IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL.
>> THAT'S EXACTLY
THE WAY I FEEL.
>> IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL,
THEN I'M SORRY.
>> BYE, GIRLS. HAVE A GREAT DAY.
BYE, JEFFREY.
>> YOU OK?
>> GOOD SEEING YOU.
I'LL ALWAYS BE OK.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
>> SO HOW DID YOUR CLASS GO?
>> REALLY WELL.
BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT
I NEED TO WORK ON MY DICTION.
>> WHAT'S A DICTION?
>> IT'S NOT "A". IT'S LIKE--
IT'S LIKE SPEECH, I GUESS.
LIKE THE WAY YOU PRONUNCIATE
THINGS, LIKE--
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT WAS A WORD.
>> WELL, IT IS.
>> HI, HOW ARE YOU?
CAN I HELP YOU?
>> YEAH, PLEASE, THANK YOU.
UM, OK, YOU HAVE TO ORDER WITH
GOOD DICTION. CAN I HAVE A TEA
WITH SUGAR?
>> ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MAKE
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS?
>> I DON'T KNOW! AM I MAKING
WEIRD FACES?
>> YEAH, YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE
A LISP.
>> OH. OK. CAN I HAVE A WATER?
>> SURE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> WATER?
>> THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT.
>> WATER. IT SOUNDS LIKE A "D"
INSTEAD OF A "T".
>> WATER.
>> WATER.
>> WATER.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S THIS?
>> I NEED TO COME UP WITH WHAT
WOULD MY DREAM SHOW BE TO HOST.
AND I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK
OF A WAY, MAYBE, TO INCORPORATE
THE BOOK INTO THIS. I WAS
THINKING MAYBE I SHOULD GO
TO ANTHONY'S. FIRST OF ALL,
I NEED TO TALK TO ANTHONY,
JUST TO MAKE SURE HE'S COOL WITH
IT. AND HE MIGHT HAVE SOME
GOOD IDEAS.
EVEN THOUGH THE BOOK ISN'T GOING
TO BE DONE FOR A COUPLE
MORE WEEKS, I FEEL LIKE ANTHONY
WILL BE A GREAT CANDIDATE
TO INTERVIEW FOR MY CLASS.
BECAUSE HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
AND HE RUNS A BUSINESS
AND HE'S SUCCESSFUL, YOU KNOW?
AND HE OWES ME A COUPLE FAVORS,
WITH THIS BOOK AND ALL.
>> YOU SEEM LIKE YOU GOT YOUR
HANDS FULL, LIKE THIS BOOK,
THIS CLASS. LIKE THAT'S SO MUCH.
>> YEAH, BUT HONESTLY, THE CLASS
WAS FUN. LIKE, I REALLY, REALLY
ENJOYED IT. AND THEN MICHELLE
MET ME AFTERWARDS.
>> DID SHE?
>> YEAH, WE WENT AND GOT DRINKS
AND STUFF.
>> HOW WAS GETTING DRINKS
WITH MICHELLE?
>> IT WAS GOOD. SHE SAW GIGI
AND GIGI CONFRONTED HER IN
THE PARKING LOT. SHE WAS LIKE
WAITING FOR HER OR SOMETHING.
>> SHE WAS WAITING FOR HER?
SHE'S SO EVIL.
>> TRACY'S THE ULTIMATE
ALL TIME.
>> THAT'S EVIL, THAT'S EVIL.
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE
DOESN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
SHE LOST SO MANY PEOPLE. LIKE,
OK, FOR EXAMPLE, OLIVIA. GONE.
TRACY, THAT WAS A BIG PART.
GONE. FRANKIE, THAT WAS A REALLY
BIG PART. GONE. AND CARMINE,
HER BOYFRIEND, GONE.
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE LEFT?
>> A SOGGY, WET PIECE OF BREAD.
>> NOTHING. EXACTLY.
I REALLY WISH I DIDN'T DO THAT
WITH THE CAKE, BECAUSE I REALLY
WANT TO EAT IT. [CHUCKLES]
>> HI.
>> OH. WHAT IS THIS?
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> CLOTHES I GOT TO FOLD.
WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF?
>> STUFF FOR THE KITS.
>> SO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON?
>> I'M STILL A LITTLE FRUSTRATED
WITH SAMMY ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE,
LIKE, TELLING ME THAT, OH, WELL,
YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOUR
CAREER ANYMORE. LIKE, WHY IS
EVERYBODY ALWAYS AGAINST
EVERYTHING I DO? I FEEL LIKE
I CAN'T WIN IN ANYTHING.
LIKE, EVERYTHING I DO,
EVERYONE HAS TO CRITIQUE.
>> YOU SHOULDN'T CARE
WHAT THEY SAY.
>> I DO CARE, BECAUSE
THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.
AND IT LIKE HURTS MY FEELINGS
THAT THEY WOULD EVEN SAY THAT.
IT'S LIKE CRUSHING.
I DON'T KNOW, EVERYONE JUST
THINKS I'VE CHANGED.
DO YOU THINK I'VE CHANGED?
>> YEAH, YOU'VE DEFINITELY
CHANGED, TRACY.
>> WHY, HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
I'M THE SAME PERSON.
>> IN A GOOD WAY. I MEAN--
>> LIKE WHAT?
>> SIX MONTHS AGO, DID YOU
LIVE IN STATEN ISLAND?
YOU KNOW, LIKE, THAT'S A BIG
DEAL. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A WIFE,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE A MOTHER,
YOU'RE NOT THE SAME, YOU KNOW,
JERSEY GIRL YOU USED TO BE.
>> YEAH.
>> SO. AND YOU CAN'T LET IT
BOTHER YOU. YOU CAN'T. WELL,
I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
>> ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING
TO GO GET A DRINK.
>> CAN YOU GET ME, UM--ACTUALLY,
GO DOWNSTAIRS AND MAKE POPCORN
AND WE'LL WATCH A MOVIE.
>> EXTRA BUTTER?
>> YES, PLEASE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> THIS IS YOUR RECEIPT.
>> THANK YOU.
>> DON'T FORGET YOUR KIT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT.
>> TRAY, WHAT'S YOUR NEXT
INVENTION?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> FINANCIALLY,
I WILL BACK YOU ON IT.
>> YEAH, IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
GOOD, BECAUSE THESE ARE SELLING
LIKE CRAZY.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> WHAT'S UP, OLIVIA?
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M DONE IN TWO MINUTES.
OK. YOU ARE ALL SET.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> NOT MUCH. I FINISHED
MY FIRST HOSTING CLASS.
>> HOW'S IT GOING?
>> IT WAS--IT WASN'T LIKE
REGULAR SCHOOL, IT WAS LIKE,
FUN. LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
I FEEL LIKE I LEARNED A LOT.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO, LIKE,
"HI, THIS IS OLIVIA, AND TODAY I
WOKE UP AND TALKED TO MY RINGS."
>> [LAUGHS] THAT'S WHAT
I'VE BEEN DOING.
>> THAT'S FANTASTIC, THOUGH!
>> THE MAIN HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT
THAT WE HAVE TO DO, LIKE, WE
HAVE TO KIND OF LIKE CREATE
A SHOW. AND THEN THEY'RE GOING
TO RECORD IT. AND I WAS JUST
TRYING TO THINK OF, LIKE, IDEAS.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I
COULD BASE IT AROUND THE BOOK
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
YOU KNOW.
>> I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING TO WORK ON,
YOU CAN DO SOMETHING
WITH MY TRAY-TEASE KITS.
>> SHE'S SELLING 'EM LIKE
HOTCAKES IN HERE.
>> YEAH, I MEAN, WELL, LIKE,
HONESTLY, I WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING THAT, YOU KNOW,
REFLECTED ME.
>> I GOT YA.
>> YOU KNOW, LIKE THE BOOK
OR SOMETHING. AND THAT DOESN'T
QUITE REFLECT ME.
I CAME TO ANTHONY'S SALON
TO TALK TO ANTHONY ABOUT MY
PRESENTATION, NOT TO SETTLE
FOR SOME JANKY TEASING KITS
MADE BY MY LEAST FAVORITE PERSON
IN THE WORLD.
IS IT DONE? LIKE, IT'S--
>> I MEAN, IT'S THE PROTOTYPE.
>> I KNOW, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK
VERY PROFESSIONAL YET.
>> WHEN OLIVIA SHOOTS DOWN
THE IDEA OF WORKING WITH ME
FOR HER HOSTING CLASS, I WAS
OFFENDED. AND NOW YOU TELL ME
I'M NOT PROFESSIONAL ENOUGH
TO WORK WITH YOU ON THIS
PROJECT? AND IT'S LIKE A SLAP
IN THE FACE.
>> SO ME VOLUNTEERING TO WORK ON
SOMETHING WITH YOU AND HELP YOU
AT SOMETHING THAT I KNOW YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR AND IT WOULD HELP
BOTH OF US, YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
'CAUSE IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
>> WOULD YOU MAYBE COME TO MY
CLASS AND TALK ABOUT THE BOOK?
>> YOU MEAN LIKE A GUEST
OR SOMETHING?
>> YEAH!
>> ALL RIGHT. I'LL COME
AND BE YOUR GUEST.
>> THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT. OK.
>> NO HARD FEELINGS.
>> WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING ME,
IT WAS A PLEASURE AND I LOOK
FORWARD TO COMING BACK ANY TIME.
>> ANTHONY LOMBARDI, IT IS
ALWAYS A PLEASURE. OUR VIEWERS
VERY MUCH ENJOYED IT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.
HOPEFULLY WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN.
>> WORLD WAR 3 IS ABOUT TO BREAK
OUT BETWEEN THESE TWO IN MY
SALON, SO IF GETTING ME TO TALK
ABOUT THE BOOK IN OLIVIA'S
HOSTING CLASS IS GOING TO KEEP
THAT FROM HAPPENING, YOU BETTER
BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING
TO DO.
>> SO [BLEEP] RUDE.
I'M GOING IN THE BACK.
>> HI.
>> WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
>> IT'S COOL, RIGHT?
>> YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU
SHOPPING FOR?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I HEARD THEY
HAVE LIKE REALLY GOOD
TCHOTCHKES, AND, LIKE,
KNICK-KNACKS HERE.
SO I WANTED TO COME
AND SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING
FOR THE HOUSE. BUT SO FAR,
THIS IS ALL I FOUND.
>> OF COURSE.
>> I KNOW.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT OVER
AND OVER FOR THE PAST COUPLE
DAYS. AND I WAS LIKE REALLY
UPSET WHEN WE WERE TALKING.
AND I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GOING
TO GET UPSET LIKE THAT.
>> I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU
UPSET. I WASN'T TRYING TO PUT
YOU DOWN. I WASN'T TRYING TO
TELL YOU THAT YOUR DECISIONS,
YOU KNOW, WERE WRONG OR THAT
I'M NOT HAPPY FOR YOU AND I
DON'T SUPPORT YOU, 'CAUSE I DO,
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
>> I KNOW, AND YOU DID, LIKE,
PUT A FIRE UNDER MY *** TO DO
THE KITS AND EVERYTHING,
AND THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE WITHOUT
YOU SAYING THAT, I WOULD HAVE
NEVER GONE AND DONE IT.
BUT LIKE, AS OF RIGHT NOW,
LIKE, I'M SUPER SENSITIVE.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS,
BUT LIKE EVERYTHING EVERYONE
SAYS, I TAKE IN A REALLY
BAD WAY.
>> AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU DID.
AND I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT.
>> AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
I JUST AM GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING IN MY HEAD. IT'S LIKE
A MID-LIFE CRISIS, BUT IT'S LIKE
A ONE-THIRD LIFE CRISIS.
>> QUARTER--QUARTER.
>> NO, IT'S NOT EVEN A QUARTER
CENTURY, BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T
LIVE TO A HUNDRED, SO THAT'S
A LIE. IT'S REALLY ONE THIRD
OF A LIFE. I ONLY HAVE TWO MORE
25s TO LIVE. AND THEN I'M DEAD.
>> 75, TRACY?
>> YEAH. UNLESS I GET LIKE
REALLY GOOD VITAMINS.
>> YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE
FOR HELP, BECAUSE THIS IS
NOT OK.
>> HEY, GAYLE.
>> A LITTLE LATE.
>> I'M SORRY.
>> HANGING OUT WITH OLIVIA
AND TRACY TOO MUCH?
>> YEAH, A LITTLE TOO MUCH.
ACTUALLY I WAS ON THE COMPUTER.
KARL SENT ME ALL THE FINAL
IMAGES FOR THE BOOK.
>> OH, HOW IT COME OUT?
>> OH, MY GOD. HE TOOK IT
TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.
THE PHOTO WITH THE DUEL,
WITH YOU AND CATHY.
>> OH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE.
>> YEAH. AMAZING.
THIS BOOK IS COMING TOGETHER
BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE EVER
EXPECTED. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT WHEN WE LAUNCH THIS BOOK IN
A FEW SHORT WEEKS, MY DREAM WILL
OFFICIALLY BECOME A REALITY.
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> I'M HAVING PROBLEMS
WITH CATHY.
>> OK. I DON'T WANT TO SAY I
TOLD YOU SO, BUT GO AHEAD.
>> WHATEVER. FILLY'S HEAD HASN'T
BEEN IN THE SALON LATELY.
HE'S HAD THESE ASPIRATIONS
OF BECOMING A MODEL.
>> MM-HMM.
>> OK. AND HE WENT OUT AND HE
GOT HIMSELF A MANAGER.
>> OK.
>> SO HE COMES IN AND SAYS
HE WANTS TO POSE NUDE FOR
"PLAYGIRL" NOW. HE KNEW WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN. I TOLD HIM,
IF YOU DECIDE TO DO THAT,
I CAN'T HAVE YOU HERE ANYMORE.
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU NOT
TO DO IT, BUT.
>> RIGHT.
>> HE DECIDES TO DO IT ANYWAY.
>> I AGREE WITH YOU.
I'M SORRY. I WOULD NOT WANT IT.
IF HE WORKED FOR ME,
I WOULD NOT ALLOW IT.
>> WELL, SHE GOES BANANAS.
>> I COULD IMAGINE.
>> TELLING ME I CAN'T FIRE
HER SON. I SAID,
I'M NOT FIRING HIM.
>> YOU GAVE HIM THE OPTION.
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE
WELFARE OF YOUR SALON,
OF BOTH OF YOUR SALON.
>> YEAH. SHE LEFT.
SHE WALKED OUT THAT NIGHT.
>> MY ADVICE, JUST LEAVE HER
ALONE FOR A LITTLE BIT AND SEE
IF SHE COMES AROUND. YOU KNOW,
TIME DOES HELP.
>> I MIGHT BE MAD AT HER RIGHT
NOW BUT I HOPE SHE STAYS.
>> OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU DIDN'T
GO INTO A PARTNERSHIP WITH HER
TO HAVE IT FALL APART.
>> SEE, AT LEAST IF WE HAD
PARTNERED UP, I WOULDN'T HAVE
HAD TO WORRY ABOUT YOU POSING
FOR "PLAYBOY".
>> NO. [LAUGHS]
AND MY DAUGHTER, EITHER.
MAYBE A BABIES R US.
>> I COULD HAVE HANDLED THAT.
"PLAYGIRL" I CAN'T HANDLE.
I READ SOMEWHERE THAT SOMETIMES
IT'S BETTER OFF IF YOU START OFF
WITH A JOKE. YOU THINK I COULD
START OFF WITH A JOKE?
>> IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN JOKE
AROUND. I PREFER IF YOU LIKE
ARE FUN, YOU KNOW.
>> I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME
TO DO.
>> THE THING IS, I DON'T WANT
YOU TO DO ANYTHING. I JUST WANT
YOU TO BE YOURSELF.
>> SO WE'LL SHOOT FROM THE CUFF.
WE'LL DO LIKE--
>> IMPROV.
>> I'M READY, I'M DOWN.
>> HOW DOES MY ACCENT SOUND?
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LIKE
TALK NORMALLY.
>> ACTUALLY, I DON'T HEAR
AN ACCENT IN YOU EVER.
YOU JUST SOUND LIKE YOURSELF.
>> THANK YOU.
>> NO PROBLEM.
GO KNOCK 'EM DEAD. BREAK A LEG.
>> NO, THAT'S BAD LUCK.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU READY
TO PRESENT YOUR SHOW
OF THE CENTURY? ALL RIGHT,
YOU HAVE A GOOD TOPIC?
HI, OLIVIA.
>> HI. I'M SORRY. I'M LATE.
>> JUST HAVE A SEAT.
>> OK.
>> NOW, DID YOU ALL EMAIL IN
YOUR COPY TO BE PUT
ON THE TELEPROMPTER?
>> YES.
>> SO WE HAVE OUR SHOWS.
AND WE'RE GOING TO PICK ON YOU
FIRST, OLIVIA.
>> OK.
>> DID YOU PRACTICE?
>> YEAH, MM-HMM.
>> OK. NO ACCENTS?
>> I HOPE NOT. I--
I TRY--I WON'T--
I'M TRYING NOT TO.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU
COME DOWN HERE?
SO WHY DON'T YOU PRESENT
TO THE CLASS YOUR CREATION.
>> COOL.
>> ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
>> WELCOME TO "THE OLIVIA SHOW",
THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT
FASHION AND BEAUTY. I'M YOUR
HOST OLIVIA. TODAY WE'RE TALKING
TO STYLIST AND SALON OWNER
ANTHONY LOMBARDI. LET'S BRING
HIM OUT NOW. SAY HELLO
TO ANTHONY LOMBARDI.
ANTHONY!
HE PROBABLY CAN'T HEAR ME,
HE'S IN THE LOBBY.
I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB HIM
REALLY QUICK.
>> ALL RIGHT, WE WILL WAIT
WHILE YOU GO AND GRAB.
>> COMMERCIAL BREAK.
>> COMMERCIAL BREAK. SHE'S
GIVING A THOUGHT OF A COMMERCIAL
BREAK, WHAT IT MEANS.
>> ANTHONY, DID YOU HEAR ME?
>> I CAN HEAR YOU.
>> I TOLD YOU TO LISTEN.
>> MAKE SURE YOUR SHOW IS FULLY
FORMED, BEGINNING TO END.
>> I'M JUST GOING TO RESTART
THAT.
>> YOU WANT TO RESTART IT?
OK, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I WILL COUNT YOU IN. READY?
>> YES.
>> 3...
>> WELCOME TO "THE OLIVIA SHOW",
THE SHOW WHERE WE TALK ABOUT
FASHION AND BEAUTY. I'M YOUR
HOST OLIVIA. TODAY WE'RE TALKING
TO STYLIST AND SALON OWNER
ANTHONY LOMBARDI. LET'S BRING
HIM OUT NOW. SAY HELLO
TO ANTHONY LOMBARDI.
>> HELLO, EVERYBODY.
>> HEY.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, ANTHONY,
YOU ARE A PRESTIGIOUS SALON
OWNER, BUT YOU'RE ALSO NOW
AN AUTHOR.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THAT,
AND YOUR NEW VENTURE?
>> WELL, IT'S BEEN A DREAM OF
MINE FOR A LONG TIME TO WRITE
A BOOK. AND WE CAME UP WITH
A BOOK CALLED "THE GLAMOUR
STATE", WHICH IS LIKE
A HISTORIC RETROSPECTIVE THROUGH
FASHION AND BEAUTY OF FAMOUS
EVENTS THAT HAPPENED IN THE
STATE OF NEW JERSEY.
>> OLIVIA.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A BOOK.
WHERE'S THE BOOK?
IT'S DIFFICULT TO TALK ABOUT
A BOOK IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A BOOK TO SHOW.
>> LIKE, MY ENTIRE CLASS
PRESENTATION REVOLVED AROUND
INTERVIEWING ANTHONY ABOUT
THE BOOK. AND I FEEL LIKE SCOTT
JUST PULLED THE RUG FROM
UNDERNEATH ME.
>> YOU HAVE TO BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE INCISIVE AND ASK GOOD,
POINTED QUESTIONS. WE JUST DON'T
WANT, YOU KNOW, SUPERFICIAL
QUESTIONS. ANYONE KNOWS THOSE.
>> ALL RIGHT, CAN I JUST HAVE
A SECOND WITH ANTHONY?
>> YES, YOU MAY HAVE A SECOND.
>> OK. CHANGE TOPICS NOW.
>> SHIFT ON THE FLY.
>> CAN WE TALK ABOUT, LIKE,
GOSSIP?
>> YEAH!
>> LIKE SALON GOSSIP?
>> SURE.
>> MY JOB IS TO KEEP
THE AUDIENCE INTERESTED.
AND RIGHT NOW, I'M FAILING AT
THAT. SO IF I WANT TO SALVAGE
THIS PRESENTATION, THEN I NEED
TO TAKE SCOTT'S ADVICE FROM
THE FIRST CLASS AND I NEED
TO GET DISHY, AND WIN BACK
MY AUDIENCE.
AND WE'RE BACK.
TODAY WE'RE TALKING TO STYLIST
AND SALON OWNER ANTHONY
LOMBARDI. YOU HAD DRAMA IN YOUR
OLD SALON, WHICH WAS SMALL.
BUT NOW YOU'VE GONE TO A BIGGER
SALON AND ARE YOU FINDING THAT
THERE'S EVEN MORE DRAMA
IN THE BIGGER THE SALON GETS?
>> I THINK ANY SALON THAT YOU GO
INTO, THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME
ASPECT OF DRAMA.
>> BUT NOW THERE'S JUST MORE
ROOM FOR IT.
>> NOW THERE'S JUST MORE
ROOM FOR IT.
>> I'VE HEARD THAT THERE'S BEEN
SOME DRAMA RECENTLY,
YOU KNOW, WITH YOUR PARTNERSHIP
WITH CATHY GIOVE.
>> YEAH.
>> OVER A CERTAIN...
NUDITY ISSUE.
>> UH...ARE WE GOOD HERE?
WANT A LITTLE BIT MORE?
>> SO?
>> I TOOK ON A PARTNER.
>> OK. AND YOUR PARTNER?
>> MY PARTNER IS CATHY GIOVE.
>> OH, YES. OK.
>> AND HER SON FILIPPO.
>> WHO I HEARD POSED
FOR "PLAYBOY".
>> "PLAYGIRL".
>> "PLAYGIRL", "PLAYBOY",
TOMATO, TOHMATO.
>> NOW, IT'S NOT--IT'S VERY
DIFFERENT, "PLAYGIRL"
AND "PLAYBOY".
IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFERENT.
>> YOU HAD TO LET HIM GO.
>> HAD TO LET HIM GO.
>> HE HAD TO LET HIM GO.
>> HE MADE THE DECISION TO POSE.
>> BUT WHAT DID THAT DO
TO YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CATHY?
>> [GRUNTS] LIV.
>> INQUIRING MINDS,
THEY WANT TO KNOW.
>> UH, YOU KNOW, IT DIDN'T--
IT DIDN'T HELP IT.
>> SO ARE YOU GUYS STILL
PARTNERS? I KNOW THERE'S MORE
IN THERE. YOU GOT TO FINISH
THE STORY.
>> RIGHT NOW I'M HOPING THAT
SHE'LL COME BACK. BUT, YOU KNOW,
AS OF RIGHT NOW, SHE'S NOT
WORKING IN THE SALON.
>> SO ALL OVER A LITTLE NUDITY.
>> ALL OVER A LITTLE NUDITY.
>> WELL, THANK YOU, ANTHONY
LOMBARDI. I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU OPENING UP AND TELLING
EVERYBODY WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE
TO WORK IN A SALON.
>> WELL, THANK YOU
FOR HAVING ME.
>> THANK YOU, ANTHONY.
HOT DOG! [LAUGHS]
[APPLAUSE]
>> WOW.
>> I WASN'T EXPECTING OLIVIA
TO DIG SO DEEP ABOUT
THE SITUATION BETWEEN ME
AND CATHY, BUT THAT'S FINE.
I MEAN, I WAS REALLY IMPRESSED
WITH OLIVIA. SHE SEEMS LIKE
A NATURAL AT THIS HOSTING THING.
>> YOU HAVE A SWEET SPOT.
AND THAT'S THE IMPORTANT THING.
NOW YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE
A TV HOST. THIS IS WHAT'S GOING
TO SET YOU ON FIRE.
>> AFTER TURNING AROUND THIS
INTERVIEW AND MAKING IT THROUGH
THIS CLASS, I'M FEELING MORE
CONFIDENT THAN EVER ABOUT
BECOMING A TV STYLE EXPERT.
>> WHEN YOU SAY CHANGING
CAREERS, I CAN STILL BOOK YOU
SOMETIMES FOR MAKE-UP
AND THINGS, ALL RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
>> ON THE NEXT EPISODE
OF "JERSEYLICIOUS"...
>> I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING
A TATTOO.
>> DON'T REACT TO THE NEEDLE.
DON'T MOVE.
>> OH, MY GOD, I'M FREAKING OUT.
>> READY?
>> NO.
>> ME AND ANTHONY ACTUALLY
WANTED TO INVITE YOU
TO THE BOOK RELEASE PARTY.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.
I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE
TONIGHT.
>> LOOK WHO'S HERE.
>> THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
>> FRANKIE'S THERE.
HEY.
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
>> GIGI DRUNKENLY TURNED AROUND,
STUMBLING AND SLURRING HER
WORDS.
[ALL YELLING]
>> I DON'T CARE! [BLEEP] YOU,
[BLEEP] YOU, AND [BLEEP] YOU.
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