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Hello everyone, welcome to The Cool Friendship Show! Nice, just in case your curious we used
to be The Cool Drug Show. Things have changed, get used to it please. Alright, now an important
thing about friendship is to remember that sometimes it's really weird and obsessive
and other times you feel like you're being used and you probably are. So be weary of
friendship and by weary I mean wearie. Today on the show were discussing the eight most
gruesome Disney animated deaths, right? The first up we have Beauty and the Beast, wow
what a lovely film. There's some candles, there's some other cheery crap. But oh what's
this? Gaston plunges to his death at the end and in the film it looks so nice and cuddly,
oh he just falls off the castle you don't really see much but in reality he plunged
to his miserable demise and bursts all over the sidewalk. As you can see in this illustration
his ribs are sticking out and you can barely tell what his head is and the blood is everywhere.
Cool. And next we have The Lion King, oh yes a lot of death happens in The Lion King good
people die, bad people die. Scar especially, Scar is the of course the lion who betrays
just about everyone possible. That's pretty much his role in the film is to betray people.
And at the end, oh the hyenas turn on him and they eat him alive. That's really sad
even though he did a lot of *** things to a lot of people. That's one of the worst
ways you can go. And of course in usual Disney fashion they barely show you anything. Well
hey, next time I watch a Disney film I want to see people being killed for real. Obviously
that won't work for children. Who cares? Goodnight. This one happens at the beginning of Aladdin.
You see Jafar, who is very evil of course and he's sending this thief who cares nothing
but himself into the cave of wonders. What happens in the cave of wonders? Well things
go wrong and he tries to escape and he gets buried alive. That's right. This poor son
of a *** just gets trapped by sand and I imagine he even ingests sand gasping for air.
It's really a nightmare come true. And here we have Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, a
lovely film with dwarfs and princesses and death, right? All these films contain at least
one gruesome death. In Snow White, near the end, again, spoiler alert. I am probably ruining
all these movies but everyone's seem them whatever. The witch is forced onto a cliff
edge by the dwarfs who, I guess, are just going to shake their fists at her until a
lightning bolt strikes the rock she is sitting on or standing on and it knocks her to her
miserable demise. And as you see with my illustration the rock clearly lands directly into one eyeball
while a stick penetrates her bowls. Gross. Isn't it fortunate for the dwarfs that they
did not have to kill the witch with their own hands. Of course, nature did it for them.
Lame. How about in the next seven dwarfs films, the dwarfs just tear her apart. It's probably
what happened in the original story, I'm not going to look it up you can do that on your
own time. Now were moving onto Pinocchio. Oh Pinocchio, what's wrong with Pinocchio?
There's a cricket there's a wooden boy what could go wrong? Oh, Ill tell you. There's
a disturbing scene where a ton of boys they all turn into donkeys and are forced into
slavery, right? And although they don't die in the movie they certainly die, what, ten
years later. Given a donkey's life span. And they die with a donkey body with the consciousness
of a human. That's horrifying. How bored would you be in a donkey's body? All those boys
died a miserable death. It makes me sick to think about. At least they had those sweet
cigars though huh? Whatever I'm out of here. Next. Ah Mulan, what a classic from the late
'90's? Mulan Shan Yu attempts to assassinate the emperor. But Mulan interferes by murdering
him and how does she *** him? By sending him up in fireworks where upon he explodes
all over a crowd. Of course you don't see the crowd getting rained on with guts. You
just see a delightful explosion. That's cute Disney you disgusting people. Great film.
In here we have Tarzan, a very forgettable Disney film. Near the end Tarzan and Clayton,
the villain, are in an intense struggle and Clayton accidentally hangs himself with the
very vines that Tarzan swung on. And as you see here in the illustration it's a very gruesome
death and Clayton is bleeding from his eyeball. That might of been my touch, Just to get the
point across, right? How haunting this death is. Next one. And lastly the most recent example
on the list, The Incredibles. The villain, Syndrome, is sucked into a plane turbine.
His cape gets caught and then he is just smushed and grinded to a disgusting pulp. Oh so colorful
and fun in the Disney film but the reality, as I have drawn it, is disturbing. And those
were the most gruesome Disney deaths. If you can think of anymore please throw a clip in
the comments and we'll have a little watch, have a little fun. I hear the one from the
little mermaid is not so great either. So check those out and anyway I wanted to pose
this question to you. What's better? That we show children horrifying deaths and their
scared of death and *** or that we make death really fluffy like in these Disney films.
I wonder? Better bring in a psychologist or something. Alright guys, before I go if you
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