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SHERYL: DID YOU KNOW YOUR DADDY WAS DATING PAM GREER?
FREDDIE: NOT ONLY WAS HE DATING PAM GREER, HE WAS DATING JOANNA
KERNS FROM "GROWING PAINS."
WE'RE GOING TO USE SALT, GARLIC POWDER, JUST TO DUST IT.
THIS IS GREEN CHILI SALT, IT'S AMAZING.
IF YOU CAN'T GET IT, SORRY.
BUT YOU CAN USE CAYENNE PEPPER TO GIVE YOU SOME HEAT.
SO I DID A PILOT WITH JOANNA KERNS AND SHE TOLD ME THIS
WONDERFUL STORY ABOUT MY DAD TAKING HER AND PAM GREER OUT ON
A DATE, BOTH OF THEM.
THEY'RE AT THE RESTAURANT AND RICHARD PRYOR -- I CALL HIM
RICHARD -- RICHARD PRYOR, WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH PAM GREER, BUT
SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH MY DADDY, HE INVITED MY DADDY.
CALLED THE RESTAURANT, SAID, HEY, I'M HAVING A PARTY, COME
WITH ME.
HE WASN'T HAVING A PARTY.
HE GOT A HOLD OF A RECORDING MY DAD DID THAT WASN'T FUNNY AND HE
PLAYED IT AND MY DAD'S LIKE, YOU BETTER TURN THIS OFF AND
RICHARD'S LIKE, I AIN'T TURNING OFF NOTHING SO MY DAD GOT HOT
AND HE USED TO BOX WITH MUHAMMAD ALI.
SO HE DECKED RICHARD OVER HIS COUCH, KNOCKED HIM OUT.
I'M TOLD THIS STORY BY JOANNA KERNS WHO I KNEW FROM "GROWING
PAINS" AND SHE GOES, AND YOUR DAD TOOK PAM AND LEFT AND FORGOT
ME.
SHE GOT RICHARD A TOWEL, WIPED HIS NOSE, HE GOT HER A CAB AND
SHE WENT HOME.