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HEY, IT'S GUEST TIME. AND
HERE
ARE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS OF
MINE YOU'VE SEEN FOR YEARS
ALL
OVER THE COUNTRY IN CONCERTS
AND CERTAINLY FROM THE HIT
SHOW
"HEEEEAW." WITHOUT FURTHER
ADO,
HERE ARE THE HAGERS.
I WANNA THANK YA!
HE TAKES A *** OF DOUGH AND
HE
PLOPS IT ON THE TABLE, MAKES
IT FLAT
AND ROUND AND PARTS IT WITH A
LADLE,
MADE OF SAUCE, SPREADS IT
THICK
AND SWEET, YUM YUM.
HE GETS A BIG FIST FULL OF
MOZZ
CHEESE AND HE SPREADS IT
AROUND
WITH SOME ANCHOVIES, GREEN
PEPPERS
AND MUSHROOMS AND ONIONS AND
A LITTLE GROUND BEEF. MMMM.
AND THEN HE SHOVES ON THE
SHSHEL
AND SLIDES IT IN THE OVEN
ER LOVING CARE.
AND THEN HE DANCES AROUND
WHILE
THE TONGUES HANG OUT AND THE
SMELL OF HEAVEN FILLS THE
AIR.
OH TELL ME.
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
MAKE ME THE JUICIEST PIZZA IN
THE LAND.
HEY I'M NO PENNY PINCHER BUT
GIVE ME
THAT BIG 16 INCHER.
WO, OH, MAKE IT TO GO.
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
WELL, WE STAYED IN THE BOOTH
FOR LESS THAN A QUARTER OF AN
HOUR
AND OUT OF THE OVEN LIKE A
GIANT
SUNFLOWER COMES ALL STEAMIN'
AND BUBBLIN' WITH THIS GROOVY
CHEESE.
WELL, HE TAKES HIS ROUND
KNIFE
AND HE CUTS IT IN SLICES AND
HE PUTS
IT IN A BOX AND TELLS ME THE
PRICE IS
$3.99, I GAVE HIM A 5 AND GOT
A DOLLAR
IN CHANGE. WELL I WAS TEMPTED
TO
EAT IT ON THE FRONT SEAT, IT
SM
SO GOOD I COULD HARDLY
DRIVE.
I SAID EXCUSE ME PLEASE BUT I
GOTTA
HAVE A PIECE OF THAT
SC
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PIE. (I'M GETTING HUNGRY, ME
TOO!)
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
MAKE ME THE JUICIEST PIZZA IN
THE LAND.
HEY, I'M NO PENNY PINCHER,
GIVE ME THAT
BIG 16 INCHER. WO OH, MAKE IT
TO GO.
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
THE TULLA HOMA DANCING PIZZA
MAN.
THE TULLAHOMA DANCING PIZZA