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HELLO, DEARS. IT’S SR. MARYBETH. I HOPE YOU’RE ALL HAVIN’ A GREAT MORNIN’. I
WAS WATCHIN’ THE TIDAY SHOW ON NOVEMBER 10 WHEN GEORGE BUSHIT POPPED UP. WHEN ASKED
ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WILL THINK ABOUT HIS BOOK HE REPLIED THAT HE HAD TO APOLOGIZE FOR DEBUNKING
THE QUESTION BECAUSE HE IS NOT CONCERNED WITH WHAT WE THINK ABOUT IT. OH, HEAVEN’S NO.
HE IS MORE CONCERNED WITH HOW HISTARIE WILL TREAT HIS PUBLIC DISCOURSE. OF ALL THE NASTY
CURSES.
OH MY, IF THE LORD JESUS HAD THOUGHT THIS WAY WHILE HE WAS DYIN’ ON THE CROSS, SURELY,
HE WOULD HAVE JUMPED DOWN AND HAD HIMSELF A GOOD OLD FASHIONED MANICURE AND MOST THEIVES
WOULD STILL BE BURNIN’ IN HELL, CONSIDERIN’ THAT THEIVES GET OUT OF HELL FIRST. I NOW
SEE MR. BUSH’S PLAN CLEAR AS BELL. IF HE CAN KEEP A LID ON HELL WITH A NICE FAT LAYER
OF THEIVES, HE’LL NEVER HAVE OPPOSITION. IT SEEMS MR. BUSHIT ACQUIRED A GREAT SKILL
FROM LEARNING HOW TO CAP AN OIL WELL. IT NOW SEEMS BP BLEW IT JUST TO KEEP THE ANGELS IN
CHECK. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL ELIMINATING THE COMPETITION NOT THE GOOD OLD AMERICAN COMPETITIVE
SPIRIT. I, TOTALLY, DISAPPROVE OF ANY MONEY MAKING FOR THIS CREATURE. I HOPE NOBODY BUYS
HIS BOOK. PLEASE CONSIDER CONTRIBUTING TO SEVERLY DISABLED FEMALE ORPHANS, PEOPLE WHO
HAVE AN ANGEL’S CHANCE IN THIS MAN’S HEAVEN.