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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE," HAS
NASCAR BECOME TOO DEANING
RUSS?
WE WILL SHOW YOU THE NEW PILOT
PROGRAM THAT COULD EITHER COST
THE SPORT MILLIONS OR BE THE
MOST BRILLIANT MOVE EVER.
PLUS, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE JOE
BIDEN TO FALL ASLEEP ON THE
COUCH DURING THE SUPER BOWL?
>> 3.4 SECONDS.
>> AND FINALLY A SUICIDAL
KANGAROO THREATENING TO JUMP
TO HIS DEATH ON LIVE TV.
HOW DID IT ALL END?
STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT. NONE
OF THESE STORIES ON "RED EYE"
TONIGHT.
>> AND NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUEST.
SHE IS SO GREEK, SHE SLEEPS IN
A BED OF HUMUS.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR AND ONE
OF MY FELLOW AND FAVORITE
CO-HOSTS ON "THE FIVE."
HE RUNS THE MEDIA, OUR JEWISH
FRIEND, TV'S ANDY LEVY.
AND HER FAVORITE HOBBY IS
STARING AT MERES AND GOING
YEP.
IF JOKES WERE CHOCOLATES HE
WOULD COME EVERY FEBRUARY
14th IN A BOX.
SITTING ?EKS TO ME, THE CLEAN
HUMORED COMEDIAN TOM SHILLUE.
HE WILL BE ON TOUR YOU --
ACROSS THE UNITED STATES IN
MARCH.
>> A BLOCK. THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH MY MOUTH, GREG.
I CAN'T TAKE IT OFF OF YOU.
>> BEFORE WE START THE SHOW
TODAY IS "RED EYE"'S SEVENTH
BIRTHDAY.
THIS TRAIN WRECK HAS BEEN
GOING ON FOR SEVEN YEARS.
WE DEBUTED IN 2007 AND TO
CELEBRATE WE HAD A PARTY FOR
OUR STAFF AND FRIENDS.
OF COURSE WE BROUGHT A CAMERA
CREW AND HERE ARE HIGHLIGHTS
FROM "RED EYE"'S SEVENTH
ANNIVERSARY BASH.
>> THERE IS VICK.
WE INVITED OLD FRIENDS AND
TALKED ABOUT OUR FAVORITE
PARTS OF THE SHOW.
♪♪
>> ALL THOSE PECKS.
EARLIER IN THE EVENING WE HELD
A SPECIAL DINNER FOR ALL OF
OUR GUESTS.
YOU COME TO KNOW AND LOVE THEM
OVER THE YEARS.
♪♪
>> I THINK I WILL JUST STOP
THERE.
I THINK THE JOKE IS OVER NOW.
IT WAS VERY SPECIAL.
1606 SHOWS AND THAT'S 229
SHOWS A YEAR.
HARD TO BELIEVE.
>> BY THE WAY, MY NECK STILL
HURTS FROM D JING AND GOING
LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT.
>> I WAS AT THE PARTY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T
PUT ME IN THE FRONT ROW.
>> DID YOU BEAT THE MUSIC?
>> NO, I AM NOT GOING TO BEAT
THE MUSIC.
COME ON, ANDREA.
>> TOM, YOU WERE NEVER REALLY
OUTSIDE.
YOU WERE IN THAT ROOM BEHIND
THAT WALL WHERE THAT HOLE IS.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HOLE WAS
FOR.
YOU KEPT STICKING YOUR EYE IN
IT WHICH WAS WEIRD.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
CONSTRUCTION SITES WHERE YOU
LOOK THROUGH.
>> IT IS A WAIST HIGH
CONSTRUCTION SITE.
>> IT WAS A PEEP HOLE FOR
MIDGETS.
>> YOU PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH
AND YOU THINK ARE YOU A STRONG
MAN.
>> I COULDN'T GET MY HEAD
THROUGH.
>> YOU TRIED.
>> YES, YOU TRIED.
>> GOOD TIMES FOR EVERYBODY.
LET'S GET TO A STORY.
DISGUSTING.
CAN'T BELIEVE WE BEAT CNN.
WILL A RAPPER PUT HIM IN THE
CRAPPER?
THE NEWS YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
WAITING FOR.
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN WILL SQUARE
OFF AGAINST DMX IN A
THREE-ROUND FIGHT AT A TIME
AND PLACE TO BE DISCLOSED NEXT
WEEK.
CELEBRITY BOXING PROMOTER SAYS
THE RAPPER AND FATHER OF 12
WAS CHOSEN OF THOSE WHO
RESPONDED TO FIGHT TRAYVON
MARTIN'S KILLER.
DMX SEEMS CHILL ABOUT THE
WHOLE THING TELLING TMZ,
QUOTE, I AM GOING BEAT THE
LIVING [BLEEP] OUT OF HIM.
I WILL BREAK EVERY RULE IN
BOXING TO MAKE SURE I [BLEEP]
HIM UPRIGHT AND I WILL RIP MY
[BLEEP] OUT AND [BLEEP ALL
OVER HIS] BLEEP [FACE.
LET'S LOOK AT THE OVER-UNDER
CARD.
>> WATCH THIS MOVE.
>> BLACK VERSUS WHITE.
I AM JUST SO TIRED OF IT.
ANDREA, I DON'T THINK DMX IS
THAT EXCITED FOR IT, DO YOU?
>> I WOULD HATE TO SEE HIM
WHEN HE IS RILED UP FROM A
FIGHT.
HE HAS COME A LONG WAY FROM MY
BOOM BOX IN MY COLLEGE DORM
ROOM TO FIGHT GEORGE
ZIMMERMAN.
AND I MUST SAY GEORGE
ZIMMERMAN IS SO VERSATILE.
FIGHTING A BLACK GUY, WHAT A
CHANGE.
GOOD FOR HIM, REALLY MIXING
THINGS UP.
>> THEY BETTER MAKE SURE HE
DOESN'T BRING A GUN.
>> AND SHOOT HIM.
>> I LOVE THIS WHOLE GIVING A
A PORTION TO CHARITY THING
BECAUSE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING
OKAY.
>> ISN'T GEORGE ZIMMERMAN
ALREADY A CHARITY?
ISN'T THAT WHAT GOT THEM IN
TROUBLE?
HE MADE HIMSELF A CHARITY AND
HE TOOK THE MONEY IN AND GOT
IN TROUBLE FOR THAT.
MAYBE THAT'S IT.
MAYBE HE IS GOING TO KEEP THE
MONEY AND PAY HIS BILLS
BECAUSE HE THINKS HE IS A
CHARITY.
>> I AM GOING TO GO OUT ON A
LIMB AND SAY THIS IS NOT A
GOOD IDEA.
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT OF THE.
>> ANYONE WHO THINKS IT IS A
GOOD IDEA I WOULD BE WILLING
TO BOX THEM.
THAT WOULD BE A GREAT MAP. --
A GREAT MATCH.
>> I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN
THE RING.
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE
WITH PERHAPS A STRONG WIND.
>> THAT'S WHY I AM WILLING TO
DO IT.
NOBODY THINKS IT IS A GOOD
IDEA.
>> IN THE LIST OF HISTORICALLY
DUMB, THIS HAS TO BE UP
THERE.
>> YEAH, BUT ALSO
ENTERTAINING.
THAT'S WHAT AMERICA LOVES.
I UNDERSTAND HE WANTS TO GET
BACK IN SHAPE IS WHAT HE SAID.
HE LIKES BOXING FOR THE
ATHLETICISM.
REALLY HE IS JUST GOING TO BE
CRIPPLED.
THERE GOES HIS HEALTH
COMPLETELY.
AND IF HE IS REALLY DOING THIS
FOR A CHARITY, WHAT THEY
SHOULD HAVE DONE IS AUCTIONED
OFF THE SPOT TO FIGHT HIM.
I FEEL LIKE THEY WILL GET A
LOT MORE MONEY THAT WAY.
THRICE WHO WANTS TO -- LIKE
WHO WANTS TO HIT HIM THE
HARDEST?
>> HIS WIFE WOULD BE THE FIRST
IN LINE.
WASN'T HE ACCUSED OF BEATING
HER UP TWICE?
I GUESS THIS IS BETTER THAN
BEATING UP HER WIFE.
>> IT IS NOT GOING TO BE
PRETTY.
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR
EITHER OF THESE GUYS?
>> I HAVE ADVICE FOR BOTH.
FOR DMX, HE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE
THEY GO THROUGH A METAL
DETECTOR WHEN HE STEPS IN THE
RING.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE A GUN
COULD BE HIDDEN.
FOR ZIMMERMAN, MY ADVICE IS TO
LOSE.
HE PULLED THE GUN BECAUSE HE
FELT HIS LIFE WAS IN DANGER.
IF HE BEATS DMX IN THE RING,
THE DEFENSE FALLS APART.
I HATE TO GIVE HIM THIS MUCH
CREDIT, BUT MAYBE THAT'S HIS
STRATEGY.
HE WILL GO IN THERE AND GET
THE CRAP BEATEN OUT OF HIM AND
SAY I CAN'T FIGHT.
I HAD TO USE A GUN.
OF HIM I DON'TAT SMARTS.
THINK OF STRATEGICS.
>> AS DUMB AS IT IS, I SUSPECT
DMX MAY BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF
HIM.
>> AND IT WILL BE GREAT FOR
HIS CAREER.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME --
>> WHAT IF DMX JUST SHOOTS
HIM?
>> THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.
>> MY GUESS IS ZIMMERMAN WANTS
A REALITY SHOW.
HE IS ON PAR WITH THE
OCTOMOM.
IN THIS WEIRD WORLD OF
CELEBRITIES WE SHOULD FORGET
ABOUT.
>> IS THIS DEFINITELY
HAPPENING OR JUST ALL TALK
HERE?
>> A LOT OF TIMES WE DO
STORIES THAT NEVER HAPPEN.
IT IS A FAIR QUESTION.
>> IF A CELEBRITY BOXING
PROMOTER SAYS IT IS HAPPENING,
IT IS HAPPENING.
WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
THEY STOPPED THE FLOW OF
DELICIOUS YO.
IT IS DAY 128 OF -- THAT'S OUR
THEME SONG NOW.
THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT IS
BLOCKING CHIBONI YOGURT FROM
REACHING THE ATHLETES IN
RUSSIA BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE
A CERTAIN SITUATION. THE
OBAMA SITUATION HAS STEPPED IN
AND THEY COMMENTED THAT THERE
IS NO TIME TO WASTE IN GETTING
OUR OLYMPIC ATHLETES A
NUTRITIOUS AND DELICIOUS FOOD.
WELL, IN OTHER TROUBLING NEWS,
VISITORS TO SOCHI SAY THE
HOTELS ARE GROSS WITH SINKS
SPEWING YELLOW TOXIC WATER.
THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.
R KELLY IS GOING --
JOURNALISTS ESPECIALLY HAVE
BEEN TWEETING ABOUT THEIR
HOTEL HARDSHIPS LIKE THIS CNN
PRODUCER WHO DESCRIBED HIS
ROOM AS SHAMBLES.
ANOTHER HARD TO PLEASE
REPORTER WROTE, OKAY, SO MY
HOTEL DOESN'T HAVE A LOBBY
YET.
STAY STRONG, NERDS.
MEANWHILE, LET'S SEE HOW
RUSSIA'S SECURITY FORCES ARE
PREPARING FOR THE GAME.
♪
>> I CAN HEAR THAT SONG FOR
DAYS, PROBABLY WILL. TOM, AT
THIS POINT AREN'T WE JUST
PILING ON THE POOR RUSSIANS
BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT AS COOL
AS THE WEST?
THEY DON'T HAVE GOOD TOILETS
?
>> AND THIS CITY, SOCHI, WHAT
IS THIS CITY?
I NEVER HEARD OF IT UNTIL THE
OLYMPICS, HAVE YOU?
>> NO, I HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT.
LET'S GET TO THE WINING
REPORTERS.
THEY ARE REPORTERS.
THESE ATHLETES, THEY HAVE TO
COMPETE.
THESE JERKS ARE GOING OVER AND
WRITING ABOUT IT.
THEY CAN'T SLEEP ON A COT?
STOP COMPLAINING.
WHEN YOU GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY
YOU SHOULD LIVE LIKE THE
LOCALS.
IF THEY HAVE CRAPPY HOTELS YOU
STAY IN THE CRAPPY HOTEL.
>> DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY ON
TOUR?
>> YES.
I LOVE THE NICE HOTELS.
I DON'T LOVE THE NICE
HOTELS.
I LIKE THE RED ROOF.
>> WAY TO SLAM THE RED ROOF.
YOU SAID YOU LIKE THE RED ROOF
AND THEY SUCK.
I LIKE THE RED ROOF BECAUSE
THE PEOPLE ARE SO NICE.
THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE FREE
PASTRY IN A PACK.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO OFFEND
ANYMORE PEOPLE.
>> THAT IS A URINAL CAKE.
>> NO WONDER THE TART FLAVOR.
ANDREA YOU CLAIM TO BE GREEK
AND I HAVE YET TO SEE ANY
PROOF.
WHAT IS THE POINT -- ISN'T
THIS THE WORST GREEK YOGURT?
>> YOU ONLY PUT THE STORY IN
TONIGHT'S SHOW TO *** ME
OFF.
CHOBANI MEANS GOOD FOR YOUR
LADY PARTS WHICH IS
TROUBLING -- NO, IT DOESN'T.
IT MEANS GULLIBLE.
>> I THOUGHT THAT WAS TRUE.
>> THE FEMALE ATHLETES ARE
UPSET THEY CAN'T GET THEIR
YOGURT WHICH IS HELPFUL IN THE
OLYMPIC VILLAGE WHERE I HEAR
IT IS QUITE THE PARTY.
>> IT IS THE UTI CENTER OF THE
UNIVERSE.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE CHUCK
SCHUMER, MR. MEDIA *** WHO
HAS HIS FACE ON EVERY ISSUE.
THERE IS A YOGURT LOBBY THAT
HAS HIM GOING OUT FOR GREEK
YOGURT EVERYWHERE.
DON'T YOU THINK THE YELLOW
CAKE AND THE -- OR THE YELLOW
-- YELLOW CAKE USED TO BE A
BIGGER ISSUE.
>> GIVEN THE STATE OF THE
TOILETS THERE, THE ATHLETES
SHOULD ONLY BE EATING FOOD
THAT BENDS THEM.
>> THAT'S -- THAT BINDS THEM.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> THAT MADE ME THINK OF WHAT
I AM GOING TO EAT TONIGHT.
JOANNE, YOU ARE UKRAINIAN, AT
LEAST PHYSICALLY.
JOURNALISTS HAVE BEEN
COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHABBY
HOTELS.
SHOULD THEY GET OVER IT?
>> YES, AND KNOW.
YES AND NO OF THE THE HOTELS
SHOULD NOT BE SHABBY.
THEY PUT IN BILLIONS OF
DOLLARS TO MAKE THIS SORT OF
RESORT TOWN.
IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THE NEXT
DISNEY WORLD.
THERE IS NO DOORS AND LIGHT
BULBS.
IT IS NOT A THIRD WORLD
COUNTRY.
THIS IS A NICE, TOURIST
ATTRACTION AND IT IS A SHAME.
>> IT IS A SHAME.
YOUR OUTRAGE IS PALPABLE.
YOU SOUND LEAK YOU ARE ABOUT
TO WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER.
>> I AM GOING TO THE UKRAINE.
DON'T YOU THINK THEY DESERVE
IT ON SOME LEVEL?
IT IS LIKE HOLDING THE
OLYMPICS IN KARACHI,
PAKISTAN.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
THEY ARE CORRUPT.
THEY WILL USE THE MONEY FOR
ANYTHING BUT PUTIN'S BACK
WAXING?
>> AND THAT WILL COST A LOT OF
MONEY.
HE HAS A BIG BACK.
>> AND THEN YOU CAN SELL THE
HAIR ON EBAY WHICH I WILL
PURCHASE.
THIS IS HOW I LOOK AT THIS.
FIRST THIS QUESTION, THEY ARE
SHOOTING STRAY DOGS.
>> I THINK THAT'S A TYPO.
I THINK THEY ARE SHOOTING GAY
DOGS.
>> THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
POOR GAY DOGS.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
>> NOW THAT YOUR JOKE IS OUT
OF THE WAY.
I HAVE A THEORY ABOUT RUSSIA.
THEY NEED A FEW DECADES TO GET
THINGS TOGETHER.
I SEE THEM AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
WHO HAS BEEN IN JAIL FOR 20
YEARS AND HE JUST GOT OUT.
YOU JUST WENT TO PECK HIM UP.
HE WAS IN SWRAIL FOREARMED
ROBBERY -- JAIL FOR ARMED
ROBBERY.
HE IS NOT USED TO GAYS.
HE IS LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON
WITH THESE GUYS HOLDING HANDS
OR ANY OF THE POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS.
THERE IS TOO MUCH STUFF FOR
OUR RUSSIAN BROTHERS AND THEY
ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR ACT
TOGETHER.
>> THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO GET
THEIR ACT TOGETHER.
THEY ARE GOING THE OTHER WAY.
10 YEARS AGO IT WAS A MUCH
FREER COUNTRY AND NOW IT IS
GOING THE OTHER WAY.
24R* ARE A COUPLE THINGS WITH
THESE HOTE AND I AGREE THAT
THE WHINEY JOURNALIST IS
ANNOYING.
BRUT -- BUT THE EXAMPLES SOUND
BAD.
NOT HAVING WATER IS A
PROBLEM.
AND ANOTHER SAID THE WATER IS
RESTORED.
DO NOT USE ON YOUR FACE
BECAUSE IT CONTAINS SOMETHING
VERY DANGEROUS.
WHY JUST YOUR FACE?
WHY IS IT OKAY TO USE THE
WATER ON OTHER PARTS OF YOUR
BODY?
I DON'T GET THAT.
>> WATER IS OFTEN A WEIRD
COLOR WHEN YOU ARE IN A NEW
BUILDING.
>> IT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE.
WHEN I WAS IN RUSSIA EVEN THE
NICE HOTELS THEY GIVE YOU
BOTTLES OF WATER.
>> THAT'S TRUE, EVERY HOTEL
THEY WANT YOU TO USE THE
BOTTLED WATER.
IN THIS CASE THEY DON'T WANT
YOU TO DIE.
>> THERE IS ONE GOOD THING.
THERE ARE ALL OF THESE STORIES
ABOUT HOW BASICALLY THE MINUTE
YOU GET OFF THE PLANE ALL OF
YOUR COMPUTERS ARE GETTING
HACKED.
THEY SAID WITHIN MINUTES OF
ARRIVING IN SOCHI, TWO
COMPUTERS AND HIS CELL PHONE
WAS HACKED.
WE KNOW MOST JOURNALISTS HAVE
THE MOST INCREDIBLY BIZARRE
*** FETISHES.
>> THIS IS TRUE.
>> THIS IS A GREAT WAY FOR
THEM TO GET ALL SORTS OF STUFF
AND THEY CAN CLAIM IT WASN'T
REALLY THEM.
THEY HAVE TO LOOK AT THE
BRIGHT SIDE AND STOP WHINING
ABOUT THE WATER AND START
ORDERING THE LEATHER.
>> SUCH A GOOD POINT.
HE WILL BALK INSTEAD OF WALK.
HE WILL NOT MARCH IN THE ST.
PATRICK'S DAY PARADE BECAUSE
HE THINKS THE IRISH ARE, IN
HIS WORDS, EVIL, DRUNK
GARBAGE.
ACTUALLY IT IS BECAUSE LGBT
GROUPS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO
PARTICIPATE.
GAY PEOPLE ARE WELCOME TO
WATCH, BUT THEY SAY THAT --
ANYWAY.
THE INCLUSION WOULD DILUTE THE
FOCUS ON THE WHOLE BEING IRISH
THING.
THE MAYOR DISAGREED WITH THEIR
EXCLUSION AND SAYS HE WILL
ALLOW CITY WORKERS LIKE
FIREFIGHTERS AND COPS TO TAKE
PART IN THE PES TIFF TEES.
FESTIVITIES.
CRITICS SAY --
>> THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
>> ANYWAY, THIS IS THE ONLY
PARADE I WOULD CARE ABOUT.
>> ACCORDING TO MY STATISTICS,
ONE OF THOSE DUCKS IS GAY.
>> AT LEAST.
>> HE HAS A ROUGH LIFE AHEAD
OF HIM.
A LOT OF DUCK BULLYING GOING
ON.
JOANNE, YOU WORKED AS A
BARTENDER FOR MANY YEARS UNTIL
YOU GAVE NOTICE LAST WEEK.
HOW OFTEN IS ST. PATRICK'S
DAY?
>> I AM NOT IRISH.
I HATE PARADES AND DRUNK
PEOPLE, BUT I LOVE THE COLOR
GREEN.
SO I AM A LITTLE CONFLICTED.
>> I HEAR YOU.
YOU ARE WEARING GREEN RIGHT
NOW.
IS THAT TURQUOISE?
>> IT IS TOUR ROYCE.
TURQUOISE.
ALL MEN ARE COLOR-BLIND.
>> I THOUGHT ONLY OLDER WOMEN
IN COMFORTABLE SHOES LIVING IN
THE MIDWEST.
>>
>> IN NEW MEXICO.
>> IN NEW MEXICO WEAR
TURQUOISE.
>> SURPRISE.
I AM A MIDDLE AGED WOMAN FROM
NEW MEXICO. YOU KNOW, PARADES
HAPPEN.
IT IS YOUR CHOICE TO
PARTICIPATE OR NOT.
I APPLAUD OUR MAYOR FOR
STICKING TO WHAT HE BELIEVES
IN.
I THINK THESE CITY WORKERS CAN
DECIDE IF THEY WANT TO
PARTICIPATE OR NOT WHICH IS
WHAT HE SAID.
IT IS UP TO THEM.
>> ANDREA, I THINK THIS GOES
BACK TO THE EARLY 1990s.
THERE WAS ONE GAY GROUP THAT
WAS NOT ALLOWED IN.
SHOULD THEY JUST SAY, OKAY,
COME ON IN.
YOU ARE IRISH.
WE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE
SLEEPING WITH?
>> I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO
COME AS A NEWS FLASH, BUT THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH DOESN'T
SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE.
EVERY YEAR THEY HAVE THIS
BATTLE, AND EVERY YEAR THEY GO
AFTER THE POLITICIANS IN NEW
YORK.
REMEMBER HILLARY CLINTON?
WAS SHE GOING TO WALK IN THE
PAW READ OR NOT?
BILL DO BLASS YOW WAS HER
CAMPAIGN MANAGER AT THE TIME,
SHE SAID SHE WOULD, WOULDN'T,
WOULD, WON'T.
SHE EVENTUALLY DID.
THEY NEED TO LET GO OF THE
POLICY AND IF THEY WANT GAYS
MARCH IN THE PARADE, HAVE THEM
MARCH IN THE PARADE.
IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL.
ON THE OTHER HAND IT IS A
PARADE ABOUT BEING IRISH.
THE GAYS HAVE THEIR PARADE.
WHY CAN'T THE IRISH HAVE THEIR
PARADE.
>> WHAT IF THEY ARE IRISH?
>> WELL THEY CAN MARCH.
BUT THEY CAN'T BE LGBT.
>> I MARCHED IN A LOT OF
PARADES AS A CEDE.
I WAS AN ALTAR BOY AND A BOY
SCOUT AND THE FIGHTS AND DRUM
CORP.
NO MATTER WHAT I WAS MARCHING
WITH PEOPLE WOULD STAND ON THE
SIDES AND CALL ME GAY.
>> YOU ARE OUT THERE WITH A
FLUTE.
>> WAS THE FLUTE MADE OF
METAL?
>> IT WAS A PLASTIC FLUTE.
THEY CALLED YOU GAY FOR
EVERYTHING BACK THEN.
>> THAT WAS THE TERRIBLE WAY
THAT PEOPLE WOULD USE THE
SHORTHAND TO MAKE FUN OF
PEOPLE.
I CONDEMN IT.
ANDY, QUICKLY.
>> YES.
OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING A
QUESTION.
IT IS NOT THAT THEY ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO MARCH IN THE
PARADE.
THEY CAN'T CARRY BANNERS.
IT IS AN IRISH PRIDE PARADE.
THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING AS
SAYING YOU CAN'T MARCH IN THE
PARADE IF YOU ARE GAY.
THAT ACTUALLY WOULD BE
ILLEGAL.
IF THE MAYOR DISAGREES WITH
THAT STANCE, THEN GOOD FOR
HIM.
>> IMAGINE THE FUN POSTERS.
LIKE ERIN-GO BRALESS.
>> PARADES SUCK.
>> WE DON'T NEED THEM
ANYMORE.
>> WE PRESIDENT DO NEED THEM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST
PARADE IS?
EVERYBODY THAT MARCHED TOWARD
THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE WE ARE
AWESOME.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THAT'S THE PARADE THAT
MATTERS.
THEY ALL CAME HERE.
>> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
EVLS THAT ONEES, BUT WAS LESS
IN FIVE WOMEN ARE DISAPPOINTED
IN THEIR MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
THE BEGGEST COMPLAINT WAS --
THE BIGGEST COMPLAINT WAS IT
WAS TOO SMALL OR NOT ONE AT
ALL.
THEY WERE DISMAYED IF THE MAN
DIDN'T GET DOWN ON BENDED KNEE
AND FAILED TO ORGANIZE A
SPECIAL PROPOSAL AND NOT ASK
FOR HER PARENTS' PERMISSION.
THEY WERE SO UPSET THEY WANTED
TO CRY TEARS OF ANGUISH.
45% WOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THE
COST.
AND THEY WISHED THE PARTNER
COULD MORE OF INTO RYAN
GOSLING.
LET'S GO TO THE BEAT BOXING
GOAT.
>> THAT'S NOT REAL.
I DON'T THINK THAT CAN HAPPEN
IN REAL LIFE.
>> IT WAS COOL.
>> IT WAS COOL, BUT LYING IS
NOT COOL.
>> THEY GOT HIM TO DO
SOMETHING THOUGH.
THEY BEAT STUFF AND MAKE GREAT
MEALS IN CERTAIN ETHNIC
RESTAURANTS.
>> I HATE UH STEN -- UH STEN
DAY SHOES PROPOSALS.
I THINK THEY SHOULD BE MORE
SIMPLE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE
GIRL.
I THINK IT DEPENDS ON THE
GIRL.
I AGREE.
IF IT IS MORE ABOUT THE SHOW.
IF IT IS MORE ABOUT THE SIZE
OF THE RING.
IF IT IS MORE ABOUT EVERYTHING
BESIDES THE FACT THAT THIS MAN
IS ASKING YOU TO BE THESE
WIFE, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A
PROBLEM TO START.
>> I THINK YOU DO HAVE A
PROBLEM.
>> REALLY IF YOU THINK ABOUT
THE SYMBOLISM OF A RING THAT'S
WHAT A LOT OF GIRLS MISS.
IT IS REALLY THE CIRCLE,
RIGHT?
THE NEVER ENDING LOVE THAT
DOESN'T STOP AND DOESN'T END.
THEY BUY INTO THE HOW BIG IS
THE RING.
JUST BE HAPPY IN TODAY'S WORLD
THAT MEN ARE ACTUALLY STILL
MARRYING GIRLS INSTEAD OF
STAYING SINGLE.
>> IF YOU LOOK AT IT STRICTLY
AS A SYMBOL THEN SIMPLY GET A
PRINCE ALBERT. JOANNE, I
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I SAID
THAT.
THAT'S A DISGUSTING COMMENT.
>> I'LL RECOVER.
>> WE KNOW YOU ARE A GOLD
DIGGER.
>> YEP.
>> CAN A DIAMOND EVER BE TOO
BIG?
>> NO.
WELL DO I HAVE A TINY HAND.
SO PROPORTION WISE IT CAN'T BE
TOO LARG
PURCHASING A DIAMOND IS A HUGE
COMMITMENT.
THE MAN IS SAYING I AM READY
TO MAKE THAT COMMITMENT ON
YOU.
IF I WERE TO BUY YOU, GREG, A
CAR THAT YOU HAD TO DRIVE
AROUND FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE, WOULD YOU BE SATISFIED
WITH A CAMRY?
>> NO I WOULDN'T.
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
WOW.
THAT WOULD BE COOL IF YOU
TRIED TO PUT A CAMRY ON MY
FINGER THOUGH.
I DON'T KNOW, TOM.
>> THAT WAS A GOOD POINT,
COMPARING SOMETHING USEFUL TO
SOMETHING THAT HAS NO USE AT
ALL.
GOOD POINT.
>> VOW SAYING THE RING HAS NO
USE.
>> IT HAS NO USE, BUT I
AGREE.
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT THERE AND
IT IS GOOD.
IT MAKES A GUY THINK OKAY I
REALLY WANT TO DO THIS.
I WILL BLOW ALL OF THIS MONEY
ON AN ABSOLUTELY USELESS
THING.
IT IS BETTER THAT IT IS
USELESS.
>> USELESS?
NO, NO, NO.
GIRLS CAN USE IT TO RUB IN
THEIR FRIENDS' FACES.
MY RING IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
AND ISN'T THAT WHAT IT IS ALL
ABOUT?
>> I UNDERSTAND.
BUT THE FACT THEY GO AND SPEND
ALL OF THIS MONEY ANYWAY, I
THINK IT IS A GOOD THING.
IT IS JUST THE KIND OF THING A
GUY MEEDS TO MAKE UP HIS
MIND.
>> THAT'S THE POINT.
IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT
PRICE, THEN THAT'S NOT THE
WOMAN.
YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT WILL
SHE SAY YES.
>> AND THE WOMAN BEING
DISAPPOINTED IS ALSO GOOD.
IT GETS HER READY FOR A
LIFETIME OF DISAPPOINTMENT
EVERY WEEKEND AND SEEING THE
LUMP OF A MAN SITTING ON THE
COUCH DOING NOTHING.
>> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
>> HE TRICKED ME WITH THE
RING.
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
THE RING WAS THE BEST -- THE
RING WAS THE APEX OF THE WHOLE
RELATIONSHIP.
AFTER THAT IT WENT ALL THE WAY
DOWN.
ANDY, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT
DISGUSTS YOU MORE THAN THE
INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE?
>> IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO PICK A STORY LESS RELEVANT
TO MY LIFE.
I HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
PERCENTAGE OF THE MEN END UP
DISAPPOINTED WITH WHO THEY
PROPOSE TO.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
PERCENTAGE OF THE 21% OF WOMEN
WHO WERE DISAPPOINTED BY THE
PROPOSAL CALL THEMSELVES
FEMINISTS.
AND FINALLY, I BELIEVE THE
RING IS A SYMBOL OF OWNERSHIP
AND I DO NOT BELIEVE IN OWNING
OTHER PEOPLE EXCEPT ON TWITTER
WHERE I DO IT EVERY DAY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
THREE WEEKS AWAY FROM JOINING
A MENS' RIGHTS GROUP.
YOU WILL BE THERE COMPLAINING
ABOUT HOW WOMEN'S HAIRCUTS ARE
CHEAPER THAN MEN'S.
>> THEY DO NEED A LEADER.
>> THEY DO AND YOU CAN DO IT,
BUT YOU ARE JEWISH.
I HATE PROPOSALS IN PUBLIC.
I LOVE IT WHEN WOMEN SAY NO.
I OFTEN WONDER HOW MANY TIMES
DOES A WOMAN -- IS A WOMAN
MISREADING SOMETHING WHERE SHE
THINKS -- SHE THINKS HE IS
PROPOSING, BUT HE BREAKS UP
WITH HER.
THAT HAS TO HAPPEN A LOT.
OH IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
>> IT WAS THE OPPOSITE.
MY WIFE THOUGHT I WAS BREAKING
UP WITH HER AND I PROPOSED.
>> WELL YOU HAVE THAT FACE.
MANY WOMEN THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO PROPOSE AND YOU DRAG
THEM THROUGH THE WOODS AND
KILLING THEM.
>> I WAS LIKE THIS.
>> IT WAS VERY LURCH LIKE.
I REACHED IN ANDND THATTED IT
TO HER.
>> YOU GAVE HER THE HEART OF
THE PERSON YOU USED TO DATE.
>> HERE IS A LOCK OF YOUR OWN
HAIR.
>> I CUT IT OFF WHILE YOU WERE
SLEEPING LAST NIGHT.
>> REMEMBER WHEN YOU WOKE UP
AND YOU HAD THAT SCAR ON YOUR
ABDOMEN?
HERE IT IS.
>> HERE IS YOUR KIDNEY.
>> HAVE I BEEN CARRYING IT --
I HAVE BEEN CARRYING IT AROUND
FOR A YEAR.
>> IT IS DIAMOND ENCRUSTED
NOW.
>> THAT'S A GOOD GIFT.
>>> COMING UP, WHAT IS UP WITH
THIS FREAKY GUY?
HE IS WONDERING THE SAME THING
ABOUT YOU.
>>> BIEBER, DRUGS, PLANE,
DRUGS, DRUGS, DRUGS.
IT IS DAY 4 MILLION AND SIX OF
OF -- WE JUST HAVE ONE GUY
TH KEEPS CROSSING THAT STUFF
OUT.
>> FULL TIME JOB.
>> 300 GRAND A YEAR.
ACCORDING TO A REPORT JUSTIN
BIEBER'S SUPER BOWL-BOUND
PLANE WAS SO FULL OF MARIJUANA
SMOKE LAST WEEK THAT THE
PILOTS WERE FORCED TO WEAR
OXYGEN MASKS.
THE TOE-HEADED TWERP AND HIS
FATHER WERE ALSO UH -- ABUSIVE
TO A FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
THE PILOT PUT THE MASK ON
COULD CAUSE A POSITIVE DRUG
TEST AND COULD COST THEIR
LICENSES.
HE ADMITTED TO SMOKES WEED ON
THE PLANE.
THEY SEARCHED THE AIRCRAFT AND
NO DRUGS WERE FOUND, BUT THEY
FOUND A CARDBOARD CUTOUT WITH
YOURS TRULY AND A HOLE IN THE
BACK.
I FIND IT A LITTLE ODD, BUT
COMPLEMENTARY.
>> YOU LISTEN TO BIEBER EVERY
NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED SO
THIS BEHAVIOR MUST DRIVE YOU
MAD.
>> AND EVERY MORNING.
AND RIGHT BEFORE "THE FIVE."
LIKE YOU GET IN THE MOOD.
ISN'T POT SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU
HAPPY?
>> YEAH.
>> WHY IS HE SO RUDE TO THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO FLY THE
FRIENDLY SKIES?
FLY HIGH THE FRIENDLY SKIES?
AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO MAKE
THE PILOT ***?
DON'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD HOLD
OFF?
DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS THE
ONE PERSON YOU DON'T WANT TO
MESS WITH?
>> THAT'S A LOT OF POT IF THE
PILOT IS PUTTING ON A MASK.
YOU ARE A DAD, SO YOU CLAIM
EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER SEEN
YOUR KIDS AND YOUR WIFE FOR
THAT MATTER.
IT IS KIND OF WEIRD THE WAY
YOU DRIFT IN.
>> DO PEOPLE BRING THEIR WIVES
HERE?
>> IT IS A FAMILY SHOW, TOM.
>> I BELIEVE YOU, TOM.
>> STRONG FATHER FIGURE,
RIGHT?
HE PARTIES WITH HIS SON AND
GETS HIGH ON A PLANE.
>> WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY?
BIEBER IS DOING THIS BECAUSE
HE THINKS IT MAKES HIM LOOK
COOL LIKE KIND OF A -- WHAT DO
YOU CALL THE -- HE WANTS TO BE
A GANGSTA-TYPE?
HE WAS A TEENY BOPPER.
THE WAY YOU ADVANCE FROM TEENY
BOPPER TO POP STAR IS YOU
BECOME A BAD DUDE.
YOU START BREAKING THE LAWS.
BUT IT IS NOT GOING TO WORK
FOR HIM.
WE ARE OVER THAT.
WE HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN SO MANY
TIMES BEFORE.
HE SHOULD MODEL HIMSELF AFTER
ME.
>> THAT'S SO TRUE.
>> THAT WOULD BE TRULY
RADICAL.
WHO IS THE RADICAL IN THE
ROOM?
TOM SHILLUE.
>> THEY ARE. THEY ARE NOT
BOOING HIM, THEY ARE
SHILLUEING HEM.
THAT WAS SO STEW PED.
>> I LIKED THAT.
>> I CAN'T DO THAT WITH NOW
SHAW SHEEN SKI.
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE CHANGED
YOUR NAME.
>> THERE IS TIME.
I CAN GET MARRIED.
CELEBRITIES BEING ABUSIVE TO
EMPLOYEES, HOW DOES THAT MAKE
YOU FEEL?
>> I GET SO ANGRY WITH
WHATEVER SERVICE INDUSTRY THEY
ARE IN, YOU CAN TELL THEY
HAVEN'T BECAUSE THEY ARE
TERRIBLE.
I HAVE NO RESPECT.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU HAVE OR WHO YOU ARE, DID
YOU NOT LEARN MANORS GROWING
UP SOME -- GROWING UP?
AND THEN WITH YOUR FATHER
THERE.
THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR
FROM THE TREE.
>> THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.
>> IN THE BIEBER HOUSEHOLD,
THE APPLE IS THE ***.
AND HE IS GOING OUT WITH HIS
DAD. IF HE IS TRYING TO NOT
BE A BAD BOY DON'T YOU NOT GO
OUT WITH HIS PARENTS?
IS --
>> IS THIS STEP DAD?
>> THAT'S HIS REAL DAD.
THAT'S EXCITING.
>> IT IS TRUE EVERYBODY HERE
HAS WORKED IN THE SERVICE
SECTOR.
>> I WAITED TABLES.
>> I WAITED TABLES.
I DROVE RENTAL CARS FOR
BUDGET.
I BOTTLED SODA.
>> YOU BOUGHT EL ITED SODA?
>> YOU SQUIRT THE SODA INTO
THE BOTTLE?
>> YOU LIVED SO MANY LIVES.
>> I WORKED AT THE GRAPETTE
BOTTLING COMPANY.
>> THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR
FAVORITE DRINK.
NOW I KNOW WHY.
NOW IT MAKES SENSE.
>> WHY DID YOU GET FIRED?
YOU SAID YOU WERE SQUIRTING
SOMETHING?
>> IT WASN'T SODA.
ANDY, I'M SORRY I GOT OFF
TRACK.
HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING ARE TO
THE LAST FOUR YEARS JUSTIN
BIEBER SHOULD GET HIS BUTT
KICKED.
COULD YOU BE THE PROBLEM?
I'M WITH JONO.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE POT.
BUT VAPE IT OR BE POLITE.
BEING ABUSIVE TO THE FLIGHT
ATTENDANT, PEOPLE WHO ARE RUDE
TO SERVICE INDUSTRY PEOPLE
WITHOUT CAUSE I THINK SHOULD
BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
>> ESPECIALLY CELEBRITIES WHO
YOU CAN TREAT EVERYBODY LIKE
CRAP, WHY NOT TREAT THE PEOPLE
WAITING ON YOU BETTER THAN
EVERYBODY ELSE.
>> I DON'T EVEN LET THEM WAIT
ON ME.
I GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE
MY OWN FOOD.
BAR EXTENDERS?
BARTENDERS I GRAB A BOTTLE
AND START MISSING.
>> WHY DO YOU MESS WITH THE
PERSON WHO HANDLES YOUR FOOD?
IT IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
>> IF I WAS THE PILOT YOU KNOW
WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE?
I WOULD HAVE SENT -- THERE
WERE PROBABLY TWO.
I WOULD HAVE SEPTEMBER THE --
SENT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT OUT
WITH PARACHUTES AND SAID WE
ARE OUT OF HERE.
>> THERE IS GOOD COMING OUT OF
ALL OF THIS.
BIEBER WHEN HE WAS HERE HE WAS
DENIED ENTRY TO HIS FAVORITE
CLUB AND TURNED AWAY FROM FOUR
SUPER BOWL PARTIES INCLUDING
ONE JAY-Z WAS PLAYING.
EVEN THOUGH HE IS A A CELEB
CLUB OWNERS AND PARTY GOERS
DON'T WANT HIM AROUND.
THAT WILL HURT HIM MORE THAN
ANYTHING ELSE AND MAY GET HIM
TO GROW UP.
>> LOOK WHAT I HAVE.
>> NOT COOL, MAN.
>> WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A
BREAK.
MORE STUFF IS ON THE WAY.
YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF MY NEW
BOOK.
IT IS CALLED "NOT COOL" COMING
TO A CITY NEAR YOU.
IT IS COMING WITH THE BUS.
HERE ARE THE DATES, 31 CITY IN
11 DAYS.
I WOULD LOVE TO MEET SOME OF
YOU.
GO TO G GUTFELD.COM FOR THE
ENTIRE TOUR SCHEDULE TO SEE
WHERE I AM GOING TO BE.
>>> WILL A TALKING PUP MAKE
WOMEN SIGN UP?
IT IS DAY 12BAJILLION OF.
>> OBAMA UH POKE LIP SEW.
>> A NEW MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR
AD CAMPAIGN GETTING YOUNG
WOMEN TO ENROLL IN OBAMACARE
LAUNCHED ON TUESDAY AND IT HAS
PETS SINGING DUETS.
>>
♪♪ ENROLL TODAY ♪♪
♪♪ THAT'S WHAT WE ARE HERE
TOGETHER TO SAY ♪♪
♪ ENROLL ♪
♪♪ TODAY ♪♪
♪ TAKE CARE PEOPLE FOR
GOODNESS SAKE ♪♪
♪ THERE'S A PLAN FOR
EVERYBODY ♪♪
♪♪ SO DON'T ACCEPT DEFEAT ♪
♪♪ YOU CAN GET COVERED AND
STILL ♪♪
♪♪ BUY ME TREATS ♪
>> MEANWHILE GOOD NEWS FOR THE
ADMINISTRATION AS THE CBO
ANNOUNCED THAT THE AFFORDABLE
CARE ACT WILL REDUCE THE
NUMBER OF FULL TIME JOBS BY 2
MILLION BY THE YEAR 2021.
AND FENNELLY -- AND FINALLY HE
SAW TWEETS FROM SOME FOOTBALL
PLAYERS THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE
THEY WERE TAKEN FROM AN E-MAIL
SENT MY THE WHITE HOUSE.
TOM, I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO
BEGIN HERE.
I HATE PETS NOW.
>> I HADDEA AS I WAS
WATCHING THAT HORRIBLE AD.
IT IS SO OFFENSIVE THESE ADS.
IF THEY WERE A BUNCH OF COME
MU CYSTS, IT WOULD BE LESS
OFFENSIVE THAN ALL OF THIS
CUTSINESS.
WHY DON'T RIGHT WINGERS COME
OUT AND INSTEAD OF PUTTING
MONEY INTO ADS PAY THE FINE.
TELL PEOPLE IF YOU DON'T SIGN
UP POUR THIS WE WILL GIVE YOU
THE $95.
SPREAD THE $95 ALL-AROUND THE
COUNTRY AND START A MASSIVE
RESISTANCE.
NO ONE IS SIGNING UP FOR
THIS.
>> HOW MUCH WOULD THAT BE?
>> CHEAP.
THE KOCH BROTHERS ARE LOADED
GIVE EVERYBODY $95.
>> THAT'S $95 TIMES WHAT?
>> A MILLION.
>> IT WOULD BE 95 MILLION.
>> IT IS A GENIUS IDEA THAT IS
IMPOSSIBLE.
YOU ARE CRAZY.
>> ANDREA, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF
THE COMMERCIALS?
DO YOU THINK THE CATS ARE
BEING USED?
>> YES AND I THINK THE WOMEN
THEY ARE TARGETING ARE BEING
USED TOO.
TOM, YOUR IDEA IS PRETTY
GOOD.
THEY SHOULD HAVE AN AD
CAMPAIGN WHERE YOU SEE THE
ANIMALS STARVING.
THE STAR WILLING DOGS AND
CATS.
IF YOU SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE
YOU WON'T HAVE MONEY FOR CAT
FOOD.
THAT WILL REALLY SCARE WOMEN.
AS A WOMAN I AM INSULTED.
THEY THINK WE ARE A BUNCH OF
IDIOTS.
THEY KNOW IF THEY CAN GET
WOMEN DEPENDENT ON THE
GOVERNMENT THEY WILL HAVE
WOMEN FOR LIFE.
THAT'S THEIR PLAN.
>> AND THEIR PETS.
WERE YOU INSULTED BY THIS
COMMERCIAL?
THEY DO THINK YOU SIT AT HOME
AND EAT YOGURT AND PET YOUR
CAT WHICH YOU DO.
>> MY CAT WON'T LET ME PET
IT.
SHE HATES ME.
>> THAT'S A SHAME.
>> BUT THAT'S A WHO OTHER
STORY.
THESE ADDS ARE GETTING SO
RIDICULOUS THEY ARE WORSE THAN
THE LIMO COMMERCIALS.
>> THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT'S
A LOCAL COMMERCIAL.
>> THEY HAVE CAR SERVICES.
>> I LOVE IT.
>> THAT COMMERCIAL TOOK AWAY
JOBS FROM REAL PEOPLE.
WHY USE PETS?
>> ANDY, PLEASE DON'T BORE ME
WITH STATISTICS.
>> I JUST READ THIS WHOLE
THING.
I THOUGHT THE AD WAS AIMED AT
PETS.
I THOUGHT THE WHOLE IDEA WAS
CATS AND DOGS WOULD SIGN UP
FOR HEALTH CARE.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE THUMBS
THOUGH.
>> I MISS READ THIS ENTIRE
STORY.
>> IF SOMETHING IS A GOOD
PRODUCT YOU DON'T NEED PETS TO
SELL IT.
THAT'S MY POINT.
YOU DON'T NEED CUTE THINGS.
>> IT IS DEPENDENT ON PET
VIDEOS.
>> THANK YOU, TOM, NO MORE PET
VIDEOS.
>> I LIKE THE PET VIDEOS.
>> YOU LIKE THEM REALLY?
>> MY KIDS LOVE THEM.
IT IS THE ONLY WAY WE CAN HAVE
FAMILY TIME TOGETHER IS WATCH
"RED EYE" AND FAST-FORWARD
THROUGH THE TALKING AND WE
WATCH THE PETS.
>> AS I SAID BEFORE, YOU DO
NOT HAVE A FAMILY.
YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE A TV.
I THINK YOU LIVE SOMEWHERE IN
THE BUILDING LIKE BAD RONALD.
>> I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A
FAMILY, BUT I BELIEVE THEY ARE
ALL STUFFED.
>> YOU PUT THEM ON THE COUCH
AND YOU PUT YOUR ARM AROUND
THE STUFFED WOMAN AND YOU
PRETEND TO WATCH TV.
>> I WILL BRING MY FAMILY.
I WILL EXPAND MY FAMILY ON
THIS SHOW.
>> I WAS WITH YOU, TOM, UNTIL
THAT COMMENT.
>> I AM NOW FRIGHTENED BY
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
I THINK WE WILL TAKE A BREAK.
DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW?
E-MAIL US AT RED EYE AT FOX
NEWS.COM.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
I GUESS WE'LL USE IT.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT IS BECOMING A CRUTCH
FOR US.
>>> ALL RIGHT.
COMING UP TOMORROW ON THE NEXT
"RED EYE" WE HAVE LIZ
McDONALD AND
>> YEA.
ALL RIGHT.
IS IT ARTS OR MY CREEPY COUSIN
CARL SOME WESLEY COLLEGE HAS
AN UNWELCOME VISITOR.
THE LIFE-LIKE STATUE CALLED
SLEEP WALKER IS PART OF AN ART
EXHIBIT AT THE CAMPUS MUSEUM.
SOME STUDENTS AT THE ALL
FEMALE SCHOOL ARE ASKING TO
HAVE THE MAN -- A MANNEQUIN
REMOVED.
THEY SAY IT IS A SOURCE OF
APPREHENSION AND FEAR.
BUT THE COLLEGE ADMINISTRATORS
SAY IT IS MEANT TO PROVOKE
DIALOGUE.
FOR NOW THE INSTALLATION WILL
STAY WITH THE DRUNKEN SELFIE
WITH HASH TAG, UNDERPANTS
GUY.
JOE ONE, -- JOANNE WOULD
EVERYBODY BE HAPPIER IF IT WAS
A WOMAN IN A BRA?
>> IF IT WAS A WOMAN IN A
BRRRR THEY WOULD TAKE -- IN A
BRA THEY WOULD TAKE IT AWAY.
FOR SOME REASON A GUY IN UNDER
UNDERPANTS IT FUNNY.
IT IS CREEPY, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHY PEOPLE SAY IT DISRUPTS
THEIR CAMPUS LIFE AND THEY ARE
TERRIFIED.
IT IS FUNNY.
I AM MORE NERVOUS FOR THE
MOTORISTS DRIVING BY WHO MIGHT
STOP AND CALL THE POLICE.
THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE
WOMAN'S CAMPUS.
HE IS GOING TO ATTACK.
>> HE SEEMS LIKE A DISORIENTED
HOSPITAL PATIENT WHO LEFT
WITHOUT HIS ROBE.
>> HE LOOKS LIKE WALKING DEAD,
BUT NOT DEAD.
>> I AM ODDLY AROUSED BY THIS,
TOM.
THE STATUE WAS CREATED IN YOUR
LIKENESS.
>> THAT'S TERRIBLE BECAUSE I
AM LOOKING AT IT.
I AM CREEPED OUT.
>> YOU ARE CREEPED OUT BY YOUR
OWN LIKENESS?
>> I GOT THESE STORIES AND I
WAS PREPARING TO WELL THESE
WEALTHY STUDENTS TO GET OVER
IT, BUT I HADN'T LOOKED AT THE
PICTURE.
I JUST HEAD THE STORY.
NOW THAT I SEE IT, IT IS
RIDICULOUS AND CREEPY.
THEY SHOULD TAKE IT OFF THE
CAMPUS.
I TOO AM SEXUALLY OFFENDED BY
THIS MAN.
WAIT A MINUTE.
MAYBE IT IS NOT DONE YET.
MAYBE HE IS AN OLD NEW ENGLAND
GUY WHO IS ON -- HE IS WORKING
ON A PLOW.
HIS CLOTHES ARE NOT DONE YET
AND HE LEFT THE PLOW TO GO TO
THE WAR.
IT IS A REVOLUTIONARY WAR
STATUE.
>> YOU SOLVED ANOTHER MYSTERY.
ANDREA IS THIS TOO WEIRD TO BE
ART OR NOT WEIRD ENOUGH?
>> IT IS WEIRD THAT AN ALL
GIRL SCHOOL WAS OFFENDED BY A
MALE STATUE IN HIS UNDER
PANTS?
ISN'T IT WEIRD AN ALL GIRL
SCHOOL DOES PRESIDENT WANT A
NUDE -- I DIDN'T LIKE HE WAS
IN TIGHTY ***.
THAT IS VERY 1980s AND
REMINDS ME OF MY OLDER BROTHER
WHEN I DID THE LAUNDRY.
A SCHLUMPY GUY IN HIS
UNDERPANTS IN AN ALL FEMALE
WORLD.
LET'S DO THE SIDE BY SIDE.
DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE JIM
NORTON?
LET'S SEE THIS SIDE BY SIDE
WITH UNDERPANTS MAN.
JIM NORTON.
>> IT IS TRUE.
BUT JIM IS CREEPIER.
>> JIM HAS A CREEPIER MOLESTER
STAIR GOING.
WHY DO I KEEP LOOKING BEHIND
ME.
I CAN LOOK OVER THERE.
>> I KNOW HE IS WATCHING ME.
>> ANDY YOU SAID ART AND ART
EDUCATION DISGUST YOU.
SHOULD WE DO AWAY WITH MUSEUMS
ENTIRELY?
>> I THINK IF IT IS MAKING
STUDENTS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE,
ART SHOULD BE IN PEOPLE'S
COMFORT ZONE.
IF EVEN ONE PERSON IS OFFENDED
THE ARTIST HAS FAILED.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THIS IS
NOT A PIECE OF OR THE.
IT ACTUALLY IS JIM NORTON.
HE HAS TRAINED HIMSELF TO
REMAIN VERY, VERY STILL. HE
IS GOING AROUND GIRLS'S
COLLEGES AND STANDING AROUND
IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
>> THAT'S ART.
THAT'S PERFORMANCE ART.
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> IF THAT WERE MY CAMPUS THAT
STATUE WOULD BE IN MY DORM
ROOM IN FIVE MINUTES.
>> I HOPE I DIDN'T PAY FOR
THAT.
ANDREA, YOU DID IT.
TV'S ANDY LEVY, JOANNE, TOM
SHILLUE.
THAT DOES IT FOR ME.