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Oh thanks Skorupi!
We gathered tonight to set free the soul
of one of our beloved brothers.
In honor of his last wish his body shall be given to
the flames of compassion he used to live by,
day by day, night by night.
And ever so strong for the ones he loved.
But who was this brave soul, that used to be our loyal companion.
His name was Skorupi.
It was the name of a glorious fighter of past times,
times when the dark almost overcame the light.
Our brother lived up to his namesake's legacy.
Filled with compassion is how he mastered every
obstacle that appeared in his way.
From his early achievements in space research for NASA
to his latest success of driving away the Nazis
from the dark side of the moon.
As you all remember, on this day three weeks ago
the last member of Al Quaida was brought to justice,
which single-handedly was Skorupi's doing.
But apart from his career as a scientist
and a fighter for peace he was a sincere honorable person
that will be missed by many.
I remember that dark winter, when he used to bring me hot chocolate,
let me sit on one of his many knees and tell me stories about
his life in ancient high cultures.
He raised a once problematic child to become one of
the most admired persons in the eastern culture,
today known as Buddha.
So he did with Jesus and Mohammed,
who both lived a life dedicated to spread his message.
He taught me how to ride a bike!
He is the founder of Google!
He defeated Dschenghis Khan!
He killed Hitler!
He wrote Harry Potter!
He destroyed the Matrix!
He invented trees!
He built Dubai!
He was the Pokemon Master!
He was the Monster of Loch Ness!
He built the pyramids!
He lived in Atlantis!
He saw Bigfoot!
He made sounds in space!
He invented music!
He told the first joke
He didn't vote for Bush!
He wiped out the dragons!
He moved away the sun because it was too hot!
He bit Spiderman!
He found all 7 Dragon Balls!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Scorupi!
He defeated god!
And gave us free will!
Oh thanks Skorupi!