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So what you're saying is
we'll be Togerder Forever
[music]
Ok so this WTF
is something that's very common in Asian Culture
At least in Japan and Korea
but I don't know about China or Vietnam
Or Thailand. Or Russia.
This is actually a little lunch box
and you might think that this is for children
but you're wrong it's not for children
No, actually it is for children
It's not for children! Look.
The top part comes off. Oooh!
And this comes off. EEHHHH! Oooooooh!
And this comes out and you can move it up and down
I don't know about you guise,
but if you're like an anime or manga or manhwa fans
I grew up seeing this
in every single stupid thing that I read
And I was like "I want it"
And now I have it.
The best part about this is definitely what it says on it:
HAPPY TOGERDER!
Can you imagine how many things in life would be ruined
if you used Togerder instead of together? No.
Exercise class: Alright ladies come on! Put your arms TOGERDER
Marriage vows: I promise from this day forth to be TOGERDER forever.
TOGERDER FOREVER AND EVER MANA
I'll be TOGERDER FOREVER with youuuu!
I don't know your white people music.
I don't even know how they messed it up so bad
TH for RD
Those aren't even close on the keyboard!
Usually we say it's like a keyboard mistake
You remember with Twonkle Twonkle?
That was definitely, or possibly, a keyboard mistake
This is the cutest thing ever. IT'S SO FLUFFY!
I'm really unimpressed by this.
It's a lunchbox, and I can never fit anything in here.
Ok here's my question...
and you know what else is useless about this?
This is a fork, this can stab nothing!
This is just a failed spoon.
You try to eat your cereal and all your milk falls out.
You think that is a spoon? THIS is a spoon.
That thing works but this? What can you pick up with this thing?
No! You can totally pick up stuff with that!
No you can't!
Yes you can! It feels sharpened.
I'm gonna get a tomato, and we're gonna see if you can stab it.
Fine! We're gonna have a tomato battle.
Ok so Simon wants to test out the fork.
We're gonna use it on cherry tomatoes
You do it first.
I think you're gonna cheat.
WELL MY DOTHRAKI MAN STRENGTH WILL CLEARLY DO IT!
You're so cut off Game of Thrones.
Look! It's a great book.
Ok here I go. You ready Guise?
Ok. You see!
Oooh!
I saw how much you had to push!
Oooh! Oooh!
You can do that with a spoon also.
Ok, ok smarty. Do it with a spoon on that one right there.
Ok that one right there. You ready? Watch with a spoon.
Hee hee
SPLAT
I have tomato!
Ha ha! HA HA! Simon's wrong!
Can you admit it?
It's a semi-decent fork.
Shh! Just admit this. Go.
The fork is semi-acceptable at picking up foods.
That's right.
So when you see...
what would you put in here?
Put cute stuff in there. Like, Japan is all into this kind of cute stuff.
Food isn't supposed to be cute. It's food!
You eat food. Put it in your mouth, and it comes out your bum!
You can do rice designs, you can buy special food stampers.
We should buy food stampers and show people.
We've seen those!
You can shape your seaweed into little bunny faces.
But then I'll have the same problem as my bunny egg
in which I'll stare at it and be like "I can't eat my lunch"
Hey! Why don't you put a bunny egg in here,
and when you look at it, I'll eat it.
I wouldn't actually want to bring this with me to work
because it's stupid and not big enough for my manfoods.
You don't eat a lot, actually.
Well, if I want to put a big steak in there
and a huge potato: how am I gonna do that with this little thing?
Who has steak and potato for lunch?
DOTHRAKI MAN WARRIOR HAS STEAK AND POTATO FOR...
You keep on Caesan Milan-ing me
Stop it Mr!
You stop it!
GONG
It's Giveaway time!
Time to give another Wonderful Treasure Find care package
to one of our lucky viewers
What do we have this time? We have the spiky hand balls
Yeah, the massage balls that hurt a lot.
We have the couple keychains.
Yes! The couple keychains of Superman and Wonderwoman and the Angry Birds.
We have the little half-slippers: the half slippers!
They're supposed to make your feet feel better after high heels.
And now we have the bento box with the semi-useful fork.
But Bento Box is Japanese, so in all fairness,
it's not a bento box.
What's it called in Korean? I don't know the name of it in Korean
so Somebody let me know that.
So to win this month's Wonderful Treasure Find Care Package
all you have to do is answer our skill testing question
and we'll pick our favorite one and mail it out to you.
Our question is: if you had this glorious Happy Togerder lunch box,
what would be the most appropriate food to pack inside of this.
Yes. Mmmm.
And don't try to be one of those suckey uppy people
Oh I'm gonna put ranch ranch ranch everything
cuz Simon's gonna pick me cuz I said ranch.
I'm gonna put peanut butter cups cuz you guise like peanut butter cups with ranch.
Even though it's nice that you're trying to pander to us,
We have a little more integrity than that
and have more depth than just falling for the ranch questions.
We do. Or do we?
Look Simon there's ranch over there!
AAAGGHHHH!
GONG!