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You see this book on the shelf and you open it
There is something wrong, it's your story
It's your life! You cannot contain your anxiety and open at the last page
Now you're afraid; not because it says you die
But because it says you do not.
Welcome to Night Vale
Today Night Vale opened its first bycicle path
That actually passes through the town.
It's a great achievement for our community, just remember to honk
When passing by the old shoe factory to avoid complications.
We do not want people thinking we're trying to sneak in
and we do not want the "people" who live there
thinking we are trying to sneak in, oh boy, we sure do not.
Jasmine Jannet, the owner of the botanic shop
Said her flowers were dripping this weird glowing liquid this morning.
We already took a sample and Carlos is working on it
So we're probably going to know what it is soon enough
Sadly she said one of her cats licked the thing and now has a glowing fur.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I say sadly?
That's not sad! Imagine having a glowing cat!
You wouldn't need a bedside lamp.
So congratulations to you, Jasmine Jannet, the owner of the botanic shop.
Today is also a day of commemoration for the old school principal, Mr.J
Who is now the owner of the shoe factory.
Aparently, he just bought the place and wants build a secret project
that in his words "is the evolutionary step for Night Vale".
Well, congratulations to you, Mr. J
Oh, I just received an email from Carlos
"Hey Troye, Cecil asked me to tell you are doing great
and that he'll be there with you by luch time [...]"
Oh, thank you, Cecil, I really appreciate it.
"[...] Also, on the flower substance,
it seems to be some kind of virus that only adds a new property in your DNA,
which is glowing fur.
It seems to be temporary, but I wouldn't encourage people to use it since we need to make some more tests."
Well, you guys heard Carlos,
you should not use the liquid,
Do not use the liquid.
I'm not saying that I used it and that my hair is glowing,
and that I'm really happy with the result
I'm not saying that, no...
Oh, I just received a new report on the shoe factory situation
Sadly, Mr. J is in the hospital,
Nothing serious, Just an unexpected event that may delay the start of his plans for the place.
I hope you get better soon, Mr. J.
It seems something weird is happening to me,
I'm not saying that it has to do with the glowing liquid
that I may or may not have taken.
But gravity is not really working for me.
I'll have to end the show now, guys. I'm sorry.
I see you guys tomorrow. Do not drink the liquid thing!