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["The Italian Man Who Went To Malta" on TV]
REDHEAD: Okay, that was the commercial dude!
It's done and coming on tomorrow!
Oh really! When?
TV: Hahahahaha! Pencil!
[yawn]
VCRs are starting to look a lot better right now.
Shh! It's about to start!
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I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliv-
[snoring]