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In an animated sitcom set in Indiana, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups:
Shows that depict the stereotypes of the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Communities
and shows that take on the issue of cable TV companies against local broadcasters. This is that show.
AEVERINE: Melissa, what the hell is going on here?
MELISSA: Well, Ava. I think Channel 8 is going off the cable system.
[Law & Order theme playing]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NO SIR GIFTS VENUES
[Rags and Shushu fighitng and growling]
ZACH MULLINS (on TV): This morning we are learning that Channel 8's owner
and Quillsville Cable TV could be in a dispute.
And if you are thinking of switching to satellite, you're out of luck.
AEVERINE: What the [bleep]?
HEATHER: I think Mayor Kelso has something to do with this.
RAGS: Ava, you've got to do something.
AEVERINE: I intend to, Rags.
TINA CRAVEN: Well, they did it. They killed Sweethearts Restaurants.
AEVERINE: What the [bleep]?
TINA: That cable TV crap put Sweethearts right out of business, Avery.
It turns out that there was a satellite TV in the restaurant.
AEVERINE: You can't close Sweethearts restaurant. That place is an institution.
TINA: I don't know what else to do, Avery.
I guess I could turn it into Sweethearts Cable TV, then I would be I the same boat.
JANE JILL: Where will I watch the Indianapolis Colts games?
A bar? I'd pay anything to see the Indianapolis Colts.
AEVERINE: (sighs)
It's the Indiana Colts now, Jane Jill
TINA: Anything?
AEVERINE: This is wrong, Mrs. Craven.
You're the greatest Hoosier I know. If anyone can fix this—you can.
TINA: You're right, Avery. I'll have to look this over and see if I
TINA: can come up with a solution.
AEVERINE: How are you going to pursue this, Mrs. Craven?
AEVERINE: I might be coming home late from work until further notice.
Tina has me working on a side project that' s not exactly legal.
ANGELA: Go on.
AEVERINE: I'm driving an RV that has satellite TV and it gets Channels 8 and 10.
ANGELA: So you'll be a lawbreaker and I'll be the domestic partner of a lawbreaker.
HEATHER: Huh, that's just like that Sopranos episode.
AEVERINE: No, no, it is not exactly like that, Heather.
Captions by NO SIR GIFTS VENUES. Enjoy the Gifts, Not the Kicks.