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It's that time again.
Time for another school year at the University of North Texas.
Home of the UNT Mean Green Mighty Fighting Eagles.
But you know, all of this school spirit is
making me pretty hungry.
But not to worry.
I no longer have to ponder the answer to that age-old question,
"What am I going to eat today?"
Change location!
Now I'm in Bruce Cafeteria
where they serve fresh food made on campus
right here every day.
I get access to all of this for the price
of a 5-dollar Footlong.
And if I wanna change things up,
I can just go to Mean Greens, Kerr, West, or Champs.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
(Music)
Ahhh. Delicious.
And now that I'm happily satiated,
it's time to take advantage of all the time
that I've saved by having a meal plan.
Like actually study for that big exam.
Ouch!
Or get into the best shape of my life.
Or working on my game so I can own those stupid noobs.
Awww man. I sure would be able to practice
a lot more if I didn't have to buy groceries and cook all the time.
What a noob.
All that matters is that I've got all the
time, energy, and cash that I need
to do everything that I want,
thanks to my awesome, hunger-kicking meal plan at UNT.
And now it's time to ask yourself,
"What are you going to eat this year?"
(Music)