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So what do you want to be when you grow up?
I might want to be a figure skater because I love skating. So when you're a figure skater how much money do you think you'll make?
I don't really know. So like,
ten dollars? Maybe.
You think maybe even
like, twenty dollars?
I don't think so. What do you want to be when you grow up?
An artist. What kind of artist?
A prehistoric artist. A prehistoric artist? What does a prehistoric artist do? Draw prehistoric things.
What are prehistoric things?
Prehistoric means a long long
time ago.
Are grown-ups kind of boring?
No. What makes them not boring? That they get a lot of money.
Do you know how much a house costs? No.
Do you think it's like,
twenty dollars? Higher.
Fifty dollars? Higher.
A million dollars? Higher.
Higher? Five million?
Maybe. What age do you think you'll move out of your parents' house? I think I'll be nine.
So when you move out of your house at nine
how are you going to get anywhere? Maybe my mom and dad will drive me.
How old do you think you're going to be when you move out of your parents' house? Well I think I might
stay there.
Do your mom and dad know that? Not at all.
So how are you going to have your own house
if you're living at your parents' house?
Because they're going to be gone in heaven.
Are you going to have kids?
I want to have ten kids. I'm going to cook for my kids. If they want
pizza then I'll make them
two pizzas. My mom never let me eat pizza.
I love pizza!
Do you think you're going to get married? No, artists don't get married!
Artists don't get married?
Why is that? I do not know!
How are you going to meet your husband?
I want to marry my best friend, Elijah.
Do your parents know about this yet? Um, yeah.
They're planning the wedding probably already, huh?
We're not planning a wedding now. No?
Can I get invited to the wedding? Uuuuuum . . . yeah.
What's one thing that would just make being a grown-up really cool? Make them a show.
What kind of show? A magic show. So all grown-ups should have magic shows? Mmhmm.
I could get behind that. Do you think I'm a grown-up?
Well the verdict's still out I don't know if . . . Because you have big feet!
Am I a grown-up?
Yes. I am? Uh-huh. What makes me a grown-up? You moved out of your
parents' house. And have you finished school or not?
I have. I have finished school.
Okay so that's something.
How old do you think I am?
2,600.
2,600!?