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So, here is a video of all the BSN1 idents accompanied by the Sky HD EPG today. Let's
start up with Keep Calm the poster. Poster's first time lucky. Poster was first shown before
(hmmm....) before Homes Under The Hammer on BBC One. Bird. Bird was first shown before
Charlie and Lola on BBC Two. Fat man!! Ding ***. Fat man!!! Fat Man was first shown before
This Morning on ITV1. Cow! Ooh. Because of dogs barking, Cow was first shown before Undercover
Boss... on Channel 4. Eskimo. Eskimo's first time ever! It was first shown before The Wright
Stuff with Matthew Wright on Channel 5! Eskimo's second time. Shown before NCIS: Los Angeles
on Sky1. Poster. Poster's second time shown was before Nothing To Declare on Sky Living.
That's a baggage show obviously! (So, what's next?) Eskimo. The third time lucky for her.
Eskimo third time shown on TV was before a show on Sky Atlantic. Eskimo's fourth time
LUCKY! It was shown before The Bill on Watch. (An O...) Bird. The second time shown on TV.
The second time Bird was shown on TV was after To The Manor Born on Gold. Cow! The second
time. It was shown was before The Gadget Show on Dave. Emmmmmmm..... Smile! The first time
Smile was shown on TV was before Friends on Comedy Central. Eskimo. The fifth time. The
fifth time Eskimo was shown on TV was before Rookie Blue on The Universal Channel. Fat
man again. The second time Fat Man was shown on TV was before Teleshopping on Syfy. Absolutely,
it is NOT sci fi. Hmm... what is on ITV? There's no way for BBC Three and BBC Four because
they don't broadcast til 7pm this evening. I've turned the volume down so I get less
of the loud noises. It's back on with Eskimo and FX. ITV2. Aah. Poster. The third time
Poster was shown on TV was before The real Housewives of New York on ITV2. Ermmmmm....
Ermmmmm........ Bird's final showing on TV was before Man About The House on ITV3. How
could you put that on ITV3? Huh! It's only a drama channel. So, why did you start up
this channel with a sitcom? Cow! The third time Cow was shown on TV was before Thegadgetshow
on Dave. No!!!!! Hmmmm... it was before........ Police, Camera Action on ITV4. Oh, it was
Police, Camera, Action on ITV4! Cow's fourth time shown on TV. Time for...... Cow! Cow's
fourth and final time on TV was before Dog the Bounty Hunter on Sky2. Fat man!!!!!! Yeah!
The third time Fat Man was shown on TV was before The Jerry Springer Show on Sky Living
It. I've skipped out Sky Living +1 because it had another Jerry Springer Show. Oh.
Emm.... I know This! The next one was........... em. Something on FX. It's an ident, sorry.
The volume is back up. And Eskimo is here! Eskimo's final time on TV was before a show
on FX. (An O...) Challenge TV now. Schoolboy's ONLY time on TV (shown) was before Bruce's
The Price Is Right on Challenge TV. (Woohoo!) And... MTV! MTV? Keep calm and carry ON. (mix,mix.)
Poster's final time on TV was before....... My Super 16 World Class on MTV. Semi finally,
Smile. The second time Smile was on TV was before Friends on Comedy Central +1. Mmm!
And finally, Sm.. Smi, Smile's final time, Finally Smile's final time on TV was before
Scrubs on Comedy Central Xtra. Plus, because it's nearly the end, a thank you doggy kiss
from Smile which is a lick. That's the end. That's all we have got time for. Goodbye!