Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
okay iCam or whatever the *** Apple calls it... I'm slurring a lot, have you noticed that?
but whatever the *** Apple calls this piece a *** that I'm touching right now it
keeps *** out on me. So, *** this *** but i'm gonna try and run through like
at least six minutes of material
and hopefully
it doesn't *** up on me
Anyway, welcome to It Is What It Is: Manifesto Edition.
today I'm going or tonight or whatever
I'm going to explain why I'm doing this
it is what it is because it is
so the title is it is what it is the tagline is because it is
look like everybody i have
you know like anybody, I tweet, I Facebook, I tumble you know
tumble flowing in
of them that
wasn't anywhere near approaching the original melody
uh... to local here
aka that's better
i'm doing this because they need
another outlet
immune to does offer
more direct
whiter stage you know
the new will theater ryan
and uh... and you know the fact that means in this poem is shown on national
function a ***
returned to the gather our number two aladdin need not original plan
that just happens to that's why it need to do this because
i don't feel like i can be myself up like a hundred percent
the purest
for myself the highest proof of myself
um...
a hundred percent of time
you know i've waited damascus
of educator
aware that the other mask
they need a
credit and you'd
rafi you know michelangelo's i don't have to be the different indeterminate
nxp leonardo elected leader in some cases in a lot of different classes of
my life
hang out with my dad it's like herding cats
i'm sometimes like getting into a car getting him out of
the main entrance or
i'm done so
cuz i to fix ***
indifferent at six a loads
raphael and called the truth
and michael enjoy having a party it but uh...
is feeling better were all these other masks and
sometimes it's fun to take those off
and just present what's underneath which is like iran unfiltered
this sounds like some ***
each be a special
or
girls gone wild and they were not a business so *** yeah
that was like
bottom of the barrel
shed as far as
step to jerk off to so be glad they're gone
not just high quality ***
for the rest of our lives uh...
yes uh... why am i doing this um...
guys you know it
that makin
say what i'm thinking and hopefully not offend anybody
too much
uh...
and critique hangs that i like telefilm of music
i love lecture of all kinds shapes and sizes
john meraz what have you
and i just want a place to talk about it and you keep seems like the ideal place
because i think spoke a tomboy tweed play
this is more plenty universal place to keep things and i want x one deal to
come on here and talk about certain things like
how i hate my hair had mentioned that a couple times i've finally got paycheck
think whatever you know you want to thank whatever it is your ta dat shore
but i'm
i'm gonna get the skype recent don't like what's working doing because it it
makes me feel fatter than and because they go to the set first attempt on my
god
up and it goes away
securing in this work there's there's face
his face and this is a just hair right design just hair
isn't
place
things
reached updates on the day
uh...
uh... and take a sane just created and new on
and infection
extreme beard stroking
i'm sure that already exists
it's you know
uh... it'd be part of like an extreme sports video
aware
it's like ski videos and still bring videos intercut with unseen straight so
it's like
eighty n next games get together any that
triple x games which i'm sure if you will ever know that website it's they
dont be a chess
dvd and release of the rate for some bizarre reason desperate like a
forty eight-hour bonus pack right
or *** pack
i'm just making the showed up i'm paul mission and mass
and i just put into together that doesn't sound good i a number to read
and is making the shut up as they go along uh... there is gone
uh...
anyway that's so i just want to share
all the stuff with you and crack a couple jokes
albee topical
uh... you know on those days where i listen to n_p_r_
about what i heard about on npr and uh...
as you this is kind of like a platform to you
feel like i'm exist
today feel like it a lot of ways
uh... i'm
now that i'm getting older
and not that much older just turned thirty back over the summer ninety
costly thing about my mortality
constantly thinking about my mortality
uh...
and i'm not sure you know i'll be jude you
proved do you think about dying how often do you think about that
another thing i'm thinking about doing
uh... is i want to have they like and judy is in special entitled out what it
means to be a jew
in twenty thirteen
uh...
from a secular standpoint raleigh religious standpoint and you know
and butting heads in the middle and how that works and trendy
chemical you know
you won't be the and i'll be all that i kinda wanna clarify for non-jews what it
means to be
uh...
something in doing that a passover seder episode
well might some of the jewish friends we'll talk about being in june
what it all means
and they'll be different attitudes of the one of them watch leave maybe one or
two more actually be rabbis
so that that coupon and i'll be like a bigger one with an actual camera instead
of this pisa schitt
uh... apple and love everything else you put that down like your
the quality of yet the math books as gone down since been released nighttime
maybe it's because you shipping jobs overseas and if you paid
north american workers a standard wage to build your products we'd have better
quality products
that's my anti globalization rent for today
and my by american ran for today
so that was parked
brachial
whose book
rock rock rock
brockamp ok monitors brought to you
by the letters asking you
uh...
anyway uh...
and also and i wanted
on that note on the chart having guests on the show so friends vans
poets
writers
uh...
stand-up comedians
hair anna
for those that stand-up comics that are watching you know maybe some of you are
uh... come on down
you know come out the one-week that's where i lived in coming to me crazy
uti people
and uh...
cinema karoge
and we'll talk about you
some interested in you when we talk about me to cuz i wanna know it
do you think of comfy
this is all just some sort of some validating bowl ship like everything
else on the internet coming 'cause like twitter what do you think that it's like
i'm alive
and i'm doing things are meeting a sandwich right now like validate nearby
looking at this incident of my *** sandwich
it all comes back to that whole thing about mortality were afraid of dying
okay so this is going to short when it's now were
encroaching
and approaching
on close to nine minutes so i'm gonna let you go for real
and uh...
i would give you a shot of silly but and maturities which is mexican swine word
so i believe it's mexican it could be
uh...
central and south american as well the chinese was introduced me by mexican
americans so i will use that as a reference
uh... but recent underwear
son onion the pair boxer briefs at work shirt
which look out for can drink leaderships on professional
uh... you have no *** idea how unprofessional and
but i get the job done you'll get educated so that's all that i'm glad
it's over nine minutes i gotta go is it
i'm sorry
the next several upsets this hair will be different and i won't look like
crusty the clown meets bellicose e
president of jack torrance like
unix uh...
jack nicholson in the shining maybe let me go like this is a little
hit a lot more pounds in body to it
khup
foliar on it