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[HIDDLESTON DANCING REVIEW] [you still have some time to run away while this opening is running.
No, seriously, I am kinda fed up with him as well. Few more moments... okay, here we go!]
Hello everyone, it's me, the person who haven't seen the Dark World yet [CONFESS!],
along with mr. HIddleston and Koreans.
in Korean: «Tom, since you haven't got a chance to pole-dance in Thor-2,
how about a little lap dance right now so that Tumblr would be crushed?
Come on, close your eyes and think of the monarchy»
Yep, it's that very clip that recently has crushed the whole army of Loki right into the ice-cold silence of Jotunheim with its full-metal balls.
This is the manliest dance I've ever seen. Well, out of performed by mr. Hiddleston.
[SUCK ON THIS MIDGARD]
PUSH THOSE CHAIRS ROLL DEM HIPS
TOM YOU'VE RUINED YOUR TUMBLR I DON'T CARE I MUST KEEP DANCING
[ANARCHY IN KOREA]
As many noticed, the fans were screaming way too quietly.
One can safely assume that Tom was dancing in South Korea, whereas the screams are heard all the way from North.
[All hail the leader! Victimhood and communism!]
Please note that this dance looks perfect with ANY music.
~CHECK CHECK CHECK FLIP YO HARDBASS EVERYONE'S WEARING ADIDAS
FELLAS WEARING NIKE LIKE BOSSES LIST'NING TO THE HARDBASS'S BASSES [LET'S LOOK LIVELY FOLKS]
Taking into account the location:
[I AM OPPA YOU STUPID CREATURE!!]
Regarding the metamessage:
From Russia with love:
~KEEP ON DANCING, DANCING, SILLY GIRL AND SMILE ON WIDER
'COZ THAT'S WHAT REALLY SUITS YOU, GIRL DON'T EVER DOUBT, YOU
With some guest stars:
~OH THIS FESTIVE KIND OF BEAT IS A BUNCH OF ORBITAL POWA RAYS EVERYTHING'S PLAYING AS IT SHOULD
SCREWING ULTRA FLY GIRLS DANCING ALL ALONE 'COZ EVERYONE'S SO SHY
NO NEED TO BE SHY
Ooooh, I could be doing it, like, forever. [The songs you're never going to admit you have in your playlist]
And thanks to Kanzeon Bosatsu, here we have some good old disco:
Thanks for your existence, mr. Dirty Dancing 2013. Thanks from me and the whole Loki-army.
Your fandom and nearly-fandom videos are welcome with the tag... well, you know.
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