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'NOTHING SIRIUS'
Miaouw miaouw . . . Miaouw miaouw PURR, PURrrrrrrrrrrr
AND with the participation of The Great . . . The Hilarious . . . The Unique . . .
THE JUSTLY WORLD F A M O U S . . . COW THAT LAUGHS
[fanfare - out of tune!] [The Cow Laughs and moos]
'NOTHING SIRIUS'
'Nothing sEriOus'
The Cat sat on the Mat (loud thump; contented miaouw) So the Mat sat on the Cat
So the Mat sat on the Cat (discontented Miaouws). The Cat said "What you at?"
The Mat said "What was YOU at?" The Cat miaouwed "Let me out!"
Said the Mat, "No need to shout!" And let the Cat slide out.
The Cat then clawed the Mat The Mat winced "OUCH! Stop it, you lout!"
Said the Cat "No need to shout . . ."
[Dog Star twinkles] The Dog Star barked to see such fun
The Cat and the Mat took off at a run Flew up and hid at the back of the moon, Which shook its new grown horns and mooed: MOOOhoohooo, Mooohoohooohoooo
Then laughed and laughed like that French cow
While Mat and Cat, I'm glad to say, Made up and stuck, mates to this day,
. . . in fact I was out to lunch with them just last week -
they said they'd come and help me with this - where are they?
Can I stop talking in words of one syllable now, please?