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OLDER THAN I AM, JAKE.
WATCHING JAY LENO GET SENT OUT
TO PASTURE THIS WEEK, I WANT TO
PRETEND THAT I WAS TOO YOUNG TO
COVER MONICA LEWINSKY OR KNOW
WHO SHE IS.
I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN
I WAS IN GRADUATE SCHOOL.
OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO BACKFIRE
BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HURT
HILLARY?
AS I RECALL, HILLARY WAS ONLY
EVER ABETTED BY THE FACT THAT
HER HUSBAND CHEATED ON HER.
IT TURNED HER INTO THE JENNIFER
ANISTON OF AMERICA.
AMERICANS ONLY LOVED HER MORE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW RAND PAUL
THINKS HE'S GOING TO DRAG
HILLARY INTO THIS AND, PLUS,
BILL CLINTON, LET'S BE HONEST,
IF YOU HANG AROUND LONG ENOUGH
LIKE AN OLD BUILDING, LET'S SAY,
YOU BECOME RESPECTABLE AND
THAT'S BILL CLINTON NOW.
SOMEHOW THE GUY, WHO THE
REPUBLICANS ACCUSED OF
EVERYTHING FROM *** TO
MURDERING VINCE FOSTER AND THE