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Awe maaaan!
This year let yo neighbor trip on that old school bark mulch,
turning all grey and dingy in just a few weeks, what a downer.
Forget that! Why look at "Ugly"!
Get yo crib looooking - goooood with dyn-o-mite colors
that'll keep on truckinallllllsummer long with Live Mulch.
Check it out!
These rockin' cool babies will have you jumpin' and jivin'
with their oh so keen, face-like flowers.
Low growing and super easy to maintain,
Jivin' Jump-Upswill keep your garden groovin' on.
These primo plants with heart-shaped, scalloped leaves
and pansy-like flowers, Jivin' Jump-Ups are a rad ground cover
under deciduous trees where it's partly shaded.
They love the cooler weather and will keep on truckin'
in the fall if you give them a trim when summer temps are the hottest.
Dig 'em into containers, in borders all around
your existing perennials babie. Neat to eat, too!
Try the flowers in salads or for groovy garnishes.
It's a cinch to plant these little beauties:
First, nix the weeds.
You can either yank em or better yet spray em,
but don't spaz on the spraying, you can use the natural stuff if you want.
Then lay those cool babies down on some loose soil,
but don't sweat it if yo beds already got bark mulch,
just use a Stitcher and poke some primo holes right in
that dang bark mulch, so you get em in there reeeeal good.
Now, shake out those foxy little flower seeds.
Then give em a drink, and don't be bashful.
They need to stay moist until they're growing good
and that's it, ur good to go. Before you know it, Bam!
Gobs of color in yo face all summer long.
Now that's grooovy man.
Yosista's will all be buzzing at the summer shin dig 4-sho,
just tell em, take a chill pill and get steppen to LiveMulch.com
for a styling hip pad with "off the hook" flowers.
You catch my drift dude?