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I betcha women would like to know what men are really thinking,
the truth, the honest truth of what men are really thinking.
Cause I can tell ya. Would you like to know?
[Audience clapping]
Alright I'll tell ya.
Nothing.
We're not thinking anything. We're just walking around, looking around.
This is the only natural inclination of man.
To just kinda check stuff out.
We work because they force us to but other than that it's just
the only thing we really want to do.
We like women, we want women, but that's pretty much as far as we've thought.
That's why we're honking car horns, yelling from construction sites.
These are the best ideas we've had so far.
Honking the car horn amazes me, this has gotta be...
just the last living brain cell in this guy's skull
that comes up with this idea.
I don't under...it's so awful, she's on the street,
he's in a car, beep beep VROOM!
I think I've made my point.
What is she supposed to do? Kick off the heels,
start running after the car? Grab on to the bumper.
Car comes to a stop. It's a good thing you honked.
I had no idea how you felt. [Laughter]
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