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Celebrations!
There are many reasons to celebrate.
Many occasions.
This new year celebration is like public birthday.
l celebrate every occasion grandly,
l used to celebrate new year very grandly,
because January 1st is my birthday.
But l stopped celebrating it from last year.
Today evening is Christmas party.
Tomorrow Australia is playing against New Zealand.
One of the team is bound to win, so another party to celebrate it.
This is 11th party in Melbourne in 3 days.
This party is Sydney.
This place is good, right? Can't we stay here for few more days?
ls there a guaranty it'll stay like this?
lt can get hotter or may rain anytime.
there's no guaranty, you would still have the same feeling,
if it happens, instead of leaving this place with bad memories,
it's better to leave when you still love this place.
These short and sweet moments are enough.
Okay.
Okay!
Okay.
Once upon a time in a story...
Dreams which will not come real in near future...
lt's waste to spend time thinking useless thoughts...
You've all with you is the present time...
Travel along with it...
Have a blast in life as if this moment is your last on earth...
Rushing and gushing river...
Will it ever stop at one place?
Don't imprison your thoughts?
lf you cross the boundaries, it's celebrations always...
Life with it's myriad turns...
lf it wants to become history...
Know it...let every step you take be a calculated and thoughtful move...
Know your destination and travel towards it...
Dream about future and making it come true next day...
lf hope becomes life, won't your fate change?
Pen or pension plan? Take something use and throw.
Events in this diary will be sweet memories to me at 60!
There's never ending beauty...
This beautiful world is beckoning to catch it...
That's why l'm telling you, never compromise on anything...
See all that is beautiful to eyes...
Do whatever your heart feels like doing...
Tell this if anyone asks you...
Leaving this world with a smile is heaven...
Go slow, why are you rushing?
l must be in Vizag by 31st.
l must be in Hyderabad by 31st night.
Your fare.
Madam, please check this scheme.
lf l invest Rs.1000 now, will it become Rs.5 lakhs in 10 years?
Yes madam.
How much would it become after 40 years?
Scheme is good but 10 years is very short period.
lf you've any retirement plans tell me, l'll call you later.
Has flight touched down? - An hour ago!
l got my luggage too.
Did you come to the airport?
Did l delay wantonly?
l got delayed because of lousy Hyderabad traffic.
Moreover all automen speak only in Hindi.
l said stop in Telugu and he thought ahead in Hindi.
You say anything, fatso.
Don't call me like that, l hate it.
Come to the entrance.
Why only half of you is here? Where's the other half?
Have l really grown thin, buddy?
Did l ever say truth?
No, buddy!
l told you not to call me like that.
l'll call you like that only, you grandma!
l'll kick you, l'm not a grandma.
Who is he?
l don't know, he sat next to me in the flight,
he looked handsome, so l talked to me.
Useless man, he's married.
Oh God! You've three children!
That's why l call you as grandma.
Take me to some restaurant, l'm hungry. - l must invite friends to the party.
We must catch an auto now. - Are the bookings ready?
Did you invite Geethi?
No need of her, we have split up.
She's not talking to me, you too stop talking with her.
Hey Geet! Have you broken up with my friend?
What about Ramya?
Kishore and Ramya are divorced?
Has Ramya eloped with Aslam?
How about her sister Pooja?
Has she given birth to a baby girl?
Did she marry?
She did.
Anyways, come with Kishore.
Why didn't you like my friend?
What did she say?
Did you try to kiss Geet?
l swear on my mother, l never tried.
That's why she ditched you.
Relationships must be short and sweet.
l lost train ticket's cost because of your incompetent lawyer.
Forget about the case, l'll take care it.
What will you take care? Court is closed tomorrow.
Then, shall we go to the new year party?
l know...you don't like it but...
Then?
l came from Bangalore for your sake.
Can't you come to the party for my sake?
l want to write.
Face pack or hair oil?
No, diary.
When will you enjoy life then?
Why rush? Life is very long.
Life is very short, don't miss the party.
We must give him birthday bumps, 22!
l've to go to another party also.
Atleast three, dude!
With all might!
With great strength!
With full power!
Why did you stop it? - You said only three, right?
Complete it, guys!
Stop...stop...
We finished only 7!
l said three only.
Wearing churidar to this place.
She was writing something seriously like preparing for exam in a party.
May be she's a journalist.
By the way, who is more beautiful, girl or her outfit?
Both complemented each other very well.
She vanished before l could catch up with her.
Don't know where is she now.
Oye!
Give me those tissue papers, please.
Buddy!
She doesn't look like a regular.
My name is Uday.
Okay...
Your name?
Why?
My younger sister is marrying, l want to invite you.
Marriage date?
lnauspicious month! Moreover bad time!
Nobody marries then!
You don't have any knowledge.
l don't have a sister at all.
l told a lie to talk to you.
Okay, talk to me.
Party is very good, isn't it rocking?
l don't like parties.
What would you do then?
There are gentle showers in Bhimli at this time,
l love getting wet in that rain to welcome the new year.
lt's wonderful to think also.
What about this year?
What do you exactly want? - Your name?
Opposite of your name.
My name's opposite?
So, your name is night.
Darkness...?
Star!
Moon... Moonbeam?
Sandhya!
l've a good news for you Miss Sandhya.
ls it your marriage this time?
Today.
Which year you were born?
l was born in that year.
Microsoft launched Windows in the same year.
ln one year two magnificent products were released...
You were talking nice to me, why did you leave suddenly?
Tell me, what's your problem?
We don't match very well.
You're seven and l'm five.
According to numerology, we can't be friends.
Even if we do, it will not last long.
Okay, let's be friends for short time.
Relationships must be long lasting, l like it that way.
250 yards of land on Vizag beach road, 100 sq. yard home,
bought under installment scheme of a finance company.
Already you've lapsed 8 installments.
No sir... - You keep quiet, grandma.
Who is Sandhya? - Me!
You should've met me on getting the letter.
l've been trying for a week.
l never stayed so long away from home.
lt's not good to keep the litigated property locked.
You go and stay there, l'll apply for the stay order.
But the company is very tough.
Famous lndustrialist Brahmaji Rao,
expired suddenly in his home at 5 am after a massive cardiac arrest.
Many VlPs are arriving to pay their last respects.
Junior hasn't shed a tear.
There wasn't any bond between father and son.
Your father talked about you last morning also.
About me? My father?
They say a good must happen in a home where a bad happens.
Do you've any daughter?
Why?
l had a doubt you're trying to get your daughter married to me.
Think about it.
l want the address of the girl l met in new year bash.
Why?
Stop buddy, this is her home.
Let's inquire about the girl with neighbours.
Details will be useful.
What are you selling? l see your hands are empty.
No..no...plot no:1 76... - Name?
Oh God! For that flower plants girl?
Had any fight with her?
No, friend...
She never celebrates any function or festival.
Even if we celebrate, she'll notjoin us.
Last time when she came for a function in my home,
she commented to reduce the volume of loud speaker,
if not the function would be like happening in her home.
She hates rich people like us.
Never had seen a girl like her.
She blindly follows superstitions and astrology.
Numerology too.
Such perfect girls must only be in novels and stories.
Not in colonies.
Come on boys.
Come!
My foot!
1 76 buddy!
Bloody lovers day!
February 14, people remember only you.
Getting numerous calls since morning.
Be careful!
People may pluck you in my absence.
Got it?
Oh my God!
Who is it?
lsn't he the man l met in Hyderabad party...
You...? What are you doing here?
That's my question, what are you doing here?
Will you enter without permission?
l entered to seek your permission.
Watch out plants!
l'll pay for it.
Can you bring back life if it's dead?
Bloody money!
Tell me, what brings you here?
That is...plants... l got a job in Vizag.
How does it concern me if you get a job here?
That is...actually vastu is not good in my horoscope.
l showed my palm to priest, he says it's all dead.
To keep my job safe, it seems l must plant a special...
What was that plant?
Mimosa?
Yes...Mimosa...Mimosa.
Technically l may be wrong but... - l don't have it now.
Leave your phone number.
Don't mistake l'm rich seeing my fancy number.
l'm very poor by birth.
After many struggles we have reached middle class status.
ldea company belongs to him, he got me that number.
l'll call you after l find Mimosa plant, but your rich friend is barred to enter.
Close the gate while leaving. - Okay.
Mimosa plant is enough to get closer to Sandhya.
Buddy, that girl is in the bus.
What's this? Don't you know this is ladies only bus?
l know, l'll get down after talking to that girl.
Are you making fun of me? Get down!
Wait, it's very urgent.
You won't listen to words. Girls! Attack!
Push him down!
Sandhya!
Got Mimosa plant?
lt's life and death problem.
Home, college, bus are restricted places to talk to you.
Look at my wounds.
l got hurt when l fell from the compound wall.
The other day, a girl bit me in the bus.
Do you know l had to take 4 injections on my abdomen.
Look, l don't like talking to strangers.
lt's better you stop following me. - No Sandhya. Saturn is tormenting me.
You are tormenting me like Saturn.
You're asking me wherever you like.
Sandhya please...
l'm not going to get you Mimosa plant.
Will you leave now or shall l call the police?
Actually...
This is the last time l'm warning you. Leave this place.
What are you doing here without vacating the place?
Who are you? Mind your words.
How dare you go to the court?
Won't you understand if tell you politely?
What all this? Murthy...
Call him. Let me see who dares to help you.
The case is in the court.
You will be on the streets in few minutes.
You better get out.
That's what l am telling you too. Understood?
Stop staring at me.
We are polite because you are a girl.
What are you thinking about?
What's happening, boss? - Loan recovery.
This is not the way to recover loans.
Who are you to say that?
What bothers you? Go to court if it's a loan problem.
Call the police. Behaving like goons with a girl is not good.
Yes. We are goons. What will you do?
Seeking her permission to hit us?
Sandhya, make tea for us.
Do you mean to say that you'll thrash us before she get tea?- Go.
You must be having 6 packs, right?
She has prepared tea. Drink & go. - We will drink outside.
What are you saying, boss? - Bye madam.
l spoke to them. They will never disturb you.
Call me if you have any problem. You have my number, don't you?
Oye, thanks.
Oh my God! Just miss.
l was saved because those goons were sent by our company.
lf not, they would've thrashed me. - What are you saying?
Sandhya took home loan from our company. There is a case pending.
Really? What's the problem?
lf she knows this, she will be after you.
ldiot. She doesn't like rich people.
Sandhya shouldn't know about my background at any cost.
What shall we do now?
Find out where our office is in Vizag.
Whom do you want to meet?
Who is the boss here? - GM.
l want to meet the GM.
Without appointment, anyone has to wait.
Security, how many times to tell you not to allow everyone inside?
What's happening?
Where is the home loan section?
Settle this case immediately.
What?
Our Hyderabad head office has started legal proceedings on this property.
To stop that, MD has to sign. - Then call the MD.
After your father's death, MD post is vacant.
Get the papers ready for me to take the post of MD.
Get me my suit from home.
Do you know what happened now?
The goons, officers, senior officers came to my house & offered apologies.
Really?
l can pay the installments anytime l want.
Okay. Do you have money or shall l send some?
No.
Hope you're not using the money saved for your marriage.- No.
l've a plan.
Sandhya...
Here's your Mimosa plant.
When l was looking for a place to plant Mimosa, l saw this poster.
lt is also been mentioned that it is only for girls.
Didn't you read that? - l did.
lf you rent it for girls, you will have to go police stations & TV channels.
Vizag girls are very decent.
They are not only decent but they are angels.
But why would Vizag girls live in rented house in Vizag?
Girls who come here are from the other states.
Bombay girls are a blast. l mean to say they like to party.
Hyderabad girls will fall in love very easily.
After that, you'll find boys near your house.
Missed calls, local calls, trunk calls & even alcohol.
To be more precise, meeting, chatting, dating & irritating.
But if you rent it to a good bachelor like me...
l'll pay the rent you expect. Rs.5000. Plus l'll pay 10 months advance.
l'll leave in the morning and be back in the evening.
And more over, l don't need girl friend when l have you around.
No one will come looking for me. Please Sandhya, give me this room.
lt suits my budget & is near to my office.- Okay.
l don't have any luggage. l will come right away.- Not that.
You must be here by 9 am sharp...
with a passport size photo, lD proof, appointment letter,
and a local person to give surety.
lf everything is okay, you both can stay here.
Both? - You & your mimosa plant.
Okay.
lt's a mere surety. We'll arrange someone.
l've my uncle. Why need someone else?
Dr. Harish Chandra Prasad...
Mother...
Good. You still remember me.
Hi uncle. How are you? - l am fine.
l heard that you've taken charge as MD.
lt was for name sake.
You are one of the top doctors in Asia. Leaving that luxurious life style,
why do you live with herbs, trees, cows? Why this sudden change?
ln my experience,
l felt that naturopathy is best to treatment for patients without any side effects.
l've been running this clinic successfully for 10 years.
lnstead of medicines, any disease can be cured with personal attention & human touch.
Even with your mother's illness too, l acted like a doctor & made a mistake.
lt would've been different if l acted like a human being.
So, what made you come to your uncle?
l'm going to stay as a paying guest at a place.
You have to give surety for me.
When you have such a big bungalow, why stay as a paying guest?
Ask him, uncle. He is doing it for a girl.
Are you in love?
But l had a strange feeling when l first saw her.
What so special about her? - l don't know.
But whenever she calls me ''Oy'', l hear a tune played on guitar.
Very precious.
Forget about surety. l'll be there tomorrow morning.
An angel of love lives at door no:1 76, beach house...
l first saw her in a yellow churidhar & white chunni...
She casually called me ''Oye...Oye''...
Our eyes met for about 20 times... and my empty heart is filled with her...
l fell in love at first sight... love at first sight united me with her...
love at first sight l got her...
love at first sight, it bit me...
Her looks are beautiful, her acts are dutiful and words are fundamental...
She is capable of everything... She is very careful...
And she is very sentimental and no love...
What you see in cinema... you don't get that in city...
True that l found one... in Vizag sea shore...
Love at first sight...
l felt the chill. My love for her grew bigger and l flew higher & higher...
Money is allergy... Devotion gives energy...believes Numerology...
Nursery infront of her house... Never accepts naughtiness...
And never likes humour...
Expecting perfection in everything...
She must be in army... - There is something special about her...
which dragged me to her in a flash... lt is celebrations time...
Love at first sight... lt is my boon...
Love at first sight... Every second is an eon...
He must have told her about my background.
This is not an simple matter. lt's a very big matter.
What? Haven't you told her the actual matter?
About what, uncle?
That you've to seek permission in your office & will be late.- Yes, right.
lt's my new job. Take this.
l had to struggle hard to get permission.
Have you joined this company? - Yes.
My MD is very strict. He's a tiger.
Tell him my name. He will mew like a cat. - Really?
He tried to take away this house from me. l filed a case in the court.
Then he came down for a settlement. He is proud of his wealth.
Why talk about all that now?
lf l get him or his relatives, l will... - l'll take leave.
Please do come when you find time.
Since you're this company's staff, those goons left.
l thought something great about you.
Take care of my house.
Guruji...
Why isn't he opening the door? ls he sleeping?
Abhishek...
l will shake you up.
When there is a calling bell, why did you call?
l felt the heat.
l can't sell insurance policies, boss.
lf l thought l can't do it,
l wouldn't have come up in life.
When l ask people to take insurance policies, they are abusing me.
Selling insurance is giving bad news coolly.
Tell the bad news like a birthday greeting.
lt's an art.
Look, they all are my customers.
The red one is Mohan.
The yellow one is Appa Rao. The blue one is Babji.
They were all my customers once.
Now they are leading a peaceful life. - Yes.
They are very happy.
They asked me whether they can reach me in times of trouble?
l promised them that l will.
That's why l rented this room here though there is no bathroom.
You need some preparation, my boy. Even you will settle in life.
What do you mean by preparation?
l will tell you.
Before going to the field every morning,
lnvite trouble from these women waiting for water,
Listen to their abusive words.
Later on abusive words used by your customers will be like munching chocolates.
Why would anyone abuse me for nothing?
Ask them what you shouldn't ask?
They will abuse you continuously.
Ask what?
Abhishek...
l will shake them up. - l don't know.
Come here.
Apart from ugly faces like you, aren't there any beauties here?
Hey you...
How dare you say that, you blacky!
You seem to haunt us in our dreams.
Don't you have any shame?
Do you want beautiful women?
Am l your dream boy?
Dream boy? You look like a room boy.
How is he then?
Like a lifebouy soap.
You dirty scoundrels!
How do they know that?
Enjoy man.
What enjoy?
You rotten beggars!
You go on a donkey ride! You scums!
lf l am donkey, what is he then?
He's a useless fellow.
My ***!
Look, water is coming. Go.
Stop talking with such scumbags. Let's go.
How do you feel now?
l feel a new courage.
For you to get a new courage everyday,
l have recorded all their abuses in this tape.
Go & enjoy. Sell the policies.
Sir, take an insurance policy. - Wait.
How many times to tell you?
Just a policy.
Can't you see me talking on phone? Are you blind?
You stupid.
You tell me.
l called you so many times, but you never picked my call.
Though the place is new to me, l had a good night sleep.
lt is very nice, fatso.
This house, myself & Sandhya.
l will love her and settle happily in life.
l don't need anything more.
No one will come in our path.
Oh God!
What happened?
Three girls in the hall. ln 3 sizes, small, medium & large.
She rented me the house but is still conducting the interview.
l will call you later.
Who are you girls?
Did you come here seeing the poster?
She has rented me this house. You can leave.
Please go.
They are my children.
Who are you?
She is my best friend.
Really?
Are they your children?
Okay. l am getting late to catch my train, bye.
Shall l drop you at the station?
lf you don't mind, Sandhya...
Take care of the bike.
You don't have say that. Your bike is my bike.
Come...
Come...
Where would Sandhya park her bike?
This one...?
Don't you ever suspect your friend?
For what?
A boy you don't know is staying in her home as a paying guest.
And you left without asking her any question.
Cool man.
l like her character and individuality very much.
That's why l leave my children with her every vacation.
Because l want my children to be like Sandhya & not like me.
Sandhya has a list of specifications for an ideal husband.
She has a list of qualities required for her future husband.
You have none of those qualities.
So, cool man.
One more thing.
l've already found a boy with those qualities.
l will introduce him to her next month when l come here.
She must have kept the list in this room.
But l'm barred to enter.
Who would help me now?
Three angels!
Quiet. You are still a kid.
l am not a kid.
Look, we don't talk to strangers.
Really?
Then, my name is Uday. What's your name?
You're not a kid to get scared of me.
Ain't l?
My name is Sreelakshmi.
Sree Vijayalakshmi alias Viji.
Bhagyalakshmi alias...
Bajji.
l don't have any nick names.
She's very much like Sandhya. - lsn't she?
You hit her weakest point.
She thinks she's like Sandhya.
You gave me a very good point. Now watch.
Sandhya...l forgot to tell you...
Oh my God!
l thought you were Sandhya...
You are trying to...
Wow!
The way you respect and your manners are very similar.
ls it true? - True.
A copy of Sandhya.
Just one thing missing.
What is it?
You won't be having Sandhya's ideal husband list of qualities.
Why won't l? My list is also the same.
The boy must be minimum 6 feet tall.
He should not lie. He should be God fearing.
No smoking or drinking.
Should know about household work.
Shouldn't be born rich.
Should have a big family. Must be a post graduate.
Must have a good sense of humour, and above all,
he should be strong enough to pull the anchor & put it infront of the house.
l always felt wrong about this girl.
She is superb.
That's why she has such a superb list.
l'll prove her that l've all those qualities in me.
l can easily lift this.
lt's enough. Get up.
Get up. - Please...let me sleep for a while.
Please sister.
Oye...Oye...
Were you sleeping?
No. l'm offering prayers to God.
lt's almost over.
Then come down. Let's do yoga.
That's not in the list. - What?
l'm coming.
You start. l will join you.
Do you know yoga?
Know?
l used to teach yoga.
When l was doing my post graduate, people called me Bharat Thakur.
Since l have no bad habits,
l'm strong from then to till now.
Just order me, l will put that anchor infront of your gate.
Forget about anchor.
First teach them yoga.
lf you do the lambasana. which l am going to show you,
you will grow an inch taller everyday.
By doing this lambasana, l am going to 6 feet soon.
This is the highlight of this lambasana.
ls this screaming part of this lambasana?
My body got locked. Can you please help me?
Make fun of anything but not yoga.
l feel very hungry.
Are you not eating?
She is fasting today for Lord Ragavendra. Tomorrow she'll fast for Sai Baba.
Day after tomorrow...?
Sister Sandhya, rasam is superb.
Why don't you try brother Uday?
Don't call me brother. lt's enough if you call me Uday.
One girl called me brother.
She failed 10th class exams twice. Do you know that?
l've more such sentiments, Sandhya.
Once my grandfather... l mean my grandfather's brother...
When he was going to my 3rd brother's 4th daughter's house,
l sneezed.
l advised him not to go but he went. He didn't come back.
What happened to him?
He went to the railway station.
He got in to the train and went to his native place.
l cracked a small joke.
My 4th aunt was flattered by my jokes and presented me with this T-shirt.
Armani is a costly brand, right?
These are duplicates.
We get all duplicates in Trimalgiri in Hyderabad.
That phone must be China made.
You are right.
Rasam is superb.
Won't you add curd? - No.
lt will be nice. Do you guarantee that?
There is no guarantee that l would get the same feeling eating curd.
lt might taste tangy or tasteless.
lnstead of spoiling the taste, it is better to stop with rasam.
Short & sweet moments are enough for me.
How can l sleep early and get up early everyday?
l am not used to sleeping on time.
Mine is night life.
Please tell your madam.
Sandhya...
What do you want? - Mimosa plant...
Mimosa plant? You rascal...
Who is that?
Oye...
lt's 10:30 am. Aren't you going to office today?
l am going.
Did you take bath? - Long back.
Today is Tuesday. You must take head bath.
l did.
lt's very nice here, father.
How are uncle & aunt?
Leave? No way.
l too want to see you.
l will try.
They don't understand.
l joined the company very recently.
They want me to take leave & come there.
Tell them to come here. - Notjust 1 or 2.
You might have heard aboutjoint family.
Mine is a giant family. - Really?
l like such big families.
l'm free this Sunday. lnvite them for lunch.
No.
Wishes of those who love you shouldn't go in vain.- What?
Your family members who love you want to meet you.
Ask them to come here. That's all.
Okay.
Where are you now?
ln your house, in your bath tub taking a good bath.
l want you to set up a duplicate family for me.
They must be very good looking. - l will arrange it.
l'll bring them there. - l will kill you.
First l must like them.
Okay.
l got myself committed to a job unnecessarily.
Had l told college, l could sit at home saying it's summer holidays.
l could've avoided this office headache.
Have you taken leave today? - They gave me leave.
Reason? - Gruesome.
My office receptionist Nancy.
She came out to go to office like always.
She was about to cross the road to catch an auto,
a bus ran over Nancy. - God!
That was her last word.
First take bath.
Do you think l didn't take bath?
lt is because you have come after her cremation.
Finally, l have a chance to spend time with Sandhya.
Slowly Viji.
Why are you in a hurry? Where are you going?
Shouldn't ask such questions while someone is going out.
l've finished taking bath. l will dress up in 2 minutes.
Then Nancy...?
l never thought your death will go waste.
Why is Sandhya wearing specs all the time?
Poor sight? - For safety.
To stop dust falling into her eyes.
l always felt something is wrong about her.
Sandhya has good qualities.
Devotion to God.
Fasting for Sai Baba.
A day for every God.
You also ring the bell as if you are a big devotee.
l must do that for love. l must do anything for love.
Your love will be a success.
One more for my favourite Sree.
This is nothing. l can lift it very easily.
l wish to see Sandhya with lose hair and without specs.
Sandhya...
Where is Sandhya? - Do you want Mimosa plant?
l got married long back.
Good, my ***! Are you a hen?
Say it in Telugu.
Or l will cut your damn English speaking tongue.
Why would l need a sari?
Teasing me with double meaning words?
l'll use my word power.
You lousy betrayer!
Master, his Telugu knowledge is zero.
So, that's it.
Why have you come here?
Next week is Telugu language week.
Fragrance of Telugu must spread along with greenery.
l got it.
You want it to be decorated with flower plants.
At least 1000 plants.
l will give you Rs.10000 and travelling expenses.
Rs.10000?
Rs.5000 as advance.
l will take the pots day after tomorrow.
Master... - Yes.
lf you find time, teach our children Telugu an hour every day.
Sure.
Bye idiot.
ldiot!
lt's a commonly used word.
Why is your Telugu language so different?
Then talk in Telugu for 1 minute. Only in Telugu.
Hey... - Tell me.
Get me a good Telugu dialogue oriented movie DVD.
You keep watching.
Very soon Sandhya will faint listening to my pure Telugu.
What did you say?
What? Did you say a low caste man is not qualified?
What an arrogance!
This is a talent competition not a royal competition.
lt must never be one.
Yes.
l asked you to send a DVD to learn Telugu. Why did send me a foreign language DVD?
There are no subtitles too.
lt's Telugu spoken by NTR. Learn that.
Why are you looking so dull?
She agreed to deliver the plants to Master.
But now she is down with fever.
Why are you saying this is good news with a long face?
Leader, don't mind. l have a small job.
l will record you in this.
This is a talent competition not a royal competition.
lt must never be one.
You were born in a mud pot, right?
No. l was born in JJ hospital.
Think about how your father Bharadwaj was born?
My father's name is Prasad. - That's very nasty...
What an arrogance!
Your parents. Are they fine?
No. My watchman & his wife.
Bring someone educated and should match my skin tone.
Who is he?
Uncle...Emperor of Gandhara!
Forgive me, Master.
l couldn't finish your work. - Getting smart with me.
Sandhya knows to crack jokes too.
Take your balance money.
The plants are loaded in the van. l am leaving.
Uday got everything ready.
We helped him too.
We slept, but he worked all night.
Where is Uday?
Go away!
You told me to bring a family which suits your skin tone.
How could you bring these people?
He has changed his mind. Let's go.
You ***!
lt's not possible.
Rules don't permit to pay the money now.
Call me when you are dead. We will pay you then.
l can't.
l can't sell insurance policies.
lf l thought l can't do it,
l wouldn't have come up in life.
l told you to prepare well. - What preparation?
You told me to smile when they abuse me, l smiled.
What's their problem then?
When l smile, they beat me to pulp.
Are they taking that route?
Getting beaten up is an art.
Try to enjoy it.
Come, l will show you how.
Will you get me beaten up?
Abhishek.
l will shake you up. Come.
What you are doing is wrestling, right?
What else is this?
Didn't l tell you, this is wrestling?
Are these real muscles or graphics?
Trying to tease me?
Listen. To hell with your stupid doubts.
Hope this is not acting.
You & your stupid doubts.
These doubts are his & not mine. Go & clarify your doubts.
Come l will show you. Go.
Go. He will show you.
Go.
No. l know nothing.
Now l understood. His doubts were genuine.
You only scare him. But you don't beat him.
You are acting & your muscles are graphics.
Beat him.
Good.
Are you doubts cleared? Come boys.
He is now fixed in the sand.
No one can beat you this hard anymore.
Go & sell the policies.
Got knocked out, idiot!
Go. Go l say.
Learning new habits.
l told you. She will not change. Let's go.
Go inside. - Sandhya...
What? - To tell you the truth...
What will you say now?
That it was your fault and not theirs.
You know what's in my mind.
Now you know what's in my mind.
Hey Sandhya...come out.
Sandhya, come out.
Sandhya, come out.
Where is your sister? Tell her to come out.
She went out looking for you. - Really?
All my acting has gone in vain.
Since she has such big eyes, she stares at me.
She closed the doors on my face. - lt's alright. Come inside.
She must apologize infront of everyone.
l won't come in unless she apologists.
Don't you have any sense. Where did you go?
Switched off your phone. Playing games with me.
l went looking for you like a mad girl.
Can't l shout at you?
l was wrong in slapping her.
But how could you leave the house?
Get inside.
You said she must apologise. - l did.
Uday, you are wasting time. - ls it? Okay, let's go.
Not here.
l mean you're wasting time in her matter.
What's there about her? - Stop over acting.
l'm telling you this out of my experience.
Girls like her want to be proposed directly.
Sandhya... - l remember. Today is Sunday.
Your family members are coming.
That's why l am cooking these special dishes.
l'm preparing it little spicy.
Will it be fine with them? - lt's okay.
Phone switched off...!
Come. Get down. - Make it fast.
Fasto saved my ***.
Thank God you have come.
Who is the daddy here? You?
Tuck in your shirt.
ls she my grand mother? Her make up is good.
Who is my mother?
What is your character? Okay come.
Sandhya...my giant family has arrived.
Kiran, find out what he is talking?
Who are you? - Are you my brother?
You look like a basket ball player. Go back.
Look, no over acting.
Make it subtle like in English films. - What?
Why are you here?
Didn't l tell you that l will bring that boy for Sandhya?
He and his family. Come in.
Sandhya... Please come in. Sit.
Didn't l tell you? Kiran & his parents.
l told you about Sandhya, didn't l? She is Sandhya.
That boy has all the qualities of an ideal husband.
My parents.
lt seems he never lies. He is very frank.
Your tea is not that good.
My mom makes tea much better.
Quiet. She is still young.
A very big family.
lf she gets settled in Bangalore, we have nothing to do here.- Yes.
This house will sell for a good price.
His sense of humour is also good.
Do you know which leaves take divorce?
Mango leaves.
Uncle, did you hear this joke? - What?
Children, come down. lt's time to leave.
Look, don't bother about what they said. Cool.
He will go to US in 2 months.
He wants to get married before that.
l thought she would throw you out in 2 days.
You must be really great to have stayed here so long.
They are grown up now.
Next time, you don't have to bring them here.
They can come here by themselves.
Your family members are supposed to come today.
Why didn't they come?
l don't have a family.
l lied fearing that you might ask me to vacate the house.
lt's better you don't have one.
Greetings, l am Uday's own father.
You shut up.
Always shuts me off.
Entire family is here. Unlike him we all are little fat.
lf everyone comes at the same time, you will get scared.
So, we will come one by one. Next, l will send his mother.
Shut up. Always shuts me off.
Are you Sandhya?
My husband told me.
Hasn't anyone come with you?
Didn't he tell you that we will come one by one?
Next will be his grand mother.
Grandson, Sandhya is very beautiful.
You seem to have lost weight.
Our family members are very fat. But you are so thin.
Eat well & make our family proud.
Next will be his uncle.
Oh God!
l told her that l don't have a family.
Why did you come to temple, Guruji? - Don't be surprised.
People who come to temple come with devotion or fear.
The second category people come with the fear of death.
We must cash their fear on the spot.
How will we know who comes with what?
Experience, my boy.
Look at that girl.
She must have come with fear.
l can easily pin her down. Come.
Greetings madam. - Greetings.
Do you come to this ant hill everyday?
What bothers you?
You know that snakes live in this.
Snake bites are dangerous.
So, we must make our life secured.
You must have understood what l am trying to say.
Yes, l do. You are a snake charmer.
Do you have a policy? - Yes, l do.
Really? What policy?
l don't talk to strangers. That's my policy.- Stop her.
What do you mean by insurance?
lt's an income your family gets after your death.
Anything that comes after our death is useless.
We will give that money to your nominee.
You take my money, do business,
and return back my money with some interest. Right?
She is right, isn't she? Yes.
Actually... - Do you have an insurance policy?
No, he doesn't.
Will you live forever? - No one has that option.
First, you take a policy.
And for him? - Give him that policy.
And for you? - l've no nominees.
l don't want it.
You could've told this before.
l don't tell anything without asking me.
That's my main policy.
Four letters.
Starts with L and ends with E.
lt's already late.
lf you quit the game in the middle, it means you lost.
Okay. l lost. And l am tired too.
There is no water. The overhead tank is empty.
Switch on the motor.
Why don't l get such ideas?
Sandhya, it is very urgent.
Won't you let me sleep?
The tank is full. - Switch off the motor.
And then, you jump into the tank.
What's your problem?
What for are these balloons and colourful papers?
l don't know whether you celebrate your birthday or not.
Since you are celebrating your birthday with me this time,
l will give you a gift for every month till your next birthday.
l brought 12 gifts.
For you to be cool & happy. Greetings in ice.
ln western countries, this is gifted as a symbol of friendship.
This is to mark our friendship...
Beauty guarded by thorns.
To get happiness & to admire beauty, we first have to cross the thorns.
Happiness is not for yourself
but it is something to be shared with others, a heavenly medicine.
Wherever you go, this fragrance follows you.
l've loaded all my favourite songs. Music relaxes your mind.
lt's the best way for a peace of mind. Just for you.
You love offering prayers to God, don't you?
These incense sticks will take your wishes directly to God.
A tea set represents a family.
This jug is the husband.
The cups are the children. And wife?
The hot tea inside the jug represents wife.
Though it melts, it gives light to others till the very last breath.
A perfect example for sacrifice are these candles.
To gift happiness in a small pack chocolates are the best.
Anyone who tastes it will be delighted.
You too.
Laughing Buddha. China's Vinayaka.
When you are in sorrows, see this Buddha for 20 seconds & you'll smile.
lf you keep this near the main door, even bad news will make you laugh loud.
There will be 100 colourful sparks when you light them.
Life span of these crackers are too short.
But as long as they live, they live bright.
l don't know whether you like these 1 1 gifts or not.
Because l bought them according to my taste.
But l believe that you will love the 12th gift.
Because it is in tune with your taste & a long lasting gift.
lt's me.
l will be with you all your life.
According to Numerology, l want our names to match.
So, l have added a letter in my name.
lf you are ready to accept me as a gift,
l am all yours.
So, think.
Tell me your decision by sunset.
l'll be waiting for you in the beach.
l thought you would come to me with a smile...
and would spark my desire with your love...
l looked for you in the breeze which caresses me...
l stood on the shores waiting for you...
l love to spend my life with you in every following birth...
We come together in love...
Will the love betray us?
Would flowers turn into thorns?
Would water turn into fire to burn me?
Shall l bar fate and win over you?
l am eagerly waiting for you...
Do you live in this house? - l used to.
But l am vacating the house now.
Then, you must be Uday.
l am Abhishek, lnsurance agent.
Earlier, Sandhya told me that she had no nominee.
But yesterday, she called me to take a policy.
She wrote Uday as the nominee.
l thought she meant the Sun.
Now l understood that you are Uday.
Yes.
lf she had mentioned your name, you must be very special.
Will you give her these papers?
What?
What happened?
None should've witnessed such a party in Vizag.
Arrange for a floating platform.
Pour flowers from the helicopter.
l will call you later. l'm getting another call.
Are you Sandhya's nominee?
She has taken an insurance policy. lt got rejected.
Because in her master health checkup,
l found that she has Lobular casrimo.
Pay Rs. 5 lakhs immediately and get her admitted.
She must get operated.
l don't understand. lt's not serious, is it?
Take a decision soon.
Better get a second opinion from some other doctor.
Uncle... - What happened sir?
Where is my uncle? - Please sit.
Where is my uncle? - He is giving treatment.
He will be here in 10 minutes.
Go call him. - Please sit.