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Have you read Outliers?
- Mm-mm. - Malcolm Gladwell.
He claims that the secret to success in any field
is a simple matter
of practicing a specific task
for, mmm, about 10,000 hours.
What, you wanna suck my *** now?
What?
You want me to take mine out?
Want me to put it in your mouth?
Your ***?
Buck up, buddy-boy.
It doesn't matter. You didn't know.
It doesn't count.
Did you know?
Of course. Didn't you know?
*** yeah.
Seen the size of that Adam's apple?
***, do I look ignorant to you?
No, no, you look like a guy
who could spot a tranny *** from a mile away.
Respect.
*** right, man.
***, this *** Kali got my *** heart on fire, man.
Yeah, I know how that feels, brother.
But you know what Sting says.
What does Sting say?
He says that if you love somebody,
you set them free.
- Sting says that? - Yep, he sure does.
You're *** with me, man.
No, he says that. He sings about it.
That saying been around since the stone ages.
Yeah, well, Sting's the one who wrote a song about it.
You think I'm dumb, don't you, Moody?
No, I don't.
Then why are you always *** condescending to me?
I'm not condescending to you. I'm relating.
You know I got a *** broken heart right now, right?
I do know that. Yes, I know.
*** Jersey Shore *** ***, man,
sticking his pencil *** in my sweet pound cake.
Yeah, I relate.
You know, right now the love of my life
is getting pounded by some omnisexual chicken hawk.
Doesn't feel good.
Nah.
It could be worse.
Yeah, how?
Coulda just had your *** drained by a tranny ***.
True dat.
It's not funny! Why are you laughing?
Oh, man.
Oh.
Becca, hey, sweetie.