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What's the deal with bottle deposits?
I leave these things rotting
by the backdoor
stinking up the house!
And for what?
Bugs are growing all over the place!
And it can't be good for the ozone layer.
If you look at the fine print on the label,
in most states you get five cents.
In michigan you get ten cents!
And in California,
you get a CR-V.
And on some labels,
Bible belt Oklahoma
gives out
crosses.
Aww gee.
I wish I could get five cents.
Recycling is a disease.
And it's very contagious.
It spreads by the very act itself.
You see,
when you drink or eat something
from a recycled container,
you're catching the disease
from the person who recycled it.
Now
you can't help but to recycle that container.
Because you're infected!
Soon,
everyone in the world will be infected!
And we will all be eating each other!
And then recycling ourselves
for more zombies to eat!
my solution
it to throw everything into a giant pit.
Let's call that a landfill.
Then,
use up everything on the planet
until it's all gone!
Then we can die long before any zombies kill us!