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Deep down I'm not a bad bunny.
Lauri and Tuomas present
Sometimes life just forces you to make choices
A Dustbin Valley(tm) Story
and live with the consequences.
The Heist
That day everything began when I returned to town to see an old friend
and to enjoy a mug or two of vegetable juice.
Jörri, you old hare!
Pekka, it's been a while! I heard you were away on a long vacation.
How did that go?
A "vacation" indeed... Har har har!
Your vegetable juice, sir.
Jörri, I have a job coming.
and I need someone I can trust. Someone like you.
I presume you know Marquis Pussycat and his legendary heap of carrots?
But that's just an old wives tale!
No, it's real. I've seen it!
I know a way we can get our paws on it.
I need a team of three guys:
a burglar,
a driver and finally,
a guy with a bit of muscle.
A burglar, that's you.
Ehm, ehm... well, I will always be there for you, Pekka.
And I do know one guy with quite a bit of brawn.
He's called Rane.
Rane, you interested in a job?
Yes.
Plus we need the driver.
Oooh, do you need a driver, ay? GOSH, DARNIT!
Yeah, what's your name?
Betrayer
What?
Petteri--GOSH, DARNIT!
Good. You're in.
The next day...
Ok, gang. Our target is Marquis Pussycat.
He's a BAD kitty.
Marquis Pussycat lives in a castle in the middle of town.
The castle is guarded by ravenous FOXES.
So, the first order of business is reconnaissance.
Rane, you are responsible for the main exit and guard change schedule.
Jörri, other means of entry.
Petteri, that leaves the car and stuff to you.
I'll handle the blueprint.
K k ok?
Yes
All clear
Yeah--GOSH, DARNIT!
Later in the evening
Right, straight to business
How well are the main doors guarded?
Right, well... Sure, I was watching them
and they are keeping a pretty close eye on the fancy doorway.
Shame. How about the other means of entry?
Turns out that the fortress cook is especially fond of carrots.
A carrot to me, a door to you.
He confided in me that there is a HIDDEN DOORWAY behind the dustbin.
Well done, Jörri. Ten points and a parrot stamp.
And what about the car?
Well... Getting the car was easy--GOSH DARNIT!
I just used the good old snake- through- the- window- and- the- driver- jumps- out trick.
Oh, I haven't heard about that one. How does it work?
GOSH, DARNIT!
I threw a snake through the car window and the driver jumped out.
SSSSSSHHHHHH
Oh no! A snake! Oh noooo!!!!
Just as I suspected.
I, on the other hand, have a blue print and a plan ready.
Feast your eyes on this!
So, the target is the carrot lair of Marquis Pussycat, here.
As we all now, we can't use the main gate due to the guards,
so, exactly at 9pm, Jörri will sneak in through the hidden doorway.
Whereas Rane and I will be waiting at the other door.
Next Jörri will proceed to the command centre and open the outer door security lock.
We will get in.
Jörri will then open the inner door security lock,
after which the whole crew will meet in the command centre.
We will proceed to Marquis Pussycat and *** the carrots without him noticing.
Petteri will lay in wait with the car ready.
Then we'll make a dash for the main doors,
Petteri will pick us up,
And we'll MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
Any questions?
No? Good. We'll meet here tomorrow night at 8pm.
Later that night
Pekka, everything is ready for tomorrow.
But I have been thinking...
Why this target specifically?
BWAAAAAAAAH!
It doesn't matter.
It's just a job.
The following night, just before 9pm
Just in time, five to nine.
Tick tock, go time, let's go.
K k ok
roger moger
let's handle it
righty right
all clear
go time
head or tails
jibbity jabbity dibbity dabbity
Old McDonald said 'atta boy
let's go fire up
so long then and let's go
diagonalwise through the center
hallybazooba
snot on the cheek and
gear five engaged
slap Johnny around the wrists smoothly
without further ado
Dustbin Valley's own son
Jörri Orvaskesi
slings himself forward
to the hornet's nest
pew pow and powity pow
Jörri, go in already.
Okay
Coast is clear.
K k ok we are in.
Now Jörri just needs to open the next door.
And now to open the next door,
wasn't it this one?
Oops
This probably wasn't in my plan.
Fun!
How long have you been there?
Move! Now! March!
Pekka Piupula... can never resist the temptation of carrots.
Good to see you too, Marquis.
This time you brought a friend with you...
Om nom nom nom.
Little bunnies and rusty rabbits
all end up in a cell in good time.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
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Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Yuh-huh.
Yuh-huh.
Nuh-uh. Hmph! To the cells with you!
Well that went surprisingly well.
Quiet in the cells!
Pekka Piupula and Rauno Mäkinen
don't be afraid, it's me
with all the commotion going on
nobody noticed a little bunny or one spare guard uniform.
So as planned.
Now friends, let's continue our job shall we.
Rane, get to it!
Rane crush!
Gosh!
Rane did good?
Good boy.
My favourite colour is pink.
Mine too.
Phew, that was all.
We'll be munching on these carrots all winter long.
You dirty rabbits thought you could get away with these carrots.
But I will take them away. Gosh, Darnit.
Petteri, what's wrong with you?
Gotcha!
Wow.
Ssssssshhhhhhhhhh.
Fox sake!
Gosh Darnit!
Sssshhh
Carry them carrots boys and run for it!
One month later
Okay dear friends, now you know my story
and how the legendary carrot silo of Dustbin Valley
vanished into thin air in a single night.
Jörri and me finally ended up in Jamaica
to munch on some carrots for a few months.
We picked up what we could carry
and nobody knows what happened to the rest of the carrots.
A rumour tells, however, that one or another poor bunny
got his or her tummy full in the following weeks.
Rane
or Mr. Mäkinen as he is known nowadays
returned to school
and graduated as a document administrator of Carrot Lot.
In his job, Rauno met Erja and now they have 16 little bunnies.
The fourth temporary member of our group, Petteri
ended up doing hard time.
He is accompanied, however, by two old acquintances of ours.
And finally even the honourable Marquis Pussycat
despite his sudden cashflow crisis
found himself a new friend.