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Thank you for coming.
So anyways, I e-mailed you all to meet me here.
Since my parents are out of town until Friday, I will be having a costume party tomorrow
at 9pm and you are all invited.
We'll mostly be hanging out in costumes, listening to music, and eating whatever candy we have
left after the trick-or-treaters have made their rounds.
Sound good?
You couldn't have just told us that in the e-mail?
Are you crazy? Some hacker might read it!
Don't be paranoid.
But how do you know there isn't someone standing outside listening to us?
But how do you know there isn't someone standing outside listening to us?
Save that crap for Halloween, Taiga.
Wow, my boss simply thought I simply changed my hairstyle and started growing a beard,
when I'm really supposed to be Ed Sheeran!
I can't believe I got away with wearing this to work!
Oh hey guys, come in!
Creepy!
You're from that movie they just remade. Carrie...
That's not pig's blood, is it?
No, it's red Mio.
And no, I can't move things with my mind.
And I'm Radiohead!
RASPBERRY: (giggle)
Guh-roan!
Nice hat, Bob!
Are you supposed to be anyone? Or is that just you wearing a hat? Like, what is this?
I'm Leo Getz from Lethal Weapon 2, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Has anyone seen Redhead?
Or Blackhair?
Okay, there's another Halloween bitten in the butt.
Now it's time for... Christmas commercials! Haha!
You know what's weird?
I haven't heard a peep from Pinkette's apartment directly above us.
Really? Not even a footstep?
No. No footsteps, no TV or radio... nothing.
Maybe she's just out of town. I'll check her Headbook page. See what she's doing.
(typing)
Darn it. Our Wi-Fi's still down. I'll call her.
(faint ringtone)
(deep tone)
PHONE: Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
(mockingly) Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Here's a message for ya: Pick up the phone!
Yo, wuzaaaap? Haha.
(sigh) Well, I'm kinda creeped out now.
Call me paranoid, but...
I'm starting to wonder which of us is... next.
(suspenseful music)
How about Taiga?
(scream and evil laughter)
REDHEAD: Holy crap!
(deep tone)
Wait. Walk slowly. Don't make a sound.
(deep tone)
BLACKHAIR: Let's go!
Where should we go?
How about Raspberry's place?
Good! Let's move!
(deep tone)
BOTH: (gasp)
(increasingly loud static)
(music)
Come on, Redhead... pick up...
PHONE: Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
PINKETTE: Redhead! Where are you? Call back when you get this!
Blackhair's not picking up, either.
I'm kind of worried about them...
...and all of us.
(laughing)
Okay... you got us good, heh...
Thanks. Good job guys!
...Did he look like Ed Sheeran to you?
I dunno.
(music and faint conversation)
And here we are!
Huh. Music's kinda loud in there.
Lots of people play Halloween music or sound effects when the trick or treaters are going
around.
Sounds like there's people inside talking, too.
Uh, do we look like trick or treaters?
Two guys in costume carrying a bag with candy in it walking around a suburban neighbourhood...
Yeah, we kinda do.
(music)
Darn. We're outta candy.
They frig you with the candy. They frig you with the candy!
You show up to a party, walk over to the bowl, and they frig ya! There's nothing in it!
(nervous laugh)
I'm kinda stressing out, I mean... what if any of us are... next?
(doorbell)
(scream)
PINKETTE: I'll get it!
Geez, it's like quarter to ten! Go home already!
Hello.
(shriek)
Um... I think it's "Trick or Treat"...
Raspberry?!
I'm Pinkette. Who are you two?
Redhead!
Blackhair! What happened to you?
This is my Carrie costume. Come in!
Oh, uh... what are you doing here?
Didn't you get messages about Raspberry's Halloween party?
No, we didn't get them. There's something wrong with our internet.
Just so we're clear, we were NOT trick-or-treating.
Okay, it's fine if you were.
No, it's true. We heard a scream and someone laughing, so we made a run for it.
...and we took our leftover candy with us. Want some?
No thanks. We already had some.
Scream and laughing? That must have been my Halloween ringtone!
Aw, crap! That reminds me! I left my phone at my apartment!
Well now I feel stupid.
Like, more than usual?
What?
Hi Taiga! Want some of our leftover candy?
Nah, I'm good.
Hi, Redhead! Blackhair!
How about you?
Yeeeeah buddy!
(music)
REDHEAD: We brought candy!
(cheering)
Well, that was awesome.
Now to clean this place up befo-
(doorbell)
RASPBERRY'S MOM: Raspberry! It's your parents! We're home!
Oh... fu-
(evil laughter)