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- PREVIOUSLY ON COURTNEY LOVES DALLAS...
WE'RE HERE. I'M AT FASHION WEEK.
LET'S GO SEE FASHION SHOWS!
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS SKIRT.
I'M LITERALLY GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
- SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS.
- THAT WAS RUDE.
- WHAT DO YOU DO-- - NO, THAT'S RUDE.
YOU REALLY NEED TO, LIKE, MIND YOUR MANNERS.
- THAT'S WHY YOU BRING YOUR BEST FRIEND TO FASHION WEEK.
- I THINK THEY WOULD LOVE YOU TO SAY,
"THESE ARE THE FOUR DIFFERENT LOOKS I WOULD PUT TOGETHER."
- DOES THAT MEAN I GOT THE JOB? - YEAH.
- IF MY FIRST COLLABORATION SUCKS,
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA WANT TO DO ONE WITH ME EVER AGAIN.
HOW YOU BEEN?
- I'VE BEEN GOOD. HOW ABOUT YOU?
- MATT WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT ALL FELL APART, BUT IT DID.
- OH, JUST "I LOVE YOU" JUST CASUALLY THROWN IN THERE.
I'M SORRY. WHAT?
[dramatic dance music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
OH, NO.
♪ ♪
WELL, GOOD MORNING, WHAT COURTNEY WORE.
IS EVERYONE DYING TO KNOW TODAY?
[knocking on door]
COME IN.
WHY DO YOU STILL KNOCK?
- I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS UNLOCKED.
YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT TO FORT WORTH.
- YEAH, I AM.
[chuckling] JUST KIDDING.
- YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR.
- I WAS JUST FINISHING SOME WORK, SORRY.
I GOT DISTRACTED BY PEOPLE'S COLORFUL COMMENTARY ON THE BLOG.
"TERRIBLY TACKY.
THEN AGAIN, TACKY'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME, RIGHT?"
- GOOD ONE. SHE MUST BE IN EIGHTH GRADE.
- OH, AND THEN THIS ONE GUY TOLD ME I HAD A CROSS-EYE.
- HE EMAILS YOU EVERY DAY.
- I THINK HE'S IN JAIL.
- OOH, HE'S OBSESSED.
- STOP. I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW.
- HE'S WEIRD.
- I NEED TO FINISH THIS WEEK'S POSTS.
- OKAY.
- THAT WAY THEY'RE, LIKE, IN QUEUE,
AND THEY'LL JUST AUTOMATICALLY POST WHILE WE'RE THERE.
- HOW IS YOUR MOM?
- SHE'S DOING GOOD.
I THINK SHE'S, LIKE, NERVOUS, BUT WHO WOULDN'T BE?
WHILE I WAS IN NEW YORK,
MY MOM WENT IN FOR HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL,
AND THERE WAS A SPOT ON HER FACE
THAT THE DOCTOR WANTED TO BIOPSY,
AND IT HAS COME BACK THAT IT'S CANCER.
- HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
- I MEAN, I'M GOOD.
I'M GLAD WE'RE GOING TO SUPPORT HER AND...
[cell phone chiming]
- DON'T ANSWER IT.
DON'T ANSWER IT.
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.
- HELLO?
- HI. HOW YOU DOING?
- JUST WORKING.
- I'M GLAD YOU ANSWERED.
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW UPCOMING YOUR MOTHER'S SURGERY WAS.
I WISH THERE WAS A WAY FOR ME TO TRY TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
I WOULD LOVE TO TRY TO BE SOME SORT OF SUPPORT MECHANISM
IF YOU THINK IT MIGHT HELP AT ALL.
- AS FAR AS SUPPORT'S CONCERNED,
I HAVE TORI AND KATIE AND THAIS,
AND UNLIKE YOU, THEY NEVER LEFT, SO--
- I THINK IT WAS A MUTUAL THING
AS TO WHY WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE,
BUT JUST WANTED TO TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON.
CHANGED A LOT IN THE LAST YEAR, AND I NEED TO SHOW YOU THAT.
- IT'S JUST LIKE MATT
TO MAGICALLY APPEAR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT.
LIKE, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY
TO GET TO HER HEART,
AND THAT'S WRONG.
I THINK HE'S JUST A TERRIBLE PERSON
FOR EVEN DOING THAT.
UM... - THINK ABOUT IT.
DON'T TELL ME AN ANSWER RIGHT NOW.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
AND LET ME KNOW, ALL RIGHT?
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, HAVE A GOOD DAY. - BYE.
- HEY.
- [sniffles]
I DON'T KNOW WHY MATT STILL GETS TO ME THIS WAY,
BUT HE DOES.
- WE'RE GONNA GO TO FORT WORTH,
WE'RE GONNA LEAVE THIS ALL BEHIND,
AND WE'RE GONNA CONCENTRATE ON YOUR MOM 'CAUSE WE LOVE HER.
SHE NEEDS YOU.
- YEAH. - SO LET'S GO.
- [sighs] I'MA LOOK CUTE.
THE WAY THAT THE KERR WOMEN ATTACK
ANYTHING NEGATIVE IN OUR LIFE,
WHETHER IT'S MEN, CANCER, OR JUST A BAD HAIR DAY,
IS, LET'S JUST BE POSITIVE,
LET'S POUR A GLASS OF WINE,
LET'S DO THINGS THAT MAKE US HAPPY.
[thumping dance music]
♪ ♪
THERE'S DEFINITELY AN OUTFIT IN ANYONE'S CLOSET
TO HELP ANY SORT OF DISEASE.
YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY IF YOU WERE DEALING WITH SKIN CANCER,
YOU WANT TO WEAR CAMO WITH, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, DEFINITELY A POP OF COLOR,
LIKE RED OR YELLOW OR PINK,
SOMETHING CHEERY TO, LIKE, JUXTAPOSE, LIKE, THE HEAVINESS
OF THE CAMO AND THE BATTLE THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO.
- WE'RE LEAVING? - YEP.
IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET,
OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
- I LOVE BANANAS.
- I LOVE BANANAS TOO.
I DON'T LIKE BITING INTO THEM.
- YEAH, I BREAK MY BANANA APART
'CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING--
- LIKE, YOU'RE TURNING RANDOM STRANGERS ON
BY GOING DOWN ON A BANANA.
- I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX IN SOMEONE'S MIND
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
- WITH A BANANA.
- THEY JUST STARE AT YOU, AND YOU'RE LIKE, OKAY.
- DO YOU HAVE A PIECE OF FRUIT THAT'S NOT SHAPED LIKE A ***
THAT I CAN EAT?
'CAUSE I'M STARVING.
- HERE.
- [chuckles] THANK YOU.
IT'S CRAZY, THE ABILITY THAT TORI HAS
TO JUST PULL ME OUT OF A SLUMP OR A BAD MOOD,
AND SHE CAN JUST TURN A SITUATION
AND FIND THE HUMOR IN IT.
THAT'S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
THIS AREA--I MEAN, WE'RE NOT IN FORTH WORTH YET,
BUT WE--WHEN MY PARENTS WERE STILL MARRIED,
THEY BUILT, LIKE, THEIR DREAM HOUSE OUT HERE.
- HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN? SEVEN?
- THAT'S WHEN MY MOM FOUND OUT ABOUT THE AFFAIR.
MY DAD WASN'T HERE FOR CHRISTMAS,
AND I REMEMBER MY MOM WAS LIKE, "MOM, WHERE'S DAD?
WHY ISN'T HE HERE FOR CHRISTMAS?"
AND SHE PULLED OUT A MANILA ENVELOPE...
- NO.
- AND SHOWED ME EVERYTHING.
THEN TWO WEEKS LATER, HE CALLS ME AND SAYS, LIKE,
"LET'S HAVE DINNER."
I SAID, "OKAY."
AND HE BRINGS HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND.
SHE WAS 19, AND I WAS 25.
ME AND MY MOM HAVE ALWAYS BEEN REALLY CLOSE,
BUT WHEN MY DAD LEFT,
WE KIND OF BECAME EACH OTHER'S SUPPORT SYSTEM.
THE MAN THAT HAD BEEN LOYAL TO OUR FAMILY FOR 25 YEARS LEFT,
AND SO...
YEAH, IT HAS A HUGE EFFECT ON MY RELATIONSHIPS.
[upbeat rock music]
LOOK HOW ADORABLE THAT IS.
- I KNOW.
OH, YEAH.
WHEN WE WENT OVER THOSE RAILROAD TRACKS,
THAT'S, LIKE, OFFICIAL; WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY.
- DALLAS AND FORT WORTH ARE SIMILAR
BUT SO DIFFERENT.
FORT WORTH IS, LIKE, BASIC SOLIDS,
AND DALLAS IS, LIKE, LEOPARD PRINT OR SEQUINS.
LIKE, IT'S THE SAME, BUT IT'S REALLY DIFFERENT.
HI.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
YOU REMEMBER TORI?
- HI, MIMI.
- HOW COULD I FORGET YOU? - AW.
YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
- MIMI PROVES THAT YOU CAN WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY.
- YEAH, SHE DOES.
- THOSE FASHION RULES WERE MADE TO BE BROKEN.
- OH, YEAH.
MY KIND OF WOMAN.
MIMI IS MY MOM'S MOM.
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY CHARACTER TRAITS SKIP A GENERATION.
- WHA--WHA?
- I KNOW. YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL IN.
- LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
DID YOU KILL THAT THING?
- MY MOM'S, LIKE, THE CALM,
LEVEL-HEADED STRAIGHT SHOOTER.
GOT TO GET TAN SO I CAN GET A MAN.
- OH, COURTNEY KERR.
GOD HAS A PLAN FOR YOU.
- AND THEN THERE'S ME AND MIMI,
WHO ARE BOTH JUST VERY COLORFUL.
YOU WANT TO SEE MY FAVORITE PLACE IN MIMI'S HOUSE?
I MEAN--
- SHE HAS MANY MEMORIES IN THAT CLOSET.
- COURTNEY IN THE CLOSET.
- WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I DIDN'T PLAY WITH LEGOS.
I DIDN'T PLAY WITH DOLLS.
I PLAYED IN MIMI'S CLOSET.
- YOU KNOW WHEN THIS ALL BEGAN, COURTNEY?
- WHEN?
- PROBABLY WHEN YOU GOT YOUR DRESS-UP BOX.
- I REMEMBER PUTTING ON WIGS AND HIGH HEELS.
I PROBABLY LOOKED LIKE A BABY ***.
WHY DON'T I OWN THIS?
- ALL THE SHOES ARE LABELED.
- WAIT. WHAT IS THIS?
- OH, I WORE THAT ONCE FOR SOMETHING.
- DO YOU HANG OUT WITH KIM KARDASHIAN ON THE WEEKENDS?
- CAN WE GO TRY IT ON?
- OKAY.
- OH, MY GOSH. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- THIS IS AMAZING. WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
- [laughing]
[bird chirps]
ARE Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?
- ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA, DA-DA ♪
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
- LISTEN TO THE BIRDS.
- THE MIMI COLLECTION.
- JUST HANGING OUT.
- OH, MY GOSH. - OH, MY GOSH, TORI.
- HELLO.
- [laughs]
- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- TURN AROUND.
- LOOK HOW GREAT IT MAKES HER BUTT LOOK.
- UH-HUH. - IT'S PERFECT.
- JUST GOING TO A PTA MEETING.
[laughter]
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY MOTHER NEEDS
TO GET HER MIND OFF CANCER,
LIKE, JUST SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED FORT WORTH FUN.
AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SIT HERE
AND TRY ON ALL OF MIMI'S CLOTHES,
I'M THINKING WE GO TO THE OLD-TIMEY BEAUTY PARLOR
IN TOWN, AND TORI AND I ARE GONNA GET SOME BIG TEXAS HAIR.
'CAUSE WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY.
WE HAVE TO HAVE BIG TEXAS HAIR.
- I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR IN NINE DAYS.
ARE THEY GONNA BE ABLE TO DO MY HAIR?
- MM-HMM. YOU'RE GOOD.
- CLOVER LANE SALON. - OKAY.
- IT'S VERY STEEL MAGNOLIAS.
- YEAH.
- WE NEED ALL THE PRAYERS WE CAN GET,
SO WE'RE THINKING, HIGHER THE HAIR,
THE CLOSER TO HEAVEN.
- HERE WE GO.
- OH, YEAH.
- OOH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY, HONEY BOO BOO.
- ARE YOU JEALOUS?
- I'M NERVOUS.
- YOUR HAIR'S GONNA LOOK LIKE LABRADOODLES.
- OH, IT SMELLS JUST LIKE POTPOURRI.
- SHE DOES LOVE HAIR SPRAY.
- IT'S LIKE A GLADE PLUG-IN.
- [laughing]
- IT'S LIKE THE FASHION GODS ARE JUST, LIKE,
SMILING DOWN ON US AND OUR BIG HAIR.
BIG HAIR, DON'T CARE.
- I DON'T EVER TEASE MY HAIR,
SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE'S DOING IT.
- YOU NEED SOME, UH...
- ***?
- NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
- AH!
- DID I SCARE YOU? - WHAT IS THAT?
IT WAS VIBRATING.
- IT'S A FLAT IRON THAT VIBRATES.
- I LOOK LIKE I GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
AS LONG AS MAMA RO IS HAPPY,
AND SHE'S IN GOOD SPIRITS,
I'LL TEASE MY HAIR ALL DAY LONG.
THIS IS HER WEEKEND.
WE'RE HERE FOR HER.
YOU LOOK HOT.
I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO GO CHURN BUTTER.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
- OH, NO.
- IT'S TIME TO GO.
- WELL, LET'*** THE TOWN.
I'M READY TO GET A COWBOY.
[bull chuffs]
- OH, [bleep]. OKAY.
- TORI, PLEASE GET ON THAT.
- DID YOU NOT JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENED?
WE ALMOST EXPERIENCED WHEN ANIMALS ATTACK!
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
- YEAH, HE'S TIED TO THE FENCE. HE CAN'T GO VERY FAR.
- HE COULD PROBABLY BUCK ME INTO THAT YARD.
- HE WON'T BUCK YOU. MY TWO-YEAR-OLD GETS UP HERE.
- [bleep].
CAN'T THEY SENSE FEAR?
- ONLY BEES AND DOGS CAN SMELL FEAR.
- THE LITTLE COW TOWN GIRL'S LIKE, "IT'S FINE."
I'M LIKE, REALLY? YOU WEIGH 20 POUNDS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN HE STICKS HIS HORN UP MY ***?
- LEFT FOOT IN THE STIRRUP.
- [squeals]
- YOU DID IT. YOU DID IT.
YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD.
- OH, MY GOD. GIVE ME THE STOOL.
GIVE ME THE STOOL. GIVE ME THE STOOL.
OH, MY GOD. GIVE ME THE STOOL.
- DO YOU WANT TO SMILE JUST REAL QUICKLY?
- I DON'T WANT A PICTURE. I WANT TO GET OFF.
I WANT TO GET OFF.
MY HEART IS POUNDING,
AND HE KNOWS HE'S GOING TO KILL ME WHEN I GET OFF.
- YOU GOT IT, TORI. - I WANT TO GET OFF.
- HERE, HOLD ONTO ME. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
- [squeals]
- MEN AND BULLS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
THEY HAVE BIG BALLS, BUT THEY ONLY LAST EIGHT SECONDS.
[laughs]
- GOOD JOB.
- TAKE ME TO A BAR.
- COMING UP...
- SO THIS IS GONNA BE BANDAGED?
- YEAH.
THIS SURGERY, IT'S THE BIGGEST REALITY CHECK EVER.
- [laughs]
- WELL...
I WANTED TO BRING SOME GIFTS FOR MOM.
- AW, THANK YOU.
- SO THIS IS TO RELIEVE OUR STRESS LEADING UP
TO TOMORROW.
- OKAY.
- SO MY MOM'S SURGERY IS TOMORROW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WELL THE SURGERY'S GONNA GO,
BUT I WANT HER TO GO INTO THIS SURGERY
WITH JUST, LIKE, FRESH THOUGHTS
AND FUN MEMORIES
SO THAT SHE JUST FEELS, LIKE, EMOTIONALLY HEALTHY.
I FIGURED YOU'D BE LOUNGING AROUND THE HOUSE A LOT,
AND WE NEED TO DO THAT IN SOMETHING.
- IN FASHION?
- OH, MY GOSH. - OH, YES.
- LEOPARD PAJAMAS.
- AND YOU KNOW THESE MATCH MY SHEETS.
- YEAH, WE'RE NOT-- YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE, BLEND IN--
- NO ONE WILL FIND ME.
WHERE'S THE BANDAGE?
OH, THERE'S HER BANDAGE.
- MAYBE WE CAN GET LEOPARD--
WE CAN REQUEST LEOPARD BANDAGES.
- YEAH, WEAR RED LIPSTICK SO WE CAN FIND YOU.
- MOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
- MOM, WHERE ARE YOU?
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.
OH, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
- SUCH A GOOD DAUGHTER.
- YOU'VE SPOILED ME FOR 30 YEARS.
- AND COUNTING.
- AND COUNTING.
- AW, THAT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU.
- YAY.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- OH, COURTNEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- MAKING YOUR DAY.
WHAT?
- WHAT IS SHE DOING? - OLD VIDEOS.
- WHO'S READY FOR THEIR LIFE TO BE CHANGED?
COURTNEY'S FIRST BIRTHDAY.
all: AW.
- WHEN I THINK ABOUT BEING A MOM,
I THINK ABOUT BABIES, DIAPERS,
POOP.
- YOU'RE EATING YOUR BOOGER.
[laughter]
- BUT I DON'T THINK OF MY MOM LIKE THAT.
YEAH, SHE USED TO WIPE MY ***...
[laughing] BUT SHE NOW, LIKE, STILL KIND OF DOES.
- OH, LOOK AT HER.
[gasps]
OH-HO.
YOU WERE SO CUTE BACK THEN.
DO YOU WANT PINEAPPLE JUICE?
- LOOK HOW CHIC YOU WERE, MOM.
YOU THINK MOMS AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES DRESS LIKE THAT ANYMORE?
- NO, FLIP-FLOPS.
- NO, THEY WEAR, LIKE, CROCS
AND CUTOFF CAPRI PANTS.
- I CAN ONLY HOPE ONE DAY
TO BE HALF AS GOOD A MOTHER
AS SHE STILL IS.
[cheerleaders chanting]
- AH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
- CARDINALS, GO!
- AND THEN WE DID THIS THING.
DA, DA, DA, DA, DA-DA-DA.
- OH, MY GOD. [laughter]
- I STILL REMEMBER THIS DANCE.
- CARDINALS!
WHOO!
- YOU KNOW, LIKE, MATT'S BEEN BLOWING ME UP
LIKE A CRAZY PERSON.
- YEAH.
I MEAN, WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN JUST WALTZ BACK IN HERE
LIKE HE'S WELCOMED?
- WHAT TICKS ME OFF IS THAT I FEEL LIKE HE'S USING THIS
AS LIKE, HIS--
- HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOUR MOM'S SITUATION
TO BE MR. "TAKE ME BACK."
- IT'S LIKE, IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ME
AND LET MY MOM KNOW THAT YOU'RE PRAYING FOR ME,
THEN YOU CAN POST IT ON MY FACEBOOK WALL.
- IS HE JUST TRYING TO TALK TO YOU,
OR DOES HE WANT TO SEE YOU TOO?
- HE WANTS TO GET TOGETHER AND TALK.
- ARE YOU GOING TO?
- I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE.
- I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T TRUST HIM.
HE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS.
MY ONLY CONCERN IS, HE'S GONNA CHARM YOU BACK IN.
'CAUSE YOU SAY, "NOT NOW,"
BUT YOU'LL--I MEAN, I JUST THINK HE'S A DISTRACTION.
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT MATT NORDGREN.
- TOMORROW'S GONNA BE LIKE,
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL OR ACT
WHEN SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE
IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
'CAUSE YOU'RE SEEING THEM IN A PAIN THAT YOU JUST CAN'T--
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT.
- LIKE, I'M USED TO CALLING HER TO, LIKE, HAVE HER RESCUE ME.
- YEAH, WE'RE THE KIDS. THEY TAKE CARE OF US.
AND AS WE GET OLDER...
- THE ROLES SWITCH.
- MM-HMM.
- I'M NOT AFRAID OF MATT ANYMORE.
THIS SURGERY, IT'S THE BIGGEST REALITY CHECK EVER.
AND IT JUST PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE.
- I'M SURE SHE'S READY TO GET THIS OVER WITH.
- YEAH.
- SO THIS IS GOING TO BE BANDAGED?
- TO THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD.
- JEEZ.
[mid-tempo instrumental music]
[alarm beeping]
- [yawns]
- HEY, HEY.
- BRIGHT AND EARLY.
- BRIGHT AND EARLY.
both: MWAH.
- HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
- I SLEPT GREAT.
- THE DOCTORS HAVE PREPARED US
FOR ALL THESE THINGS THAT COULD POTENTIALLY GO WRONG
JUST SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS CANCER,
YOU KNOW, OFF HER FACE.
I'M JUST TRYING MY HARDEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
- JUST HAVE THAT PEACE THAT PASSES ALL UNDERSTANDING.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE IT,
BUT YOU HAVE IT.
- SHE'S JUST SO FAITHFUL THAT SHE'LL BE FINE.
IT ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL BAD FOR WORRYING.
"I'M SCARED TO DEATH,
BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU HAVE PEACE."
- HAVE YOU EVER READ THIS BOOK, COURTNEY?
- "I LOVE YOU FOREVER"?
- I'M GONNA READ IT TO YOU.
- OH, AWESOME.
- "A MOTHER HELD HER NEW BABY
AND VERY SLOWLY ROCKED HIM BACK AND FORTH."
- OH, I'LL CRY. OKAY.
- OH, MY GOSH, MIMI. WE'RE GONNA CRY.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
- "WHILE SHE HELD HIM, SHE SANG,
"I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER,
both: "I'LL LIKE YOU FOR ALWAYS, AS LONG AS"--
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
YOU CAN'T.
- OH, COURTNEY.
- [sobbing]
YOU THINK YOU NEED TO LAND THE PERFECT GUY,
HAVE THIS GREAT JOB.
I DON'T NEED ANY OF THAT.
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT MY MOM IS HEALTHY.
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- OH, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
- WE'RE ALL GONNA BE OKAY.
DON'T CRY.
- THERE'S, LIKE, THAT DOUBT IN YOUR HEAD,
BUT I HAVE TO JUST LOVE HER AND SUPPORT HER.
- WE'RE NOT GONNA CRY ABOUT THIS.
- I WASN'T GOING TO UNTIL MIMI MADE ME.
- [laughing]
- WHATEVER SHE NEEDS,
I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN TODAY.
- MIMI, SHE'S SO CUTE.
KIND OF GOT YOU CHOKED UP.
THAT WAS SO ADORABLE.
- MAYBE YOU NEEDED TO CRY.
- I AGREE.
- MAYBE YOU NEEDED TO CRY.
- THANKS, MIMI.
- [laughing]
- THIS MORNING HAS BEEN TALKED ABOUT
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND IT'S HERE.
- YOU READY?
- I THINK I'M READY.
- OKAY.
- LET'S JUST WALK INTO THIS DOCTOR.
LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.
AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO BUT PRAY.
COMING UP...
WE PREPARED FOR MOM'S FOREHEAD TO BE SLICED OPEN,
TO HAVE TOTAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY.
WE'RE HERE.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
- YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BAG WITH YOU IN THIS ONE, RIGHT?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF I GET TO TAKE IT IN WITH ME.
- TODAY I'M TAKING MY MOM IN FOR SURGERY.
- THEY'RE LOOKING FOR MO' CANCER.
- MO' CANCER.
- I THINK THE ONLY WAY ME AND MOM KNOW HOW
TO FIND COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT SHE'S OKAY
IS TO CRACK JOKES.
- IS THERE MO' CANCER?
- MO' CANCER, MO' PROBLEMS.
[laughter]
OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT THINK IT'S INAPPROPRIATE
THAT WE MAKE JOKES,
BUT LAUGHTER IS OUR MEDICINE.
- NOW I'M STARTING TO GET NERVOUS.
- YOU GOT THIS, MAMA.
[thumping acoustic guitar music]
♪ ♪
- WE'RE HERE.
- SLOW, SLOW.
- OH, SLOW. WILL YOU PULL THAT LIGHT?
- WHERE'S IT AT?
THIS ONE HERE?
- YEAH. - HOLD ON.
- OH, THERE YOU GO.
DO YOU WANT TO PUT ON YOUR PAJAMAS FIRST?
- YEAH.
I WANT TO GET IN BED.
- OKAY, HOLD ON.
HOLD ON. LET ME TURN THE LIGHT ON.
- OH... [chuckling]
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
WE WERE PREPARED FOR MOM'S FOREHEAD
TO BE SLICED OPEN,
TO HAVE TOTAL RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY.
SO THAT'S IN THERE FOR YOU, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- SHE COMES OUT OF SURGERY WITH THIS TINY LITTLE...
NICKEL-SIZED PATCH MISSING,
AND ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS REPLACE IT.
OKAY.
OH, LOOK. YOU BLEND IN WITH THE SHEETS.
- [laughs]
- MOM'S HIGHER THAN A KITE.
I WAS LIKE, "YOU WANT TO GO TO A RAVE"?
LIKE, DOESN'T HAVE CANCER.
LET'S CELEBRATE. YOU'RE HIGH.
OKAY, NOW JUST LEAN BACK.
- WHERE'D SHE GO?
- I LOST YOU.
IT'S LIKE GLAMOFLAUGE.
POP YOUR--OH, SHE POPPED HER...
[laughter]
NO, NO, NO-- NO, IT'S--
- NO, YOU GOT TO LEAVE IT IN THERE.
- MY RED TOOTH. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND ME.
- NO, IT'S SAFETY PIN. DON'T PULL IT OUT.
- GO GET MY VITAMINS.
THEY'RE IN THERE WITH THE--
- I'LL LET YOU TAKE YOUR VITAMINS
IF YOU EAT THAT WHOLE SANDWICH.
I MEAN, THEY'RE VITAMINS.
THEY CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT?
- I DON'T...
I THINK YOU SHOULD EAT THAT.
NO!
- WHY DID YOU SAY NO?
WHAT'S IN YOUR DRAWER?
- SHE WAS TRYING TO...
[laughter]
- DID YOU JUST HIDE THIS?
[laughter]
- WHO TOOK DRUGS TODAY?
- NOT ME, BECAUSE I'M NOT HIDING SANDWICHES IN A NIGHTSTAND.
- [laughs]
- I HAD ANTICIPATED THAT IT WOULD BE
MUCH MORE EMOTIONAL AND INTENSE.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY MOM.
TAKING CARE OF A SICK PERSON IS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN
WHEN THEY'RE ON DRUGS.
- ANESTHESIOLOGIST, WASN'T HE CUTE?
DIDN'T YOU THINK HE WAS CUTE?
- I THINK HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE YOUNG FOR YOU.
- HE WAS MARRIED.
- [chuckling] OH.
THERE WAS A GUY THAT WANTED
TO BRING YOU FLOWERS TODAY,
BUT I TOLD HIM HE WASN'T ALLOWED.
- WHO WAS IT?
- MATT NORDGREN.
- MAYBE IT'S GONNA BE SOMEONE I LIKED.
[laughter]
- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE THIS WEEKEND.
- NO, ANYTIME.
IT WAS A FUN WEEKEND.
- I THINK SHE'LL BE OKAY.
I THINK SHE JUST NEEDS TO SLEEP THIS OFF.
- YEAH. I'M GLAD THAT IT'S GONE.
NO MORE CANCER.
- DANG. ME TOO.
I JUST WANT MY MOM TO BE OKAY.
AND THE FACT THAT TORI'S THERE,
LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK HER TO COME TO FORT WORTH
AND HELP ME WITH MY MOTHER.
SHE WAS JUST THERE.
AND THAT'S WHAT, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS DO.
- WELL, YOU HAVE TO WORK, AND I HAVE TO GO.
- YEAH, I'M GONNA BE HERE FOR TWO MORE DAYS,
AND THEN WHEN I GET BACK TO DALLAS,
I'VE LITERALLY GOT, LIKE, 36 HOURS
BEFORE I HAVE TO DO, LIKE, A 10-LOOK PRESENTATION
TO BAUBLE BAR.
- GOD.
- [grunts]
- DO YOU NEED HELP?
- NO.
I NEED, LIKE...
300 MORE HOURS THIS WEEK.
NEXT TIME ON COURTNEY LOVES DALLAS...
I'M GONNA GET TO DO A COLLECTION FOR BAUBLE BAR.
- THAT'S AWESOME.
- I'VE DECIDED TO HIRE AN INTERN.
- HI. - I'M COURTNEY.
- I'M MATT.
- WHY DOES A FASHION INTERNSHIP INTEREST YOU,
OR DO YOU JUST THINK I'M PRETTY?
- [laughs]
- I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO ANYBODY
THE SAME AS I DID WITH YOU.
I NEED THAT,
AND I WANT THAT BACK IN MY LIFE.
I WANT YOU BACK.
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VISIT BRAVOTV.COM.