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This is an academic review of the works introduced by prominent rhodes scholar Dr. Benjamin Garrison.
First off, to respond to the JIDF detractors who erroneously label Ben's body of work --
stop. I reject your edits in bad taste, and your characterization of Ben as anything less than
the spiritual successor of Henry Ford as simply absurd. Certainly, Dr. Garrison has his fair
share of critics. His work has, in the past, run him aground with the eminent doctors Shekelberg
and Specter, that, I cannot deny. I assert, however, that rather than to view Dr. Garrison
as an aggressor and Specter and Shekelberg as victims, we must elect to view his portfolio
as a post-modernist reaction to a regressive academic climate induced by Shekelberg, Specter,
et al. I thusly summarily reject the work produced by Dr. Garrison's detractors as yet
more pseudoscience presented by an international cabal of merchants who hate goy -- I
correct myself, 'Purveyors of academic falsehoods' that have long plagued academia with their
sophistry. In order to move forward as a people, we mush smash the global intellectual hegemony
of these agitators. Thank you, and I implore you, as a final point, to review possible
instances of repeating integers.