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[THEME MUSIC]
MALE SPEAKER: Mr. Bauer, your team of assistants are outside
and ready to escort you up off the lot.
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MALE SPEAKER: Yo, you got Bauer?
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, I got him.
We're at Pink's.
MALE SPEAKER: OK.
We got good news, and we got bad news.
MALE SPEAKER: OK.
Let's go with the good news.
MALE SPEAKER: Low life Jimbo got fired today.
MALE SPEAKER: How is that good news?
MALE SPEAKER: I'm sorry, that was actually the bad news.
So I guess Bauer's going to be supporting
all three of us again.
MALE SPEAKER: OK, so what is the good news?
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, the good news is Bauer's agent called.
He's got a screen test for that feature film tomorrow.
MALE SPEAKER: Nice!
If he books that, we'll be set for like the next six months.
MALE SPEAKER: Bauer.
Right here.
Right here, man.
Right here, man.
MALE SPEAKER: Dude, seriously, man.
We're trying to lead a normal life here.
MALE SPEAKER: Hey, can you back out of the shot a little
bit man, maybe hold him out a little bit?
MALE SPEAKER: Seriously bro.
MALE SPEAKER: Can you back out a little bit?
MALE SPEAKER: Seriously bro!
Dogs are people too, man.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Leave her alone.
Leave the woman alone.
You heard her.
MALE SPEAKER: I'm just doing my job, babe.
Back off.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Hey!
Whoa.
That is where you *** up.
MALE SPEAKER: You better get your hands off me.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Don't call me babe.
Now get the *** out of here.
This poor woman and her cat should be able to walk down
the street without getting cameras in their face.
You're a guy.
MALE SPEAKER: Yes.
I am a dude, and this is a dog.
And this is planet Earth.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Hey, no worries.
I mean, I hate seeing people getting harassed like that.
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, no ***.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Excuse me, can I just take a quick picture?
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah, of someone else.
***.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Dude, I just wanted it for my Twitter Pics.
MALE SPEAKER: [PFFFT].
FEMALE SPEAKER: You have to live like this.
It must be--
MALE SPEAKER: Awesome?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
FEMALE SPEAKER: What, are you in a band or something?
MALE SPEAKER: A band?
No, like a--
oh, you mean, like, a music band?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I play the [WHISTLES]
*** whistle.
MALE SPEAKER 5: Look, Mommy, the dog from TV.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, so your dog's famous.
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, Bauer?
Yeah.
He's doing pretty well too.
I mean, if you've seen any TV over the past two years, you
probably recognize this cute face.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Like all birth control pills, Bango is
effective in preventing pregnancy and may give you
lighter periods.
MALE SPEAKER: He's got a lot of mouths to feed.
My roommates and I, we've been in between gigs for about
three years now, so--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
I know how you feel.
I've got two degrees, and I can't find a job in this town
to save my life.
MALE SPEAKER: You know, we're actually looking for a little
extra security for Bauer here.
It might be a good gig for you.
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FEMALE SPEAKER: Oh, yeah.
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