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Conan O'Brien: Thank you very much. I was told that you were...you look fantastic by
the way, but you hear that all the time.
Gisele Bundchen: Nnnoooooo...
Conan: Really?
Gisele: But first of all, before I do anything, I have to give you a little present...
Conan: Yea, alright!
Gisele: You were chosen by Victoria Secret and all of us, of course, one of the sexiest
dads in America, so...
Conan: Ohhh....look at that!
Gisele: Isn't it cute?
Conan: What is this?
Gisele: Cute boxers for you.
Conan: Yes, yes...these are boxers that you've owned, or touched, or something? Or...in any
way?
Gisele: I...I touched them. I actually helped them put them in there, but I never wore them.
Conan: You did the framing, yes, that's a good use of Gisele's time! Yea, that's very
good. This is very nice. How did I get this award? What qualities do I have...that ahh...let's
talk more about me and being sexy...
Gisele: Exactly.
Conan: That should be the focus of the conversation.
Gisele: I agree.
Conan: Thank you.
Gisele: Cos you are very sexy!
Conan: What is it that makes me sexy? What is it?
Gisele: I think 'sexy' is something that comes from the inside, I think, and I think you
are very funny. You have an amazing sense of humour and I find that the most important
thing in a man. So...
Conan: Really?
Gisele: That's right.
Conan: But take away the....I don't like the whole inner quality thing. Take away all that,
and just look at the man. What do you think of the man and what's sexy about the man?
Gisele: Ammmm.....
Conan: Dahhh!
Gisele: No, he is sexy. I know what, I know what, I know what...
Conan: Ahh?
Gisele: The hair.
Conan: The hair, ahhh...the hair
Gisele: Very sexy. How long does it take to do this amazing hairdo?
Conan: I can't hear anything you're saying. How does it...that...no time at all. When
I wake up in the morning, it's like that. I have a...like a jello mold I put it in...
Gisele: It just comes out like...amazing...
Conan: And look, it always goes right back.
Gisele: That's a good move. That's a good move.
Conan: And look, it's good when I turn around too. Look...
Gisele: You can...you can do Loreal commercials, "I'm worth it".
Conan: Yeaaa...if you could speak up for me, I would be an excellent...ahh...male model,
I would.
Gisele: I will try, I will try.
Conan: I don't think you know this, we actually kind of met once. Once about...I'm gonna say
it's about a year and a half ago. I was doing business in L.A, and I was with our head writer
and we got on the plane to come back and it was one of those night time flights that goes...ya
know...
Gisele: Yes, I know, I always take them.
Conan: And I'm sitting there, and it's the kind of seat that you sit in where you can
put it back all the way and it pretty much turns into a bed. And there was this seat
next to me and it was empty, and we were waiting for people to get on the plane, and I was
saying to the head writer, I dunno who this is gonna be. With my luck, it's gonna be...some
big fat guy, or something. No offence to fat guys, but ahhh...ya know? And then...ahhh...just
then, just as I said that, YOU walk on the plane and you sit down next to me and you
put your....you said "ohh hello, how are you?" and you put your seat back all the way and
I thought this is...I couldn't believe it! The most beautiful woman in the world is going
to be sleeping with me on this flight. And what you did is, you put on your headphones
to listen to music and you took your blanket and put it over your head...
Gisele: Yea
Conan: And went right to sleep.
Gisele: Yea.
Conan: And for the whole flight, if you had just taken the blanket down, you'd have seen
me.....right there.....looking at ya like that. That's it, this is what you missed out
on Gisele, for a whole 6 hour flight, me going like that.
Gisele: Maybe I shouldn't sleep on flights then.
Conan: Yea, yea, yea...right. Exactly, so...
Gisele: No actually, that's what I do every time when I get in the plane, I just...that's
the only time I get to sleep.
Conan: It's the only time you sleep, so you put a blanket over your head?
Gisele: Yes, because I'm...I mean had times in my life when people came all the time like...hey...hey,
after I had my headphones in...
Conan: I did that for a while and you just ignored me. I was like, hey! I actually had
a stick and I was poking you for a while.
Gisele: I didn't feel it actually.
Conan: Yea, oh well...ya know, it wasn't...
Gisele: You're gentle, you're gentle then.
Conan: Yes I was, ammmm....now ahh...I wanna ask you about your home country, Brazil.
Gisele:...is the best country in the world.
Conan: It's the best country in the world?
Gisele: Yes, I think so.
Conan: I have to say, there's one thing I...I don't know. I was in Brazil once when I was...ahh...very
young. I don't have good...I'm very pale, so they keep me under an umbrella the whole
time. Amm...but but...in Brazil when I see all the footage, it seems like people, the
women are wearing bikinis ALL the time. Is that true in Brazil, not just on the beach,
but you go to a bank and the teller's in a bikini? Is that true? Bikinis all the time?
Gisele: Amm...no no, that's not true actually. Because Brazil is a country that is hot most
of the time during the whole year, pretty much, like 10 months out of the year we have
like...amazing weather. So people do wear less clothes and they're very comfortable
with their sexuality. And ammm....so yea, they wear bathing suits a lot, but not in
the...in the bank, no. I mean in the beach, ya know and...stuff like that. There are some
hot women in Brazil.
Conan: YES, there are! And ahh...and..and..and..it's good that they're very comfortable. Do you
find that the....in America, we're uptight about our bodies? I know I'm uptight about
my body, but I have reason to be.
Gisele: No, come on!
Conan: True story, you don't wanna see what's going on' in...ammm...well ok, if you insist...ahhh...no,
but..but..but do you find that in America, they're are more uptight about their bodies?
Gisele: I think...I think you know, every country is very different, like I got to travel
a lot and see a lot of different countries, and people act very different. I think in
Brazil, especially, just because of the weather I think, really. I don't think anything else.
I think it's just really hot and people are very comfortable with themselves, and they
just like to...
Conan: Right.
Gisele: Feel free, ya know!
Conan: Right, I like it. I like it a lot.
Gisele: It's very nice. If I was a man, I would like that too.
Conan: I wanna...I wanna...ahh...I wanna ask you about ahh...my home town, Boston. You
went to Boston not too long ago.
Gisele: That's your home town?
Conan: Yea, and you went to a Redsocks game, and you threw out the first pitch? What was
that like?
Gisele: Yes, I did a home run with my throw.
Conan: Wow, that's very hard to do Gisele.
Gisele: No, I know. It's amazing. I should be hired, I should change business. No, I
was terrible...
Conan: A home run? You mean you threw it too far?
Gisele: Yes, because I was so like...I have never watched a baseball game in my entire
life. I have no idea, anything about baseball. It seems very confused to me, that all these
people are running around...I mean I dunno what they...
Conan: Well, they're not going like...they're not going...well actually some Redsocks do
run around like that.
Gisele: I dunno where they're going...seriously, so I got there and the guy was like, ok you
have to throw, no matter what you do, do not throw it to the ground, because that's terrible.
Conan: That's considered bad if you don't make it to the guy...catching, yea.
Gisele: to the guy...then you're like a weak person. No way, I'm not weak, so I have to
like...concentrate. So when I got there, it was like 48, it was so cold, I was like...aagghhhh...and
then I got the ball, I was like...ok, can I throw it, should I throw it like...if I
throw it too light, it's gonna be disgusting, no? So I had to throw it really tall, and
then they guy couldn't catch it. He stretched and almost...
Conan: You threw it over his head?
Gisele: Yes, I threw it. That's why I said I hit the home run. It was outside.
Conan: Then you ran around the bases and ahh...
Gisele: I actually didn't run, I just...I just stand there like, frozen, like...aagghhh...take
me out of here, I'm freezing.
Conan: Did you watch the game then?
Gisele: No, I didn't, because I don't understand.
Conan: Ohh, you don't understand it?
Gisele: No.
Conan: That must have looked good when you threw out the pitch, waved to everybody, got
up and left.
Gisele: Yea, I had a hotdog before I leave though, because they have amazing hotdogs
in that...in that stadium.
Conan: They have good hotdogs.
Gisele: Yes.
Conan: Yea.
Gisele: What is the name of the hotdog again? There is a...that...
Conan: Fenway Franks
Gisele: Yes, this one, very good.
Conan: Yea, yea...I think do we...are we gonna get money from Fenway Franks now? We should
get money for that! You should get a piece of money for that.
Gisele: 20% for me, 30% for you.
Conan: Wait, how much do I get?
Gisele: Then we divide the rest for them.
Conan: Yea, we'll cut them in too. Ok, that'll make them happy. Yea, just try collecting
that too! Amm...and you're getting in to the...ahh...the acting business, I understand? You're gonna
be in a movie?
Gisele: Amm...I am gonna be in a movie, actually, it comes out in October. I am not an actress
though, I'm...amm...I've been in my business for 10 years, so to me...was like a fun thing.
They offered me the role, I was like, ya know, might be fun, something different to do. So
I'm gonna wait and see how it goes, if I like myself. If...if I don't think I'm good, ya
know, then I won't let all of you go through so much pain of seeing me again on the screen.
So I will give you a chance to watch...
Conan: That's very nice of you though, to say that you're...so you're able to watch
yourself and...and...and think...and be critical. You're allowed to be...
Gisele: I'm a very critical person...
Conan: Right.
Gisele:...espcially of myself. I'm very critical with myself, so yes, if I don't like it, then
you won't have to see me again, so don't worry. You won't have to like go over there and...ughhh....get
out of the screen, ya know...sometimes there is like actors, you're like...oh my god.
Conan: If only America...more Americans thought that way, that would be a good thing. They
don't feel that way. I don't have that. I'm not...I don't have that ability, I see myself
at night and I go "he's so pretty", "isn't he pretty?". So that's me.
Gisele: You do a great job though.
Conan: Amm...listen, I wanna thank you very much for being here. I also wanna thank you
very much for my...ahhh...sexy dad award. That was very nice of you.
Gisele: Awww...you're welcome.
Conan: Best of luck, please come back.
Gisele: Thank you.
Conan: Gisele Bundchen everybody!