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I'm calling the role.
Here. Here.
All is good. Don't count yourself!
You're not a prisoner.
Quiet, number 200,006,000.
Just how many convicts are there?
That's more than Japan's population.
Your mother has sent you a letter.
A letter from her?
I'll read it to you right now. Okay.
Dear Mikio. How are you doing?
Alright, I guess.
I am currently writing this letter while riding my bicycle.
How the hell do you do that? Is that even possible?
It must be the first time I'm writing a letter to you on a bike.
Make it the last time or you'll break your neck!
Whenever your friends call I cover the facts by telling them
you have committed a certain crime and are in a certain cell.
That's not vague enough.
Even a dumb *** would understand.
Have you gotten used to prison?
Well, I've adapted.
Did you make friends?
Where do you think I'm at? Elementary school?
How about a girlfriend?
Where do you think I'm at? High school?
I've heard that the food there smells funny.
Is it really bad? Like a sewer? Or a durian?
Come on, how gross is it?
Enough with the food! Who cares if the food smells.
Oh, yeah. Speaking of Curry rice.
You didn't mention that. What do you mean by curry rice?
Do you remember I used to make your favorite Curry?
Yeah, I sure do. That was the best home cooking.
I'll teach you how to make it so you can try it out.
I'm in a freekin' prison, mom. I can't make my own food.
All you have to do is warm the package up in hot water for 2 to 3 minutes.
It was pre-made?
My childhood's a lie.
P.S. It also tastes good with rice.
That's obvious.
I forgot to mention, I've recently started a part time job.
Hang in there, mom.
I can't tell you details but I get 50,000 yen per day.
That's definitely a shady job. You're in your 60's.
Why on earth would they hire you?
Promise me you won't tell the kids.
You're telling your son.
What kind of letter is this?
I bought the Internet with the money I earned.
The Internet is not for sale.
You probably bought a computer.
I'm currently posting on the trendy "tsutakata".
It's called "twitter", not "tsutakata".
My son's in prison LOL!
***. Are you crazy?
I remember when you were little, you said you wanted to be kamen-rider.
Yeah, he was a superhero.
I can't believe you're in your 30's now. Time has passed so fast.
Yeah. It sure has.
I wonder. Are you still following your dream?
It's changed already! What do you think I am, stupid?
You have to exercise regularly and stay in shape.
I'm ok. They make me run everyday.
Afterall you are grungy.
I'm pudgy. It's pudgy with a "P".
What do you mean by grungy? How stupid is she?
I hope you become a strong man like Hokuto Akira.
She is female. Hokuto Akira is female.
Sasaki Kensuke is better than her.
Mikio, you can start over life whenever you want.
Never give up.
Defecate yourself to a better life.
You mean "dedicate". Why would I defecate myself?
Because I'm grungy?
The reason why I was able to meet my life partner is that
I registered for online dating without giving up.
A dating website? That's embarrassing!
I can't wake up in the morning imagining if I had given up at that time.
You mean "Can't sleep at night"?
You should get up in the morning. at least at 5 a.m. like me.
Also, unless you send this letter to 5 people within a week,
this will bring you bad luck.
You're sending a chain letter to your kid? How stupid!
Take care of yourself just in case.
Why just in case?
Ramen is the most delicious this time of year.
Ramen is always delicious. All year round.
Always eat your rice.
You mean Ramen? Make up your mind.
Please let me know the date of your release by 'tsutakata'.
It's "twitter". I can't tweet.
P.S. I miss you and I'll be waiting for you honey.
Mom.
Love, mom. Closed bracket.
Where is the beginning of the brakcet?
I didn't notice the first one.
V.S.
Why are you fighting?
It's P.S. isn't it?
Your father will be joining you soon.
What did he do?