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[title music]
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
Wander, Wander, over, over
yonder, yonder
Wander yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
Wander, Wander, over, over
yonder, yonder
yonder Wander
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[evil laugh]
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
Wander, Wander, over, over
yonder, yonder
Wander yonder
[scatting]
Wander over yonder
[snoring, whistling]
1x07 - "The Little Guy"
[snoring, whistling]
[sighs]
What a view.
[alarm blaring]
Computer [over p.
A.
]:
Emergency briefing!
All watchdogs report to hall B.
Emergency briefing! Yes!
[screaming]
Guys! Wake up!
- [groans] Aw, come on, man.
- Shut up, Westley.
It's probably another drill.
This is not a drill!
Guys! Come on!
[watchdogs yawning]
Is Moose up?!
Somebody wake up Moose!
Wake up, Moose!
[groans]
Good one, Moose.
Westley: Come on, guys.
Let's keep it moving.
Rank and file.
Let [groans]
Uh, hey, does anybody have a stepstool?
Okay, yeah, that's prob
that's what I figured.
Watchdogs!
Our sensors just detected
two high-priority targets
on a nearby planetoid!
These two are number one
and number two on lord
Hater's "most hated" list.
They operate against everything
lord Hater stands for
all in the name of "having fun.
"
Fun.
[growling]
They're cunning, devious tricksters.
Shiftless, indolent,
and they don't shower very often.
They are enemies of the Hater empire,
and that makes them your enemies.
Enemies! [growls]
And even though, technically,
we are the bad guys,
these two are the real bad guys!
Bad guys!
[groans]
If we can stop these two,
there will finally be no one
to stop us from spreading fear
and hate throughout the entire universe!
[all chanting]
Hate's great! Best villain!
- Hate's great! Best villain!
- Westley: Best villain!
[chanting continues] Hate's great!
Best villain! Hate's great!
[chanting stops]
Best villain!
[groans]
[Westley groaning]
Guys! Guys! [groans]
[Westley yelling]
Wow! Wander and Sylvia!
Can you believe it?
What an exciting day!
[groaning]
[gun squeaks]
[grunting]
Oh, man, what if I captured them?
Can you imagine?
I bet I'd get to meet
lord Hater himself.
Yeah.
He'd probably give
you a medal or somethin'.
[watchdogs snickering]
A medal! My whole life
would be
complete.
Westley
you're the best-ley
it's the medal of evil
[watchdogs chanting]
Westley! Westley! Westley!
[dreamily] Wow
[screaming]
[groaning]
[screaming]
[groans]
[watchdogs chanting]
Hate's great! Best villain!
Hate's great! Best villain!
[Westley groaning]
[chanting continues]
[weakly] Hate's great.
Best villain.
[sighs]
- This is the life.
Huh, pal?
- Sure is,
although the weather
looks to be changin' soon.
[birds chirping]
[Wander strumming banjo]
[loud, rhythmic thudding]
Watchdogs!
[Wander scatting]
[all yelling]
Wait! Guys!
Lord Hater! Medal!
[panting]
[weapons zapping]
Boing boing?
[Wander shouting] Wah-hoo!
[all yelling]
[groaning]
Hey, guys! Don't worry!
I'm coming!
Oh, boy.
[sighs]
Okay.
Here we go.
Hate's great! Best villain!
[groans, yells]
[all groaning and murmuring]
Peepers: Are you kidding me?!
Of all the incompetent,
bungling, inept,
amateurish, bush-league
troops in the universe!
[Westley panting]
Wait! You forgot
[dejectedly] me.
Aw.
Look at him there,
all sad and helpless.
- Can we keep him? Please?
- What?! No way!
Wander, that ain't some lost critter.
That is a watchdog,
a trained killer, a
Commander Peepers!
Sir! This is private
Westley reporting in!
[garbled radio transmission]
No.
N-not Leslie.
Westley, with a "W," as in "Wander.
"
Anyway, you kind of, um, left me behind.
Could you come pick me up?
[garbled radio transmission]
No, sir.
I-I-I haven't
captured Wander and Sylvia.
That's not the only reason you'd come back
for me, right? [garbled radio transmission]
Well, maybe because I'm a
good soldier and you like me?
[Peepers laughing over radio]
So, uh, just to be totally clear,
I should n-not be expecting a pickup?
[Peepers laughing over radio]
[bird squawks]
[sighs]
- What's the plan?
- Just do what I do.
Oh, no! A watchdog!
How dreadful!
[sighs]
[flatly] I hope he does
not take us prisoner
and then use us to make
Hater come and rescue him.
That truly would be a dark
day for Wander and Sylvia.
Okay! Reach for the sky!
Commander Peepers, sir!
Private Westley reporting in!
Again! [garbled radio transmission]
Westley.
[garbled radio transmission]
We just talked, like, two minutes ago.
[garbled radio transmission]
Never mind.
I'm happy to report
that I've captured Wander and Sylvia.
[Peepers laughing over radio]
No, I'm serious.
I did.
I totally did.
They're my prisoners and everything.
[garbled radio transmission]
Floppy hat,
big, goofy grin, and a
dumpy, grumpy zbornak.
- "Dumpy"?
- Poor little fella.
He'd never make it out
here all by his lonesome,
especially with the
weather changing real soon.
[squeaks]
Weather?
What does weather have to do
Boop.
[whinnies]
Westley: Yes, sir.
I promise you I have them.
[garbled radio transmission]
Thank you, sir.
[garbled radio transmission]
Great.
I'll see you then.
Okay, prisoners.
We have
to meet lord Hater's ship
on the top of that
mountain tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow? There?!
He can't just fly to meet you right now?
He's very busy with
important appointments, okay?
Otherwise, he totally would.
[gun hums]
Now march!
Look, Hater's coming to get him.
He'll be fine on his own for one day.
Let's just get out of here.
I said, "march"!
[yelling]
Westley: I'm okay!
I-I actually just seem to be stuck
on the same branch! Just don't
You're still my prisoners, okay?!
[sighs]
I'll get the fishing pole.
Isn't this the most amazing
of amazing days, Westley, old pal?
[sighs]
I mean, look at this place!
Look at that crazy guy and
that thing.
[indistinct] all about.
Wander: Bet you don't get a
chance to see this kind of thing
- very much, do you, Wes?
- Westley: Stop!
[rapid electronic beeping]
[bats chittering]
[device buzzing]
[beeping]
[buzzing]
[beeping]
Oh, would you look at that!
Ya know, if we take
that path over there,
I bet we'd get to see
some incredible things.
Could be a lot of fun
[excited quavering]
[imitating retching]
[excited quavering]
[imitating retching]
I'm not here to have fun.
I'm here to capture my enemies,
a couple of real bad guys,
for lord Hater and also get a medal.
Besides, I don't need
your nature-loving wisdom.
I have the knowledge of the
Hater empire in my hands,
and it says we go left.
[birds chirping]
Left.
Remind me why we have to watch
out for this whack-a-doodle.
Hey, come on.
This isn't yours!
[groans]
[critter squeaking]
Nice try, nature!
Backup locator.
[monkey hooting]
Hater regulation 85
always carry an extra backup.
This one has a handy wrist strap.
[yelling]
[Westley groaning]
[groaning]
[groans]
Out of the way!
I'm not a doctor!
Pulse pulsing.
Heart yearning.
Blood pressure 2,000 over 13.
Eye, beautiful.
Reflexes flexing.
Step aside.
This man needs C.
P.
R.
!
Get off! I'm fine!
I don't need your help.
I was just having fun, is all.
But if you ask me, you could
use an attitude adjustment.
That's enough!
Now March!
We can't keep Hater waiting.
Ah! Ah!
This way.
[squeaking]
[sloshing] Huh?!
Aah! [yelling]
Aw.
My little bitty blaster.
Hey! Come on! Give it back!
[grunting]
[growls]
[gun hums]
Wah!
[Westley panting]
[gun hums]
Come on, Westley!
You can do it!
[whimpering]
Almost there, big guy.
- Aah
- Wander: Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, you're so close.
[quavering]
- Attaboy!
- Yay!
- Oh, good! You did it!
- All right!
- Yeah!
- You did it!
[gun hums]
[insects chirping]
Aw.
You know, he's
he's actually kinda
cute when he's not
[gun hums]
We made it!
Yes!
Sylvia: Westley, we should
probably stick to the trail.
Nope! Sorry!
I've had enough of your so-called fun.
[growling]
[roaring]
[Westley screams]
[roaring]
[Westley screaming]
[creature roaring]
[yelling]
[yelling continues]
[yelling]
[Wander and Sylvia laughing]
Huh?
- Ya-hoo!
- Huh?
[Wander and Sylvia laughing]
[Westley laughs]
Westley: Cliff! Cliff! Cliff!
[creature roaring]
Do that awesome jumpy thing.
- That'll stop him!
- "Stop"?
O-kay!
[brakes squealing]
[steam hisses]
Whoo!
That was amazing!
[splashing]
Hey, man, thanks for
leading me to this river.
The old fire-mane was flaring up again.
Happens whenever I get to thinking
about stuff that makes me all mad.
I just foom!
Then I'm all "rah!"
You know? [chuckling]
That or when I have too much dairy.
Well, see ya.
Wander: Well how about that?
Sometimes it turns out your enemy's
not such a bad guy after all.
No! You think I can't
tell what you're doing?
You're just being nice to me because
you want me to betray lord Hater.
He said you were cunning,
devious tricksters,
and he's right.
You are bad guys.
Well, tough bananas.
It's not gonna work.
"Tough bananas"?
Westley, we're helping you
'cause you're our friend.
- We like you.
Right, Sylvia?
- Huh? Oh, yeah!
Yeah, you're a pretty
okay guy, you know,
when you're asleep.
Oh, sure.
Everybody's friends.
You're my friends.
That
fire lion was my friend.
This giant cobra-bear is my friend.
[cobra-bear hissing]
- Not your friend.
- Uh-uh.
[hissing]
[roaring]
[snoring]
Sylvia: Thank goodness you
discovered that cobra-bear's weakness.
Wander: I know I can't keep
anything down when I'm being tickled.
Wha I don't
Huh?
Westley: I knew it.
They were just waiting
until I was asleep
so they could take my blaster
and do who knows what
kind of horrible things.
[growling]
[groans]
[yelling]
[gun hums]
[yelling]
[yelling]
[gun hums]
[yelling]
[gun hums]
[plucking]
[yelling]
[gun hums]
[Wander strumming banjo]
[gun hums]
[grunts]
[gun hums]
[stomach growling]
[loud slurping]
[gun hums]
Ahh.
[continues strumming]
[gun hums]
[stomach growling]
Oh.
Good.
So good.
Mmm.
[continues munching]
[slurping loudly]
[wind whistling]
You were right, buddy.
Weather's definitely changing.
[music]
[birds chirping]
[yawns]
Huh?
[sighs]
- What a view.
- Yeah.
- Mornin', pal?
- Mornin'.
[slurping]
[yelling]
This better be worth it, Peepers!
I had a brunch today!
I'm sorry, sir.
I just thought
it was worth checking out.
If he doesn't show up
with Wander and Sylvia
in five seconds, we're leaving!
Five Hater's awesome
four Hater's awesome
All right, little guy.
Enjoy your
life of evil and nefariousness.
It's been a blast,
but we are out of here.
Ya know, there's a view up ahead
that's about a gazillion
times nicer than this one.
Why don't you come with us?
Two Hater is awesome!
One Hater's awesome!
I'm sorry, sir! I knew he
wasn't watchdog material.
Peeper: I should never have
even sent him on this mission!
No.
I'm not coming with you.
You're coming with me!
[watchdogs chanting] Westley!
Westley! Westley! Westley!
Stupid, unpredictable weather.
Lord Hater: Private Westley,
today, you have made us all truly proud.
For your totally evil deed
of capturing Wander and Sylvia,
I am proud to present you
the official Hater Medal of evil!
It's the medal of evil
you deserve
No longer will Wander and Sylvia
be free to spread their dangerous,
fun-loving ways
throughout the galaxy!
Actually
[flatly]
Hate's great.
Best villain.
Hate's great, best villain
[all chanting] Westley!
Westley! Westley!
[chanting continues]
# Westley #
you're the best-ley
[snoring and whistling]
[snoring and whistling]
[alarm blaring]
Lord Hater! Wake up!
[groaning, mumbling indistinctly]
Peepers: There's been an
explosion on the prison level!
What?! W-what happened?
We're not sure.
I'm
having the security footage
from the past hour uploaded now.
Lord Hater: Oh, yes, that's very good.
A locked cell.
Nothing unusual here.
What?!
Wander and Sylvia escaped?!
Sound the alarm!
Oh, look, it's Westley!
Get 'em, Westley!
You got this, little guy!
Yeah! Uh, blast 'em, Westley!
Pew! Pew!
[beeping]
Westley, no!
Watch out! There's a bomb!
Lord Hater: No! Not Westley!
I'm gonna
[clears throat]
I'm gonna need a moment with this.
[sobbing]
Westley
[lord Hater clears throat]
Today we honor our bad friend Westley.
We did not know him long.
[whispering indistinctly]
three years.
We knew him several years.
And never before
had a watchdog displayed such
m-malice,
[voice breaking]
such contempt
such cruelty.
He single-handedly
captured my most hated enemies.
We
We may never know
what happened to him.
[choking up]
But we will
we will always [clears throat]
know [sobbing]
he truly wa
a bad guy!!!
[sobbing loudly]
Don't look at me!
[sobbing]
[door slams]
- You think we got away with it?
- Well, we're still sitting here, aren't we?
Of course it worked!
I've been studying Hater's ship.
All his cameras will see is me
getting sucked out into space
trying to stop you guys.
I'll probably be remembered as a hero
or something dumb like that.
Oh, Wander
over yonder
and check out this and that
if you Wander over yonder
best be sure to wear your hat
all the thing that you will see
and you certainly will be free
if you Wander over yonder,
just you and me Aah!
if the darkness comes a-creepin'
and you're feeling down
just Wander over yonder
and turn your life around
oh, Wander
over yonder
be sure to lend a hand
all your helpful
friendly good deeds
will spread across the land
all your helpful,
friendly good deeds
will spread across the land
Westley: # dooddley doot da doot doot #
Whoo! [song ends]
Westley, you were the best-ley
[lord Hater sobbing loudly]
our number-one watchdog
Westley, you were the best-ley
our number-one watchdog
Peepers: There, there, sir.
We're all gonna miss Westley.
Huh?! I'm upset because Wander
and Sylvia got away again!
Who's Westley?!
[lord Hater sobbing loudly]