Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Hello ladies and gentleman, Rowlo88 coming @ you live through the power of the internet,
welcome to the Rowlo88 show, today I want to do a pokemon rap for you guys, so without
much further ado, let's get it started:Pokemon! I wanted to be the very best, like no one
ever was, then I met up with Brock and misty and meowth we called the fuzz,
Pokemon! It wasn't long before I fought, brock inside
his gym, Pewter City was the town, where I knew I had to win,
Pokemon! He sends out geodude and I send squirtle,
thinking this will be easy, then he uses defense curl 3 times and I'm still so breezy,
POKEMON! I beat his geodude, I don't want to sound
rude, Pokemon, ooooooooohhh you're my best friend, Onix went in 2 hits he's dead, POKEMON!
I took that badge, and ran through the cave, Misty was up next, she sent out starmie and
staryu but we ended up having sex, POKEMON!
Then I got the third badge easy, From LT. Dan, his raichu had nothing on, my Diglett
from afghanistan, Pokemon!
4th badge, it's going quick, down to celadon, I used my growlithe's ember and, now Erikas
pokemon are gone, Pokemon!
5th badge now where was I? Fuchsia cites next, I beat Koga with my blastoise, as he flexed
his pecs, Pokemon!
6th badge, it's getting old, cinnabar island's a mile away, I beat Blaine easily, with my
water spray, I doused his fire type so fast, he had to lose his badge, that guy was easy
to beat, so I went and told his dad, Pokemon!
7th badge I beat sabrina, after hurricane katrina, she sent alakazam but I said BAM!
and his health dropped like a subpoena! Pokemon!
8th Badge was in viridian, I had to beat Giovanni, his Rhydon gave me trouble but, I beat him
like moscatti, Pokemon!
Good god this quest was long, I'm so damn glad it's over! YOU STILL HAVE TO BEAT THE
ELITE, 4 now get to moving rover!!! POKEMON!
God Damnit, I *** quit, keep my pokemon, if you need me, I will be, singing some different
songs, Pokemon!
A heart so true, the courage to pull it--- oh shut the hell up, Gary Oak wins, I quit...
damn poke mans...