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Babe, my birthday is coming up, and I know something that you can get me.
Oh yeah, what's that?
Beats by Dre...
Like Dr. Dre?
Yeah!
So by beats, do you mean music from him? Because I know you are not trying to make me get you
those expensive headphones.
Babe! I really want them!
Why? They are just like any other big headphones out there!
No they aren't I've heard they are more comfortable.
Why would headphones need to be comfortable.
Because sometimes when you wear headphones for a long period of time, your ears get really
sore because they aren't comfortable.
Babe, when are you going to wear your headphones for hours? I only see you wear them when you
play video games, or go running which is rare.
You never know! Maybe when I take a trip and am on an airplane for a long time.
Boy, you've never been on a plane in your life.
Babe! They have noise cancellation!
Oh! More girlfriend blockers huh? I got you that set for your video games and now I have
to throw something at you for you to respond when you're playing your dumb games!
Girlfriend blockers?
I know that's the only reason that you wanted those! Can't hear me complain about watching
America's Next Top Model anymore now can you?
Babe! Now this way, you can watch your shows and I can block it out.
Why can't I just get you other headphones? There are noise cancellation ones that are
comfortable enough to wear through a one hour episode.
Because these are all about style.
So you want them because they look good? Not because they are different than the others
that are less expensive?
Babe my ears need swag.
Your ears can just paint the cheaper ones I get you.
(looks upset...)..... that's not even possible!