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We've sent loyal bears out around glasgow,
However, as our forces are depleted, we have only covered the southside so far.
We've also sent men to Castle Grant, Monaco and the london office but there's been no sign of the title deeds.
Nae bother. Just get me Donald Findlay on the phone.
Bomber....Findlay...
Findlay released a statement saying no to newco.
He said he won't have a gun held to his head.
Anyone who has not threatened to cancel their sky, leave now.
(Orcs file out)
Is this a *** joke?
He's supposed to be one of us!
I've got the video on my phone of that *** singing the sash!!
Now he dares to walk away!
I'm Bomber ***' Brown!!
I can't do this all by my *** self.
I stood outside The Big Hoose and told ra bears that we'd starve them out.
Bomber, we couldn't muster enough troops for the cause.
The sun reported there were 5000 bears there, loyal to the cause.
Bomber, it was more like 200.
You're about as useful as these *** crayons!
Fannies, i've been out there recruiting our nine in a row heroes while you *** idiots have been robbing my tennent's super.
Now that *** green is holding me to ransom.
I told him to show me the title deeds to the Big Hoose, he threatened to turn my beloved club to dust!
And there's not a *** thing i can do about it.
Don't even get me *** started on celtic.
We are the rangers. We are the *** people, but we don't even have a european cup.
Taigs, now they are going to go on and win 10 in a row while we play in a public park.
We'll have to use our jumpers for *** goalposts.
They keep on kicking us while we're down.
This is getting too much to take...
I mean, i'm just one pish-stained alcy trying to make a difference in the world.
Dont worry, we'll join the EPL.
They're all walking away
Even whittaker says there's no history now...
...and it's true.
Bears, it's over.
Let's go back to spinning rumours about Juninho's EBT and rigged attendance figures.
Where is the buckfast?
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