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Jimmy, thanks. It's a pleasure being here. I love your show.
Hey, signs you're getting older, here we go. First sign you're getting old you prefer hats
to prevent you from being cold rather than from avoiding you from looking cool.
Although when it comes to hats hipsters have it all. By ironically wearing those hats you
get to both feel warm and look cool.
Another sign you're getting older, you're not worried about scary looking men on the
street, but you are? worried about teenagers.
The next sign that you're gettin older, your health insurance has started paying off, because
you know when you're younger you never use it.
When you're older, suddenly you start going to the doctor and using the insurance, and
putting it to the test
Careful though. Hopefully you have a skill at work and you aren't just there because
the boss hired younger and you helped keep the insurance premium down for everyone else.
Ok OK let's do a quick one, when you're younger you turn down the lights to set the mood,
right? But as you get older you turn down the lights for purely economic reasons.
OK, last sign you're getting older, you have hair all over your body, the only place without
hair is your head.
OK, so that was too easy, one more, last sign you're getting older is you don't leave the
house without a hat.
Whether covering your bald spot, keeping warm, looking ironic, Whatever the reason may be.
Hat wearing percentages steadily rise with age
Hey you've been great, good night.
That's the show. See you in 20 12.