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I'm home!
Hi Honey! Welcome home!
Yes, well, this is not our home anymore. We have to move out.
Oh... We were just going to eat breakfast.
Can I dish up already?
I'm not allowed within fifty feet of our neighbor. Court order.
Mister Lemming! Your plea for the death penalty in this case is a somewhat unrealistic.
Oh?
Mainly because you are the defendant.
Gnaaaaaaaaa...
The court orders: You are not allowed to come within 50 feet of Mr...
... DEATH for the remainder of your lifetime.
LIFETIME?!
Order! Order in the court!
Finally! The nightmare is at an end.
What do you mean lifetime?!
This is a nightmare.
What is?
You've been lending the dinosaur in the time machine our things again!
Just some toilet paper.
Because I had to go.
Yeah. AND the toilet!
I'm going as we speak. Gnnnnnnnnnn...
Yeah, looking back that probably wasn't such a brilliant idea.
I want our toilet back! I need it... badly!
What's in there? What's in there? What's in there?
I ate the last piece of cake for breakfast.
That was MY piece of cake! I wanted to eat it.
Then why was it on my nightstand a note saying "Enjoy" written across it?
Looking back that probably wasn't such a brilliant idea.
Looking back... Looking back...
It's not like we can just turn back time to get our things back.
TIME FORWARDS BACKWARDS
Whoopsy!
What?!
Are we finished with breakfast?
Oh, this is breakfast? I wasn't sure why we were sitting at the table .
Yes, this is our breakfast.
Doesn't look like breakfast.
Because we don't have any food.
Yes. Mainly because we don't have any food.
Or plates.
We don't even have a table. This is all just snow!
We don't have ANYTHING!
Because everything here is snowed in! Didn't we have a complete set of furniture?
Maybe. Weren't there three of us?
Even the frozen dinosaur has more than we do.
Today even has a toilet.
And toilet paper!
Didn't we use to have a toilet?
I say we take HIS toilet!
And toilet paper!
Let's get the ice destruction machine...
Good morning, neighbor!
Mister Riebmann, how often do I have to tell you should not wake me up?!
I didn't wake you up! That was my rooster! You’re always mistaking me for my rooster!
I have never mistaken you for your... I didn't even know you had a rooster!
Yes! Of course! Don’t you remember?! The rooster you keep mistaking me for!
I can't take it anymore! It's bad enough that you live in my wall, Mister Riebmann!
And now, I'm going back to sleep! And get that rooster out of my wall!
Hello Poodle! I’m home!
Hello Death! How was your day in court?
Quiet well. I cried and our neighbor has to move away. What are we having for breakfast?
Death-Flakes. We still have more than enough of them, because "someone" didn't want to believe that the flavor "Cadaver" wouldn't sell.
Stop with the grimacing.
Oh, I just can't stay mad at you when you smile so cute. Did you get the milk...
Um...
Who is that?
Hello. I just hanged myself and then a bear ate my arm. How about that? Haha!
How often have I told you, not to bring work home with you.
I didn't have any time to bring him away. Because of my day in court.
Mh. I imagined life after death a little different.
This is life WITH Death.
Could you please bring him away before we eat breakfast?
Well alright. Come on! I'll bring you into the light at the end of the tunnel.
Hooray!
Don't forget the milk!
Ah. This is it! Our new home.
Quasi.
Quasi?
Well, we do not own the house yet. I still have to buy it.
It looks kind of... safe... around here.
Oh nonsense! In this area happen to be wild hungry bears.
This one here just has mouth full. You just wait until he swallows. You'll see what happens then!
Soooon...
Soooon...
Soooon...
Well then, the owner of the house is surely waiting for us. Let me do the talking.
Hello. We're the Lemming Family. We're answering the Real Estate ad for your house.
We'll just take a seat.
What a lovely home. It looks so... safe.
You might be interested in what we do for a living. I work for an insurance company and my wife is a housewife.
I also had an occupation before.
Well, housewife is a "real" occupation, right? Haha.
And you certainly are an insectologist. I noticed that immediately...
Because of the flies!
This is the plan:
We'll turn back the time on the time machine!
When the time runs backwards, the dinosaur will do everything backwards as well and he'll give us our toilet back.
Good plan!
Hello? Can somebody help me? I dropped the toilet paper and my arms aren't long enough to reach it.
Unfortunately, there is a "small" problem.
What?! What?! What?!
When the time machine runs backwards, the electricity will run back into the plug-in.
And that could result in a "small" power outage.
So what?! I have to go! Now!
Hey, why is everything suddenly moving soooo faaaaaaaaaast?
Mhhh?
The ice destruction machine is off.
What are we gonna do now?
We could lick the ice away!
Let's not. You know what happened last ti...
Oh yeah.
What's this rooster doing in my house?
You told me to get him "out of the wall"!
Now I only have chickens! And cows! And geese! And pigs! And sheep! And horses!
And an unfortunate genetic mix from all of them together.
Oh, the pain... Kill me!
Not now.
Wait! Wait! Are you telling me you're doing agriculture in my wall?
WALLiculture! From now on you'll get your breakfast fresh and healthy from Farmer Riebmann!
Well thank you, but I get my breakfast from my refrigerator.
Like what?!
Cornflakes with milk from happy cows and..
You think so!
Your breakfast has pesticides and milk from sad cows!
My cows aren't sad because I tell them jokes!
I'm a little bit sad.
Well then here's a joke:
Mister farmer does your cow smoke? No? Then your barn is burning.
Hahaha! I get it. Barn is burning... Good one. See you at milking time!
See you at milking time!
I'm back!
Yoohoo!
Why did you bring him back with you?
The light at the end of the tunnel is out.
I'm not going in there without a light. I'm scared of the dark.
What's the tunnel doing in our living room?
I brought it with me because the light is out. And there wasn't an electrician nearby.
I'm an electrician, but I'm also left handed.
And I also forgot the milk.
He's very quiet.
Maybe he's shy.
Not a chance! Did you see his eyes? Not a blink! Pure determination! He is trying to pressure me!
But he’s picking on the wrong man! No one hard sells Mr. Lemming!
I just need someone to pep up my courage bit.
And I know just the person from who it would mean the most.
Ahh, Honey. Of course you...
From Death!
Whaaaat?!
It's best I call him right now.
Aren't we moving right now, because you should leave him alone?
Oh, that ONE time...
It must be a power outage. Let’s take a look. Here! You hold the flashlight.
I see a light at the end of the Poodle!
Hehe... Stop pointing the light at me there.
Hello? Hellooooo?
Who is there? I have terrible reception. I'm in a tunnel. Hello?
Is the line dead again?
Why does that always happen when I'm on a call?
I gotta go.
What? Where?
He hung up! But why?!
Look, honey! A bread cutting machine!
Big enough to be able to put your head through.
Must be a power outage.
Your milk must have spoiled, because the refrigerator is off! It must be a power outage!
But it's only been 5 minutes!
But who needs electricity on a farm?!
Here you go! Breakfast!
This is not breakfast! This is mush!
Homemade cornflakes from my own field and milk fresh from the utter! Do you want some eggs?!
No. I don't want any...
There are feathers on some of them and some chicken crap!
These chickens! Don't take it too exact with hygiene, what? I'll make a note of that!
For the chickens... Buy wet toilet paper...
Enjoy Your breakfast! I'm going to harvest corn now!
With my tractor!
Your whaaaaaaat?!
When I have harvested the corn I'll shove you fresh cornflakes through the plug-in every morning!
I don't want any corn flakes that have been stuck through the plug-in!
I want you to get rid of the farm! And anyways...
How do you plan to get all the corn out of the wall?!
You’re right!
What?
I can't even get THAT much corn out of the wall!
Thank God, you're getting reasonable.
I'm going to go buy some milk and when I get back this will all hopefully be over and done with.
How much longer will it take? Can’t this go faster?
One moment.
Finished!
Hooray! Hahahahaha!
Bhe boilet id con.
And the toilet is gone.
Thyats wab I yust saib.
I have no idea what you're saying. But if the toilet is gone, we don't need this thing anymore.
Ouch!
What was that?
What's going on here?
I'm slashing and burning!
You said I should get rid of the corn!
What?! No! I didn't mean slash and burn!
I HAVE TO slash and burn otherwise I'll be stuck with all this corn!
You really have no idea about agriculture!
WALLiculture!
Mister Riebmann, the animals!
Yeah, looking back that wasn't such a brilliant idea! Remember the joke about the smoking cow?!
Barn is burning... Hahahaha!
Mr. Riebmann, do something! The animals are burning!
The animals are burning... The animals are burning... You're always thinking about burning animals!
Burning animals here! Burning animals there! You are totally fixated! Right now I have completely different problems!
What's that?!
POPCORN!
... I'm hanging in the air and I can't breathe anymore then it hits me I still have an appointment to sell my house.
I'm baaaack!
Well finally! Where were you?
Getting milk.
Who is this now?!
This is a bear who choked on an arm.
And a burnt out farm.
No, I did not! For the Heimlich maneuver you need two arms!
Eat your Death flakes.
The milk is burning.
It's from me!
And now we can get down to business. I take it this is the sales contract?
"... and that is why I have decided to take my life... mm mm hmmmm... Goodbye you cruel world... mh mh hmmm...“
I take it this is a standard sales contract. I'm going to write down a number and you tell me what you think about it.
If you happen to find my offer agreeable, you can just sign...
What the... He put a zero at the end of my offer! Now it's 10 times as much!
Cooooould you lend me a toilet?
So time is running the right way again. And we have electricity.
Good, then I can finally go.
Have fun!
Oh.
Wait! You forgot the toilet paper!
Oh no! The things we lent are still moving backwards in time!
Oh no! Whaaaaaaaaaat?!
I just had a VERY terrifying toilet experience!
Hurray! The last piece of cake!
Can you lend me that last piece of cake?
Of course.
You are really strong.
Can someone help me out of here?
Finally! I got snowed in yesterday. Didn't you notice I wasn't there?
Didn't you notice I wasn't there? Do you even know who I happen to be?!
Erwin!
Your brother!
What were you doing with the ice destruction machine?
We wanted the toilet from the dinosaur.
Begauf we gon't hab ong.
But now it’s gone!
Of course we have a toilet! I've been sitting on it since yesterday!
You are really strong.
Lunchtime.
Lunchtime!
Gunchgime!
I wouldn't eat that popcorn. There's chicken crap on it. These chickens! Don't take it too exact with hygie...
I KNOW!
10 times as much! That's exorbitant!
10 times as much is too much!
My god, everything here is so... safe!
Terrible.
There you have my signature! I gotta admit, the fire-surprise really worked.
Could you take a picture of this joyous occasion? Family Lemming in their new house. Yeah? Great!
Everyone come here and sit on the couch.
Oh! Here is the box I left in the hall.
Haha! The furniture wants to be in the photo, too.
Why does this stupid light have to even be on?
Dead people are fascinated by light. I don't know why. That’s just the way it is. Look.
Wait a minute. If the light on in the refrigerator works... then we have electricity again. Which means...
We can watch TV! Hooray, we can watch TV!
That means, more importantly, the light at the end of the tunnel is working again!
TV!
And now?
You just enter the tunnel and go toward the light.
And after that?
I'm just Death. I don't know what comes after me.
Truthfully: It must be better than this.
Well OK. If you say so.
Goodbye, Man! Goodbye, Bear!
Goodbye, Cow! Goodbye, Sheep!
Goodbye, Pig! Goodbye, Chicken!
Goodbye, Second Chicken! Goodbye, Third Chicken! Goodbye, Fourth Chicken! Goodbye, Fifth Chicken!
Goodbye, Horse! Goodbye, unfortunate genetic mix from all of them together!
Oh! The light at the end of the tunnel!
It's so beautiful. I want to touch it...
I lied. After me there's nothing.