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hey it's Tom
and you're watching the Tom Cote show...
today we're gonna talk about baldness...
have you ever wondered why bald guys look so dumb?
ummm....what was i doing?
I used to wonder that myself. Okay, I'm all for honesty here so let's be honest.
When you guys see a bald guy what's the first thing you think?
You think....what a dumb bald guy! Of course you do!
and there's a good reason for that. Everyone has hair follicles we all know that.
But most of you don't know that underneath the hair follicles....they tie into...
The brain follicles! Just look at this graph...
so if you take a close look at this illustration..
you will notice the hair follicles....
what most people don't know is that the hairs are connected underneath the scalp
to the brain follicles...
now the brain follicles hold up your brain to prevent brain shrinkage
so if you don't have any hair like this dumb guy
there could be significant brain shrinkage. The brain can actually shrink
to the size of a walnut...... or in really bad cases....an acorn...
why do you think women are so smart? Look!
See? That is some serious brain follicles...
a woman's brain is so big that it almost leaks out of the scalp
Haven't you guys ever noticed how a woman reacts to a good-looking guy with
a lot of hair.....watch!
ohhhhh look at that guy.....look at his hair....
He's so hot....
he must have mega brain follicles...
now watch the way that
the very same woman reacts to me. Hey Renae what's up girl
oh....hey Tom.....
not too much....everything's going well
this poor guy
no hair
no brain follicles....
his brain must be the size of an acorn!
I don't know if I've ever told you this Renae....
but i love beef jerky and bacon...
yep....an acorn.....
absolutely no brain follicles..
sometimes the truth just smacks you right in the bald head.
It's not your hair follicles fault...that you're dumb....
It's your brain follicles
that's all i got