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So what's better? Less of Tony King is Funny or more of Tony King is Funny?
MOOOORE!! Why?
He loves to play. He's funny.
He loves to play. He's funny.
He loves to play. He's funny.
He loves to play. He's funny.
He loves to play. He's funny.
He loves to play. He's funny.
So I guess you want more?
YES!
Look she was over there she was like "Yes...Yes.."
We are here! Inc. Whats up man? What's happening bro?
We are back. We are back!
Yes. From our...We are back..
I didn't know we went anywhere., but we...Oh we went somewhere.
But we are back. Welcome out "TONY KING IS FUNNY!
Look she is saying like we are in church. Yeah I heard her.
Praise Him. Touch your neighbor and say "neighbor."
This is not really church. Even though Incredible does look like he at a
church podium right. Turn your books to the book of Ezekiel.
church podium right. Turn your books to the book of Ezekiel.
Anyway we welcome you out. A lot has been
Anyway we welcome you out. A lot has been
been going on in the news and who can not feel good about Charles
Ramsey. You have seen that, right?
They guy who saved all the white girls?
You know. The white girls.
You know Charles Ramsey.
Running into the black man's arms. You know what it is.
You know he even has a song now.
That is the dead give away look.
Whenever somebody is lying to you from now on, don't sit there and question them.
Just give them the dead giveaway look. You know what it is.
Somebody owe you money. "He man. I'm gonna pay you on Friday."
Incredible. I'm gonna pay you on Friday.
Sticking with heroes. I was reading that in Charlotte, a man tried to rob a Smoothie King
with no weapon.
How hard must you be to rob a Smoothie King with ya fists.
He must know something we don't know.
And once the workers realized he didn't have a weapon, they jumped on him and chased him out.
You can tell they are white. They must their job.
Cause I ain't fight no Smoothie King.
Matter of fact, if the robber would have ran in while I was working there,
not only would I have given him all the cash,
I would have punched his frequent smoothie card so he could have got a free smoothie at the next Smoothie King he robbed.
I love smoothies, but I ain't fighting for them It's called the Smoothie King.
Not the Tony King. I'll barely fight for Delores King and thats my mama!
Anyway I was also reading that in Fargo, ND
a man stabbed another man because he refused to switch positions during a *** act
between him and another woman during a threesome.
In Fargo, ND. When threesomes go wrong.
A few questions popped in my head when I saw this article and one is...
they got black people in North Dakota? That was the first question I was gonna ask.
Its called Fargo North Dakota.
That's where white people go far to get away from black folks.
Then two, the news called it a threesome. Two men and a lady.
That is incorrect. That is not a threesome. Where I come from that is a train.
And that's a big difference.
He stabbed him because he didn't want to change. He didn't want to share.
They done messed up the church's money.
Now, Incredible, we are friends.
And if we ever...we won't. But if we ever...but we won't...but if we ever...
I got first! I got shotgun. I'm calling shotgun out of the gate.
Now, Tony. I gotta go first. I'm the opening act, I don't last long.
I just warm up. Me neither...
Tonight we have an awesome show for you.
Crowd make some noise.
Featured in XXL, Billboard Magazine and CNN, we have the One Man Army himself, Dee-1 in the building tonight.
But up next we have from hit movies such as Red and Contraband and Woman thou Art Loosed,
we have none other than Miss Jaqueline Fleming.
You don't want to miss it. Its all coming up right here.
TONY KING IS FUNNY! Keep it locked.
Yes. Welcome back.
Tony King is Funny. The livest late night party. We got the livest audience.
You know what. Give it up for yourselves.
We got one thug in here, he didn't want to scream for real cause
he didn't want to let his soft side out.
He was like "Yeah!"
Incredible I am mad at you man.
You didn't tell me I was fat.
Ummm...You're not a real friend.
It ain't my place.
You know you are big when everybody trying to sell you weight loss products I done got hit with Noni Juice.
Wraps. I done wrapped myself like foil for about 3 days ain't loss not 1 pound.
But its ok. But I'm getting back on the fitness thing so...I want everyone to join me so because of that
everybody in our live studio audience has a 2 week free pass to Bally Total Fitness - give it up for yourselves!
It ain't quite Oprah, but we are trying.
Anyway. You've seen our next guest in major blockbusters like
Contraband and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and coming up this fall she
will be starring in the Sci-Fi action movie, "Berring Sea Beast" ladies and gentlemen
Give it up for Jaqueline Fleming.
Y'all make some noise.
I almost want to do that again.
What ya think Incredible? She can start tonight if she want to. Start tonight if you want to.
How are you doing Jaqueline. What's going on?
Oh I feel amazing I'm so excited to be here. Baton Rouge.
The film industry has been going crazy down there and you've you had the opportunity.
You've been racking up. "To God be the Glory" You better praise him.
Touch ya neighbor! Yes.
And this is the funny thing about it, I actually remember going to the movies and
and watching "Contraband" and saying "Yo! Thats Jaq!" and everybody in the theatre was like "SHHHH!!!"
How must that feel to be in major blockbuster productions like that?
Its such a blessing because there are so many people that want to do this that
whenever I book a job I am so grateful. i am extremely grateful
You have hundreds of people that are going out to audition for the same role
so when you get it, its a really amazing feeling.
Now you've grown, and this is funny, I met you some years ago
you don't remember, of course you are going to say you do...I Do I Do...
for the show she does. And to see where you've gone from now
to coming up this fall starring. That is a big big deal. Tell us a little bit about the movie
thats coming. Ok I am in a film called "Berring Sea Beast."
And it sounds like what it is. I play marine biologists
and we are being hunted by sea vampires on the water.
And so...its crazy. Its a lot of fun
a great cast and I get to do my own stunts. When you say "Berring Sea Beast" that sound like
a chick I met in the club. She is a sea beast.
You have the upcoming movie. You are doing your own stunts. "Woman Thou Art Loosed"
I was really excited to see you in that. Thank you. It was amazing. I love TD Jakes.
I love what he represents. And to be able to work on one of his films
was a really awesome experience. You better say you love TD Jakes. You can't
go to heaven unless you do. But the whole cast, from the director, the entire
cast, everyone. It was just an amazing amazing film.
Now Jaq before we keep it moving now.
You did your own stunts in the upcoming movie, which you can catch on the Sci-Fi
channel coming up this fall, yeah in September. "Berring Sea Beast."
Ok. Action? Yes. Its your first time doing that? First time doing stunts.
Now as you an actor. You gonna have to continue and not have stunt doubles. We are gonna play
a little game now. Ok. I love games. you did your own action stunts.
But would you do a sex scene with these actors. Because you've done some major
major productions with such people like Mark Wahlberg and
Terrance Howard, people who people consider "Hollywood Beefcakes"
so I'm gonna show a picture, Im gonna show a picture
and you're gonna tell me would you do your own stunts with this sex scene. Ok?
ok. First pic. Lets go. Would you do
your own sex scene.I used to be on tour with him
oh wow. Is that a yes? Ugh. No.
Would you do your own sex scenes?
Ugh...
ugh...Can I pass?
Physical Challenge? Ok
Number 3. Would you do your own sex scenes. Its me.
Umm...
I don't know. How much money is involved?
Thats bad. Thats bad
when a woman says "how much money is involved when its you!"
She didn't even say that with Rick Ross. He is at least two cup sizes bigger than me.
Anyway, you can catch Jaqueline in the upcoming Sci-Fi Action Movie "Berring Sea Beast"
Stick around, you don't want to miss it. We have the
One man army himself coming in to talk to us as well as we will talk about peanuts
and how they effect you. Keep it locked right here, the livest late night
audience make some noise...
Who's your favorite comedian?
Tony King!...Kevin Hart
Go home man...
Welcome back. the livest late night party, make some noise audience.
ONE OF THE MOST COMMON
ALLERGIES IN OUR COUNTRY IS AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO PEANUTS. BUT THE IRONIC THING ABOUT
IT IS, MOST OF OUR FOOD IS COOKED IN PEANUT OIL.
SO, SINCE WE DON'T WANT YOU BREAKING OUT, WE TOOK TO THE STREETS TO SEE WHAT YOU'VE EATEN
TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T HAD NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH.
1 of the most common allergies is an allergic reaction
to nuts. but the funny thing about it is, that is one of the most common thing used
to cook with so what we are asking is, have you had nuts in your mouth lately?
Have you had nuts in your mouth lately? None that I am aware of. Well
you still have a chance later on to get some nuts. We will see. Hopefully.
If your lucky.
light nuts? dark nuts?
sometimes you can have nuts in your mouth and don't know you have nuts in your mouth.
black nuts. All nuts
What have you eaten today? Almond Butter. Was it good? Oh yeah. Tasty? Oh yeah. Salty?
oh yeah. If I went down the street and got some
more would you let me put my nuts in your mouth?
I don't think my husband would like that. Oh no. You better only put his nuts in your mouth.
those are some cool leggins.
Man that is one bad mustache.
You know nuts are the fastest quickest way to get protein. I'm saying it right now.
If you don't want to eat nuts for protein
you are a selfish person. And if you don't eat the nuts, guess what?
There will be somebody else that person can get with thats gonna eat a whole lot of nuts
to get that protein. Throw a couple nuts in your mouth. You know hit the road. You straight.
The last thing a husband wants to see is another man go buy some nuts and put
them in his wife's mouth.
You want some?
Did you see him? He was like...Mouth wide open...
Look I got scared. I was like no I don't want to get you no nuts man.
Anyway our next guest has been all of the country touring and has performed with artists such as
WAYNE, DRAKE, AND HAS BEEN FEATURED IN BILLBOARD MAGAZINE AND MTV, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DEE-1.
welcome Dee-1. Make some noise.
Its a true pleasure to have you on the show man. Actually
Dee and I go some years back. Now we go way back. We go way back.
Really he can say he "Started from the bottom." Its been a long
grind. Its good to see you doing your thing. I was watching MTV, I was like "Yo, thats D!"
You are doing it. You saw when I started off as an intern
yeah. Just at a radio station. Yeah and I
really didn't want to work at the radio station. None of us did. Ok Ok.
My goal was just to intern there and get cool with the people and you know the powers that be
and look at that. I'm cool with everybody and it worked out cause I don't have a job
there. I have a job working for myself being a fulltime artist. Doing what I want to do.
None of us have a job there anymore. Exactly. They forced me not to
have one. But its ok. Its all good. Now you have you been doing your thing.
you're just coming off tour. You've been all over the country. Tell us about it. Man yes sir. man God has really blessed me.
Awesome. You better touch ya neighbor. I promise ya, I promise ya...
Like for real. I just came off of a 52 city tour with my man Maclemore. Yup
Who is out of Seattle and then the
day I came off of that I got a call to go on the "Black College Tour." Wow
Just come off the "Black College Tour" as well. man. Its cool because I get to
come back home and share all these experiences with my people and its cool
cause a lot times people at home don't even really be in touch with how much stuff is
really popping off for me right now, but thats cool because I like to still be able to walk in the mall
go to McDonald's without all of the fanfare. Now the cool thing about is
all of the attention, you've been getting Billboard, MTV, all of that
its only so long you can operate independently be majors
start getting attention. I know its coming.
I don't remember when it started but I remember the first time I got a call
from a major and how excited I was
I was about to sign like 2 years ago but I God didn't have that in his plans because
one thing led to another and president of the label got fired
like a week before I signed, so that happened kinda broke my heart
Last year same thing was about to
happen and it didn't wind up working out and
this go round, my name been still hot and people are like "he is not going anywhere."
but up so we might as reach out to him. And the beautiful part is the people
who are reaching out and want to sign me right now, they want it for exactly the type of music
I do, which is , Listen I have a message in my music, I am a God-fearing
man. You don't hear no cursing or nothing in my music, and I ain't gonna change for nobody.
Now you gotta give it up for that. That really is big.
You have the new album coming soon. Psalm of David-II.
June 18th which is gonna be a ***. We already know.
Now you are gonna hit the stage. You are still bringing the heat
You are gonna hit the stage coming soon. Yes sir.
You gotta stick around. Keep it locked right here we have a live performance with none other than Dee-1
the "One man Army" right here don't go no where. TONY KING IS FUNNY! Oh Yeah...
Performing the hit song "3's up" off of the Psalms of David
CD, give it up, ladies and gentlemen, Dee-1! Make some noise!
Ladies and gentlemen.
When you see me with these 3's up, it does not mean I am in a gang.
I'm not a blood y'all, I'm not a crip. But these 3's up right here
represent be real, be righteous, be relevant.
and everything you do. Alright. Check it out.
Now when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Now when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
I live it more than I talk it, walk it more than I bark itStanding for something real so
I made myself a targetYelling "I HOPE THEY HEAR ME!!!", well, I think they heard us
From those who flip burgers to the white-collar rich burglarsI got a purpose, it got
the enemy nervousBut God gave me the stage, it's a must that I flourish
Giving 'em courage even when they discouragedMe no feed 'em lies, feed 'em
brain food- get 'em nourishedIt tastes so good, this go from my hood to yo' hood
I'm up to greatness I'm up to no goodI coulda been rich,
but that's another storyI'm tryna do it in a way to bring my mother glory
and bring my father honorThey call me Jeffrey Dahmer, eating wack rappers alive,
I'm the hip hop piranhaAnd when I say wack, I don't mean your
rhymes wackI mean your content sucks, I can't co-sign thatLook at these mean mugs
Look at these mean mugsMan everytime I come around everybody got these mean mugs
I be like "What's up with these mean mugs?"They be like "Dee, why smile?
Man, you know how long it's been since I seen love?"10% of people live the life they
dreamed ofThe other 90 make the best with what they got
I don't focus on the not the negative or the noI just focus on the top,
I gotta get itLet's goNow when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Now when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevantYo, see what I taught him in 6th grade
it set in by the 7thHe applied it by 8th so he was mature as a freshman
Then sophomore year he kinda got off trackHis family problems had me thinking
'bout adopting that catBut I didn't cuz I was going through some things of my own
I was inconsistent and we lost touch before longLook, then two years later
man I tell you no lieI was walking on Canal when I ran into my guy
The teardrops under his eyes brought teardrops to my eyesThe teardrops under his eyes brought teardrops to my eyes
lookI took my hands and tried to wipe 'em away
He said "Nah big brother, them there here to stay"
Hey, what you expect when you neglect an adolescentThat's already a wreck from Compton to Quebec
We got the tender lives of these youngsters in our handsAnd I know that I done dropped the ball before, man
Now when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Now when you see them 3's up you know what they represent
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant Be real, be righteous, be relevant
My name is Dee-1 ladies and gentlemen. I thank y'all. Make sure you get Psalms of David
volume II dropping June 18th
and when you say them 3's up, you know what it is be real
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant Be real, be righteous, be relevant Be real, be righteous, be relevant
Be real, be righteous, be relevant
SINCE THE GROWTH OF THE SHOW,
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF HANGING WITH WHITE PEOPLE MORE THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE WHICH IS COOL.
I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF MY NEW WHITE FRIENDS. BUT SINCE HANGING WITH THEM, I HAVE COME
TO FIND OUT THERE THAT THERE ARE SOME THING THAT WHITE PEOPLE LOVE, WHICH BRINGS US TO TODAY'S TOP 5.
THE TOP 5 THINGS WHITE PEOPLE LOVE.
COMING IN AT NUMBER 5. FLIP FLOPS.
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN IT. NO MATTER THE WEATHER YOU ARE BOUND
TO SEE A WHITE PERSON WEARING FLIP FLOPS. ITS SUNNY.
WHITE PEOPLE IN FLIP FLOPS ITS RAINY.
WHITE PEOPLE IN FLIPS FLOPS. ITS SNOWING
WHITE PEOPLE IN FLIP FLOPS.I THINK I EVEN SAW A WHITE PERSON PLAYING BASKETBALL IN FLIP FLOPS..
COMING IN AT NUMBER 4. CAMPING.
NOBODY LOVES CAMPING LIKE WHITE PEOPLE. WHEN BLACK PEOPLE GO CAMPING ITS ON ACCIDENT.
SOMEBODY GOT EVICTED OR SOMETHING. LAST
TIME I WENT CAMPING, IT WAS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND PUT ME OUT...THAT WAS HARDLY PLANNED!
THERE WERE NO SMORES. THERE WAS NO CAMPFIRE.
IT WAS JUST ME BEGGING TO GET BACK IN THE HOUSE AND PROMISING I WON'T DO IT AGAIN...
AND AT NUMBER 3.LETTING THEIR KIDS CUSS AT THEM.
WHENEVER I SEE A WHITE KIDS TALK BACK AND CUSS AT THEIR PARENTS, I LAUGH AND THINK
TO MYSELF, "WOW. THAT MUST BE NEAT!"
CAUSE I NEVER KNEW THAT FEELING GROWING UP. I ONCE HAD
A DREAM THAT I CUSSED MY MAMA OUT. SHE FOUND OUT AND I WOKE 2 WEEKS LATER IN ICU...
COMING IN AT NUMBER 2.
ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THEY HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE TO TELL YOU THIS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE GETTING READY TO SAY SOMETHING REALLY RACIST.
BLACK PEOPLE. IF A WHITE PERSON IS CLAIMING YOU AS "THE BLACK FRIEND" TO ANOTHER BLACK PERSON, TEST
THAT FRIENDSHIP. ASK THEM TO CO-SIGN A CAR FOR YOU.
IF THEY DO, THATS A TRUE FRIEND, AND YOU CAN LET THEM SAY THE N-WORD ONLY WHEN
RECITING RAP SONGS.
IF NOT, ALL THOSE BLACK PEOPLE THEY WERE BRAGGING TO TELLING THEM THEY HAD A BLACK FRIEND,
TELL THEM THEY WERE SAYING THE N-WORD WHILE RECITING RAP SONGS...You don't want to see that dude
AND COMING IN AT NUMBER 1 THE TOP 5 THINGS WHITE PEOPLE LOVE.
WEARING TIGHT PANTS.
AND I NOT TALKING ABOUT SKINNY JEANS. I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE TIGHT *** CHUCK NORRIS JEANS.
PANTS SO TIGHT YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH CHANGE THEY GOT IN THEIR POCKET.
JEANS LOOK LIKE THEY GOT ASTHMA.
NEXT TIME YOU SEE A WHITE PERSON WITH THOSE TIGHT JEANS, WALK UP TO THEM AND SAY "HEY
WALKER TEXAS RANGER!" They won't have no clue what ya talking about
THATS GONNA DO IT FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. I WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO OUR GUESTS.
JAQUELINE FLEMING. MAKE SURE
YOU CHECK OUT HER STARRING IN THE NEW THRILLER SCI-FI CHANNEL THIS FALL TITLED "BERING SEA BEAST."
SPECIAL THANKS TO DEE-1 FOR RIPPING THE STAGE.
Don't forget Psalm of David Part 2
coming out June 18th. And of course GIVE MY DJ SOME...THE DJ INCREDIBLE
And of course
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That first pic I was wearing orange, just forget about it, remember
THOUGHTS BECOME THINGS. CHANGE YOUR THOUGHTS AND YOUR THINGS WILL CHANGE! I promise you I want you
live the best life ever, until next time, TONY KING IS FUNNY! WE OUT!