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AYE JAYE: Schmoozers are never losers; losers are never schmoozers. That is so important.
Never did an Indian tribe ever visit another Indian tribe without bringing a kill or whatever
they would bring. Now, take a look. If you're going to a party, all right? And I'm going
to Andrew Goldenhersh's party. It's coming up in just a little while because he's having
a Halloween gathering, okay? I don't care what the gathering is. If I'm going to someone's
house, I'm bringing something, but this. You know, it's like when people are sick, I never
send flowers. Flowers are the gift that's dead and keeps dying, all right? This is what
I bring. This wonderful Armenian bread, but you can use Italian bread as well, okay? The
first thing that I do is I take the hole in the inside and I make it bigger. This treat,
you will get no one--your host will love you and everybody will say, "How did you make
that?" Now, I tear this up like this and I lay it all over the place. Tear off the side
so it fits inside the tray, break that up in little pieces, then I take my bowl and
I put it right there. Now, the bowl right now already has a big spoonful of basil, all
right? These are pepper seeds; I'm putting them in. Next, that's a half teaspoon of brown
sugar, okay? And there, everybody is going to say, "Wow, this is gaga!" This is--I like
to get the best balsamic vinegar there is. Give it a stir. And last but not least, a
cold squeezed olive oil, okay? Stir it up and let's get an undescribed opinion here.
Mark, would you step in and bring your friend Bubba? And they'll all be coming up to it.
Here you go. Tell me what you think, be honest. BUBBA: It's good. AYE JAYE: Isn't that good?
That is so good, and your guests are going to be saying, "Wow, that's some good thing."
So you could either use Italian bread--here you go. An Italian bread--here, one for the
cameraman. There you go. Italian--isn't that great? What do you think? MAN: Uh-huh. AYE
JAYE: And your guests are going to be knocked out. They're all going to be asking you how
to make this. It's so simple, and you really brought a nice treat to the house. Come bearing
gifts, [INDISCERNIBLE].