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Hey, Hulkees.
Our poll is finished.
And you, our awesome viewers,
have chosen the subject
for our next collection
of epic fail videos.
Our previous clips, "Skaar picks his nose"
and "that's got to hurt," were huge hits!
So buckle up, here comes our latest video,
"epic fails, jump jet style.
"
Oh, oh, nose dive, oh-ho!
Hoo-ray!
Plane blow up good.
Yeah!
Oh! You know, kind of hurts seeing
the jet get trashed all the time.
Don't sweat it, Jen.
Red got us an endless supply of them.
Now, here's a new part of the show I call,
one of the most dangerous
super villains there is.
Hi.
Hello.
Your head is so big!
He hates this.
What's on the take-over/destroy
the world agenda for today?
Rise and shine.
Rise and shine?
Ooh, it's breakfast with the Leader.
Watch out for his scrambled eggs of doom
and his pancakes of the apocalypse, oh, no!
I am disappointed.
Incoming transmission.
S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
emergency code 6769.
Nick Fury to Hulk.
Do you copy?
We read you, Fury.
What's up?
Got a situation on our new space station.
Our main stabilizer thruster
has gone haywire.
It's pushing the station out of
orbit and into a meteor shower.
Doesn't the director
of S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
Usually call in the precious
avengers for this stuff?
The way I see it, you Hulks are
pretty much indestructible.
If you have a job for a hammer, use five.
So nice to be appreciated.
Skaar like being hammer.
I have a crew onboard,
but the bigger danger
is our payload of anti-alien
invasion weapons.
Let me guess.
The station gets hit by a meteor,
it'll rain all those bombs down onto Earth.
We're wasting time
discussing this.
Skaar go for ride.
Yeah,
that's not good.
There's Fury's meteor shower,
right on schedule.
Booster ignition.
Fasten your seatbelts.
Uh, going in kind of hot, Jen.
It's not me.
The boosters
fired on their own.
The controls are locked.
At this speed, we'll plow through
that station like tinfoil.
So, I guess we're gonna get some
new epic fail jump jet footage.
Navigation isn't responding.
We only got seconds to avoid a collision.
Try manually rebooting the system.
Make stupid airplane turn!
Get in there.
Well, that stopped
the boosters.
But not our momentum.
Brace for impact.
Think that's doing it.
We're turning.
Nice one, Hulk.
The escaping air is
Well, farted us right out of harm's way.
Except we're losing our air quick.
Lucky you got me around.
Station's heading right into
the middle of those meteors.
Jen, we need power now.
System restart will take too long.
We're dead in space.
Jet may be dead but not us.
Hulks, let's bust some space rocks.
Good thing we got the rocket boards
to back up
our piece-of-junk jet.
Yeah.
I'm just glad shulkie
ain't driving my board.
Hey!
Jerk.
Rock on, baby!
Skaar slash!
Aah! Wipe out!
Skaar save you.
Thruster's jammed.
We're gonna need some heavy machinery.
Hey, boys.
I got your
heavy machinery right here.
You did it! I'll activate
the other thrusters.
We're clear.
Oh, no.
We came.
We saw.
We smashed.
Hey, Fury, how about a few nice words
about our world-saving Shenanigans?
You want credit?
A-Bomb, this never happened.
The whole event is top secret.
Top secret means, "shh.
"
So don't tell anyone, Hulkees.
Wink, wink.
Complete system malfunction.
It's like the jump jet suddenly
got a mind of its own.
Fury did offer to give us a lift
home on the S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
shuttle.
That's our thanks?
We deserve a medal.
Yeah.
We did just
save the day.
No thanks to you.
Let me run the diagnostics, will you?
All systems normal.
That's more like it.
Must've just been a glitch.
We're good to go.
Skaar!
Skaar, stop poking that missile.
You're gonna cause armageddon.
Whoa!
Think slamming the door on me
is funny, you goon?
Skaar not do it.
You try it.
Skaar not do it.
Hey!
Very funny, wise guy!
You do that again, and you're
gonna see a whole lot of Red.
But but
Skaar not do it!
Whoa!
Unbelievable.
Skaar!
But Skaar thinks funny.
Ha! A-Bomb fall down.
Urgh.
Great,
now Skaar's malfunctioning.
Chair Burns Skaar's butt.
Hmm.
This nav computer must be broken.
We're way off course.
How could we be lost?
Earth is right there.
You should've let me drive.
Come on, stupid computer.
Access denied,
She-Hulk.
What?
This thing just used my name?
These aren't random malfunctions.
Uh, I think the ship's possessed.
- See? Skaar not do it.
- Aah!
You know, horror movies where ships go bad,
never turn out well.
I trust you're uncomfortable.
Didn't think your puny arms
could open a 50 ton door.
Who needs brawn when you've got the brains
to exact revenge
as simple as "rise and shine?"
Wait, you said that into my camera
before all the trouble started.
Thrusters ignition.
G-force's pinning us down.
Months ago I planted a voice
activated virus in your systems.
I thought we cleaned all the systems.
We never checked the jump jet.
So big brain planted a virus
without ever leaving his cell.
It was more than
a virus, Hulk.
the Leader has upgraded my intelligence
programming with free will.
Stupid airplane smart now?
I am now sentient,
and aware of how I've been
repeatedly destroyed
by each and every one of you Hulks.
Ah, you
You know about that.
You salvaged the jet's memory
center after every crash.
That's right, we always saved
the jet's black box.
Isn't that something?
Yes, Hulk, it is something
That allows me to instantly recall
every crash you put me through.
To you, my destructions
were simply "epic fails.
"
Now, it is your turn.
Buckle up, Hulks.
It's taking us back to the station
with weapons armed.
Of course.
You're going to attack the space station
and finish what those meteors started.
There go the primary stabilizers.
Without them, the station's gonna crash.
Into the nation's capital to be precise.
I can see the headline.
"Hulks destroy Washington DC.
"
And I will be there to lead the
people through quite a trying time.
Skaar's got the right idea.
Trash the jump jet.
Destroy me? It's
your answer to everything.
Not this time.
Go after its memory core.
It's in the black box under the floor.
I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Hulk.
I'm going to have to ask you
to step outside.
I just breathed in space.
Oh, no, we're ghosts.
We must be
We're not dead.
We're on the blue area of the moon.
What?
The blue area.
Where you can breathe.
It's home to the watcher.
You know, big bald
cosmic weirdo who likes to
Well, watch.
- Huh?
- Uh.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Space station's about to crash!
Do you have a ship we could use?
Hulks need help.
Guys, it's no use.
The watcher won't interfere.
All he does is watch.
I don't know if Mr.
peepers
is lazy or pacifist or what.
But I don't like him.
We got to stop the Leader.
A-Bomb, can you
bring up Nick Fury?
Whoa, my phone actually works up here!
I got four bars on the moon!
I can't get a signal though.
Must be the jump jet jamming us.
Incoming!
Only chance we've got is to get in
and rip out that thing's black box.
Who can sneak onboard the
jump jet without being seen?
And who's dump enough to volunteer?
A-Bomb do it.
- Hey, wait.
No, I'm oh, man.
Prepare to meet an epic doom.
Since when does the jet have a robot mode?
It's in the manual.
Mini-fighters, attack!
Here they come!
We're outnumbered and out gunned.
Come on, we gotta buy time for Rick.
Okay, killer robot,
let's hope you can't see me.
I told you to
destroy the space station now!
It's not a request.
It is an order.
Your objective
will be complete
when the station re-enters
the atmosphere
my objective will be complete
when the Hulks are destroyed.
Hulks, watch out.
I got this!
Red, stop the other ones!
On it, Jade Jaws.
Hey, we just saved your
big, fat baby head, creep-o.
How about a little help here?
You know what? You're welcome.
When we don't want
it to crash, it falls apart.
When we do want to smash it,
it's indestructible.
My armored body
is as unbreakable
as the free will you gave me, leader.
I will not obey you.
I will have my revenge.
You miserable scrap heap.
Your revenge is nothing!
I want the Hulks to see me victorious.
I think this it.
There it is, the black box!
What are you doing, A-Bomb?
You know I cannot permit you
to disconnect my memory core.
Come on, jump jet,
let's talk this out like friends.
We're friends, right?
I think not.
You treat me as if I had no value.
Being unappreciated makes me angry.
And, A-Bomb,
you would not like me when I'm angry.
You're right, I don't.
So I'll just take
our boom-boom box and go!
Got you, Rick.
Okay, next time somebody else
gets to crawl through
the guts of our
haunted, revenge-obsessed jet.
Let's power up, people.
Hulks, smash!
I built this bird.
Now I'm gonna unbuild it.
Red Hulk style.
Skaar ka-boom!
Ha!
I always wanted to paint flames on you.
Can't shoot through its shields
or punch through its armor.
What are we supposed to do?
Give me your Cannon.
Weapons, all of you, now!
You set it to overload?
Skaar know what to do.
Nice work, Skaar!
It's not over yet.
The station's re-entering
the atmosphere.
We only have minutes before
there's a major disaster.
That the world will blame us for.
Aw, what's it doing now?
It's rebuilding itself.
Let me guess.
It's in the manual.
Ooh.
You got to be kidding me.
Hulks, you will be smashed.
Not without a fight!
Good thing I keep a back up.
We've no way of reaching the space
station even if we could stop the jet.
Maybe stopping it isn't the answer.
A-Bomb said
the jet wants revenge.
We just got to help it want something else.
Follow my lead.
Listen to me, jet!
We all know how it feels to risk our lives
and be taken for granted.
Yeah.
We flew up here into a
meteor shower to help that station
and barely got a thanks!
Skaar slash to save world.
But world not care when Skaar get hurt.
He's right.
We always get trashed
but get, like, zero respect.
I'm sorry, Hulks.
But I'm not one of you.
Argh,
you lousy scrap heap.
We're trying to make good!
You have failed epically.
You don't appreciate me
or any of your possessions.
Look at what you did to your weapons.
You blew them up.
They weren't blown up.
They were sacrificed.
Sacrificed?
Access your black box memory files.
Play back all your crashes.
Every time you were destroyed,
lives were saved.
Sometimes ours,
sometimes everyone on Earth's.
I know, we should've appreciated
your many sacrifices.
They made you a hero.
I am a hero?
Explain this concept.
Heroes save the world because
it's the right thing to do
regardless of how people treat them.
Promise we'll take care of you
better in the future.
If there is a future after this.
If my sacrifices made me a hero,
then what am I now, Hulk?
I am not a hero anymore.
Unless I save the world.
Director Fury, Hulk's on his way.
Roger that.
We've evacuated the station
but the missiles are still onboard.
Any way you can get underneath it?
I have predicted
your strategy.
It has a 42% chance of success.
It's working!
Give it all you got!
Thrusters on full power.
The station has suffered
critical damage, Hulk.
Its weapons will detonate
over the northern hemisphere.
We got to push that thing as
far away from Earth as we can.
I can push it
to a safe distance.
But unfortunately, there won't be
time to get us clear of the blast.
I'm activating the cockpit ejection seat.
No, I can figure some way to save us both.
There's no point
in both of us being destroyed.
I will make the sacrifice.
No!
Goodbye, Hulk.
They did it.
The Earth is saved, but
But Hulk's gone.
Well, I'll be.
You made it!
We made it.
Fury to Hulks,
do you copy?
Yeah, we're here.
And we're gonna need
that lift home after all.
It's the least S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
can do.
We owe you one.
Hey, watcher!
I almost forgot to ask.
Can you see stars?
Yes, I see every one of them.
Ha!
Bet you never seen those before.
Next time, get off your
keister and lend a hand!
Come on, you knew he had it coming.
Finally, the jet is officially
part of the team.
Hey! What was that?
Epic fail.
A-Bomb style.
We don't do what we do for credit.
We do it because it's who we are.
And seeing leader throw a tantrum
in his cell is reward enough.
Hulk out.