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♪ I'M A WILD GREEN GUY LIVIN' UNDER THE BED ♪
♪ I GOBBLE UP YOUR SOCK BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN', I MAKE YOUR HEART JUMP ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP, BUMP, BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S BUMP WITH SQUISHY ♪
♪ HE'S MY VERY BEST PAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH MOLLY ♪
♪ SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH CLOSET MONSTER ♪
♪ AND DESTRUCTO, TOO ♪
♪ BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T BOTHER BUMPY ♪
♪ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU CAN BUMP WITH A DOLL, BUMP WITH A BUG ♪
♪ BUMP ON THE CEILING OR BUMP ON THE RUG ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN BUMP, TOO, FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST ♪
♪ JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST ♪
♪ SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
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STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
[SNORING]
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
HARK! WHAT NOISE THROUGH YONDER TOITY MAKE?
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
WHAT'S THAT? IT'S TOO EARLY IN THE YEAR
FOR THE SOAP TO MIGRATE.
ROBERT GOULET IN CAMELOT WON'T BE HERE FOR A WEEK.
I HAVE FRONT ROW SEATS. I JUST LOVE SHOW TUNES.
IT'S TIME FOR FUNDER!
LET'S GO AND PLUNDER!
[MOANING, GROANING, AND LAUGHING]
IT'S VIKINGS!
LOOK TO THE SKY.
IT'S THE LITTLE BLUE...
MONSTER WHO LIVES IN THE POWDER ROOM...
GUY.
UNH! AHEM.
NOW, THEN...
WHAT ARE YOU MARAUDING NORSEMEN
DOING IN MY BATHROOM?
WE'RE THE VIKING HORDES FROM THE FJORDS.
WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT AND THROW IT ABOARD!
UHH!
BUT WHY THE RHYMING,
IF I MAY SO ASK?
RHYMING REIVERS ARE WE
FROM ACROSS THE WIDE SEA.
TO BE CHIMIN' IN RHYME
IS WHAT FILLS US WITH GLEE.
OH. HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE MAN FROM NANTUCKET?
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE.
OOH. HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MISS MOLLY!
THE VIKINGS ARE COMING! THE VIKINGS ARE COMING!
HEY, PUT ME DOWN!
PUT ME DOWWWWWNNN!
BOY, YOU NORSEMEN SURE KNOW HOW
TO SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME.
PILLAGE AND SACK! TAKE ALL BRIC-A-BRAC!
[CLATTERING AND FOOTSTEPS]
HEY! THOSE ARE MY THINGS!
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE!
OH! OH! OH!
AMAZEIGUALA!
WE'VE FOUND VALHALLA!
LOOK UNDER THAT BED!
I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID. THE STUFF FOUND THEREUNDER
WILL TAKE YEARS TO PLUNDER.
BUT THAT'S MR. BUMPY'S STUFF.
BETTER NOT MESS WITH THAT.
GET ALL OF HIS STUFF. THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH.
GET! STEAL!
TAKE WITH ZEAL!
[SQUEAKING]
[YAWNING]
HEY, GUYS.
AHHH!
IS IT TAX TIME ALREADY?
'SCUSE US. DON'T MAKE A FUSS.
WE'LL TRY NOT TO BE OVERLY BOISTEROUS.
WHAT A CRUMMY RHYME.
[BOING]
WAIT A MINUTE!
THAT'S MY STUFF YOU'RE TAKING!
MINE, MINE MINE, MINE, MINE!
MAKE A STINK, AND I'LL BE THROWING YOU IN THE DRINK.
GIVE IT BACK!
AAH!
OOH...
OOH.
[CHOMP]
THAT'S ONE SOCK YOU AIN'T GETTING.
GIVE JOHANSSEN BACK THE SOCK,
OR WE'LL HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR CLOCK.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ALL THESE DIRTY SOCKS FOR
AND THE STYLISHLY SOILED FACIAL TISSUE?
WE'S GOT NEEDS, BIG MOUTH TO FEEDS. ALLOW US TO PROCEED.
"NEEDS"?
"NEEDS"?
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT NEEDS, BUCKO.
[BOOGIE-WOOGIE MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ I GOT A NEED FOR ALL MY STUFF ♪
♪ YOU THINK THERE'S PLENTY? NOT ENOUGH ♪
♪ SOME STUFF I WRECK, SOME STUFF I CHEW UP ♪
♪ SOME OTHER STUFF I HAD GOT BLEW UP ♪
♪ MY NEED FOR STUFF, MY, YOURS SUCCEEDS ♪
♪ I NEED IT ALL 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ NEEDS, NEEDS, A BUMP'S GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
♪ I GOT A NEED TO BASH THROUGH WALLS ♪
♪ AND SURF ON TOP OF KEWPIE DOLLS ♪
♪ AND RIDE ON SKATES UNTIL I CRASH ♪
♪ AND SMACK INTO SOME STINKY TRASH ♪
♪ TRY TO FLY TILL I SUCCEEDS ♪
♪ I GOTS TO, SEE, 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ WANTS TO FLY TILL HE SUCCEEDS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
♪ I NEED TO SCARF DOWN ICKY THINGS ♪
♪ LIKE NAVEL LINT AND INSECT WINGS ♪
♪ I DO WANT STUFF THAT'S SOFT AND GOOEY ♪
♪ AND SUCK DOWN SOCKS TILL I GO BLOOEY ♪
♪ I LOVE THE STUFF ON WHICH I FEEDS ♪
♪ I EAT THAT STUFF 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ HE'S GOT NEEDS, A BUMP'S GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
♪ I NEED TO HANG WITH ODDBALL DUDES ♪
♪ THE KIND WITH ARTFUL ATTITUDES ♪
♪ I HANG WITH LOTS OF WACKY GUYS ♪
♪ LIKE ALIENS WITH DOUBLE EYES ♪
♪ AND DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE MILLIPEDES ♪
♪ I HANG WITH THEM 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ HANGS AROUND WITH MILLIPEDES ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
♪ WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN AND CRICKETS CHIRPIN' ♪
♪ I GOT A NEED TO DO SOME BURPIN' ♪
♪ A MONSTER NEEDS TO BE REPEATIN' ♪
♪ IS THAT FROM SOMETHIN' I BEEN EATIN'? ♪
♪ I GOTS TO BELCH, I BEGS, I PLEADS ♪
♪ I GOT TO, SEE, 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ HE'S GOT TO BELCH, HE BEGS, HE PLEADS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE ♪
BURP]
♪ [PLAYING BOOGIE-WOOGIE] ♪
♪ SO DON'T YOU TRY TO SWIPE MY JUNK ♪
♪ YOU SAY YOU NEED IT, HEY, THAT'S BUNK ♪
♪ I NEED MY STUFF WAY MORE THAN YOU DO ♪
♪ SO CAN IT, WITH YOUR VIKING HOODOO ♪
♪ DON'T YOU COMMIT NO MORE MISDEEDS ♪
♪ DON'T TAKE MY STUFF BECAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ WE WON'T COMMIT MORE MISDEEDS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
♪ [PLAYS GLISSANDO] ♪
♪ I NEED MY STUFF, SO GIVE IT BACK ♪
♪ AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR STUFF, JACK ♪
♪ I DIG YOUR VIKING ***, CHIEF ♪
♪ SO GIVE ME IT, DON'T YOU GIVE ME GRIEF ♪
♪ I WANT YOUR STUFF, YOU THEIVING SWEDES ♪
♪ I WANT IT ALL 'CAUSE I GOT NEEDS ♪
♪ HE WANTS OUR STUFF, IT'S WHAT HE NEEDS ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE ♪
♪ YODEL ODEL LA-HEE HOO ♪
[PLOP]
YUMPIN' YIMMINY!
MARTE GLOTTEN!
THAT BUMP, HE'S PUSHED MY HERO BUTTON.
HE'S A WORLD-CLASS KIND OF NEEDER.
I SAY WE MAKE HIM OUR NEW LEADER!
I'M YOUR LEADER? THANKS FOR THAT!
AND THANK YOU FOR THE COOL NEW HAT.
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE!
STROKE, STROKE, YOU OLD SLOWPOKE!
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ADMIT--
THAT HELMET LOOKS PRETTY GOOD ON MR. BUMPY.
[GENTLE MUSIC TINKLES]
LOOK. JUST LIKE I SAID.
SHE'S A GIFT FROM GRANDMA FOR LITTLE SISTER.
A GENUINE ANTIQUE. THAT MEANS SHE'S VERY OLD.
THE DOLL OR GRANDMA?
OH, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'VE NEVER MET ROYALTY BEFORE.
SHOULD I BOW OR SCRAPE?
[MOLLY] OH, SHE'S SO DELICATE.
HER SKIN IS JUST LIKE PORCELAIN.
SAY, IT IS PORCELAIN.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY SHE'S REALLY, REALLY...
REALLY...
REALLY... PRETTY...
IF YOU LIKE THE PERFECT-10-PLUS-TO-DIE-FOR GODDESS TYPE.
AHEM.
GREETINGS, YOUR ROYAL HAUGHTINESS.
[SHOUTING] UH, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, YOUR GRACEFULNESS!
HEY, ***, SPEAK UP!
OOH! SHE WANTS SOMETHING.
I CAN READ THOSE ROSEBUD LIPS.
SHE WANTS OUT OF THERE!
WE MUST RESCUE THE POOR PRINCESS
FROM THAT GLASS PRISON!
OOH. WHY, MR. BUMPY,
IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
I'D SAY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THE PRINCESS.
IT'S JUST LIKE A FAIRY TALE.
A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS IN DISTRESS, AND THE...
FROGGY PRINCE.
OHHH...I'M NOT PRINCELY MATERIAL.
SHE'D NEVER FALL FOR A MONSTER LIKE ME.
BUT NO DOLL SHOULD BE TRAPPED UNDER GLASS!
HMM. THESE THINGS MUST BE DONE DELICATELY.
WITH FINESSE.
RIGHT! I'LL HAVE HER OUT IN NO TIME.
NO, MR. BUMPY! NO!
NO? BUT I COULD FREE HER WITH ONE GOOD WHACK.
BUMPY,
IT'S DANGEROUS TO PLAY WITH BASEBALL BATS INSIDE THE HOUSE.
SOMEONE COULD GET HURT.
AAH! OW! OH!
THEN HOW DO WE GET HER OUT?
OH!
MR. BUMPY.
YOUR FACE HAS CRACKED MIRRORS. WOULD IT WORK ON GLASS?
I DON'T KNOW. LET'S CONDUCT A CONTROL TEST.
I'M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP, MR. DeMILLE.
ONE GLANCE, AND THAT DOME IS DOOMED.
BACK OFF!
THIS MAY GET UGLY.
UNHH!
GEH GEH GEH GEH!
URRGH! GEH GEH GEH GEH!
GEH GEH GEH GEH!
GEH GEH GET GEH!
GEH GEH GEH GEH!
GEH GEH GEH GEH!
YOU CAN STOP. I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.
I CAN'T STOP.
MY FACE IS STUCK!
SEE?
AAH! AAH!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THAT LAST "GEH" COULD CRACK CONCRETE.
OH, PRINCESS. I WISH YOU COULD HEAR ME
SO I COULD TELL YOU WHAT'S IN MY HEART.
COULD A BEAUTY LIKE YOU EVER LOVE A BEAST LIKE ME?
YEE!
ONCE UPON A TIME, A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS
WAS IMPRISONED INSIDE A GLASS DOME.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
ALL WHO WISHES TO FREE YONDER PRINCESS
FROM HER GLASS PRISON...
BLUH BLUH BLUH! AHH!
HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
GET WITH THE PROGRAM. THIS IS A FAIRY TALE. I'M A HERALD.
HERE'S THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
"ANYONE WHO WISHES TO FREE THE PRINCESS FROM HER GLASS PRISON
MUST COMPLETE THREE DANGEROUS TASKS."
DANGEROUS TASKS?
"COMPLETION OF THE TASKS
"WILL RELEASE THE PRINCESS AND WIN HER HAND IN MARRIAGE.
"OFFER GOOD ONLY INSIDE THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.
TAXES NOT INCLUDED. MILEAGE MAY VARY."
WHAT DOES COMPLETING THREE DANGEROUS TASKS
HAVE TO DO WITH BREAKING THE GLASS?
ONE SHOULDN'T SCRUTINIZE FAIRY TALES TOO CLOSELY.
I KNOW A SHORTCUT TO THE END OF THIS STORY.
NO BATS! NO BATS?
BUT THAT MEANS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE ON THE IMPOSSIBLE TASKS!
YES. IF YOU DO, YOU'LL WIN HER FREEDOM
AND HER HEART.
[MUSIC TINKLES
OH, WELL. IF THIS IS A FAIRY TALE,
I MIGHT AS WELL STICK WITH THE TEXT.
WHAT'S THE FIRST TASK?
THE FIRST TASK IS TO DEFEAT THE PESKY TROLL.
IT'LL BE A BATTLE OF WITS.
YOU MUST SOLVE THE RIDDLE OF THE TROLL.
WELL, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
NOW, CIA--DOESN'T SHE LOOK LOVELY, FOLKS--
WHO IS THE NEXT CONTESTANT TO PLAY
TROLLING FOR DOLLARS?
HE'S A BEDROOM MONSTER FROM THE BURBS.
HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE EARWAX SCULPTING AND PROJECTILE BELCHING!
MEET MR. BUMPY!
[APPLAUSE]
SQUISHINGTON, YOU'RE THE TROLL?
YOU KNOW THE RULES. SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND PASS OVER THE BRIDGE.
ANSWER WRONG, AND...
[TOILET FLUSHES]
THE CATEGORIES ARE...
OR...
UM...
OH, MAN.
I'LL...TAKE MONSTERS FOR 100.
TO DEFEAT THE TROLL, ANSWER THE FOLLOWING RIDDLE.
OHHH...
OOH...
YEAH, WHY CAN'T A VAMPIRE...
YEE, GET A DATE?
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
[BELL RINGS] I KNOW! I KNOW!
BECAUSE HE HAS BAT BREATH.
MR. BUMPY, DID YOU SAY "BAT" BREATH?
[WITHOUT CONFIDENCE] YES.
I'M SORRY, MR. BUMPY, BUT...
NO BATS!
[FLUSHING]
YEEEAAAH!
YAAAHHH!
[SPLASH]
NOW, THEN, MISS CIA, WHO'S THE NEXT CONTESTANT TO PLAY
TROLLING FOR DOLLARS?
OH, I'M SORRY, PRINCESS.
I FAILED YOU.
GOT TO TELL YOU, THAT TROLL WAS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKED.
MAYBE JUST COMPLETING TWO OF THE THREE IMPOSSIBLE TASKS
WILL BE ENOUGH.
WHY NOT? STANDARDS ARE FALLING EVERYWHERE ELSE.
WHAT'S THE SECOND TASK?
UH, WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON MORTAL COMBAT?
I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU MEAN THE VIDEO GAME?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
OH!
YEE-HOO!
YEE!
WHO DARES CHALLENGE THE EVIL KNIGHT?
PREPARE TO DIE, INSIGNIFICANT GREEN PEASANT.
CHOOSETH YOUR WEAPON, WARTY KNAVE.
IS THERE A MENU?
LANCES.
GOT ANYTHING LESS POINTY?
PIKES, BROADSWORDS, MACES.
I DON'T THINK SO.
YOU COULD PUT SOMEBODY'S EYE OUT WITH THIS.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING A BIT MORE NETWORK FRIENDLY?
WHAT DIDST THOU HAVE IN MIND, KNAVE?
[BELL RINGS]
O.K., COUNT OUT 10 PACES,
TURN, AND THEN THROW THE PIES.
WHOEVER HITS FIRST WINS.
'TIS A FOOL'S GAME, BUT I'LL REIGN TRIUMPHANT NONETHELESS.
1, 2,
3, 4,
5, 6,
7, 8...
NIGHTY-NIGHT, KNIGHT!
MR. BUMPY! HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD?
I KNOW, I KNOW...
[KNIGHT] 10!
NO BATS.
DON'T WORRY, PRINCESS.
THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.
WE'RE OFF TO FACE THE LAST CHALLENGE.
MR. BUMPY MUST SLAY THE MIGHTY DRAGON.
[ROARING]
THE CLOSET MONSTER IS THE DRAGON?
REMEMBER--FAINT HEART NEVER WON FAIR MAID.
BUT THEY LIVE TO COLLECT RESIDUALS.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR LAST CHANCE
TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS. DO THE RIGHT THING.
[SIGHS]
'TIS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING I DO...
YOU KNOW. WHATEVER IT IS.
AND OTHER WORDS GO HERE, TOO.
[ROARING, HISSING, GROWLING]
BUMPY! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER OR NOT?
CAN'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IF YOU'RE DEAD.
LOOK, IF I HAVE TO FACE MY DOOM,
LET ME FACE IT WITH MY TRUSTY WEAPON IN HAND.
MR. BUMPY! HOW MANY TIMES--
[ROARING]
WELL, SEEING HOW HE'S A DRAGON AND YOU'RE JUST A BUMP,
I GUESS IT'S O.K. JUST THIS ONCE.
FOR ODIN AND ASGARD!
[ROARING]
TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND SOME OF THIS!
[ROARING AND BATTLE SOUNDS]
YOU KNOW IT'S NOT SAFE TO PLAY WITH BATS INDOORS?
NO BATS. NO BATS! NO BATS!
[WHOP] AAH!
AAH!
AAAAHHHH!
OOH.
I KNEW I COULD FREE YOU
WITH BUT ONE SWING OF MY BAT.
BLUH--UH! BLUH BLUH! BLUH! PRINCESS!
WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
YOU IDIOT! WHAT, ARE YOU TRYIN' TO KILL ME?
UH, BUT I WAS FREEING YOU
FROM YOUR GLASS PRISON.
THAT DOME IS MY PROTECTION! I'M FRAGILE!
I GOT DUST ALLERGIES! I'M SUSCEPTIBLE TO DRAFTS!
AND THANKS TO YOU, I'M EXPOSED!
WELL, S-SORRY, LADY!
SHE REALLY IS A PRINCESS.
[SCREECH]
[BOING]
ALL RIGHT, NOBODY LEAVES TILL I'M BACK IN MY CASE!
UNNHHHH!
UNNHHHH...AY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
AHHH.
BLESSED QUIETUDE.
LET ME IN, YOU GREEN...
COMMONER!
[SNIFF SNIFF]
I CAN SMELL DUST!
AND DRAFTS! THERE'S DRAFTS!
MY SINUSES ARE CLOGGING!
I CAN FEEL A DRIP!
THE CLOGGING! THE DRIP! THE DUST!
HEY! HEY! LET ME IN!
♪ IT'S A PERFECT PLACE TO HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ YOU CAN SING A SONG AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ EVERYTHING IS OKEY-DOKEY ♪
♪ AT THE KARAOKE CAFE ♪
♪ [MUSIC WITH LIVELY DRUM BEAT PLAYS] ♪
♪ WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE LOST SOMETHING ♪
♪ THAT COMIC BOOK DECODER RING ♪
♪ WHERE DID IT GO? I'M HERE TO SING IT'S MINE ♪
♪ OW! OH! ♪
♪ SLICE OF PIE, I TAKE THE LAST ONE ♪
♪ WATCH ME WHILE I PULL A FAST ONE ♪
♪ GRAB THAT SOCK, I HIT THE GAS, I'M GONE ♪
♪ LATE AT NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPIN' ♪
♪ AROUND YOUR ROOM I'LL BE CREEPIN' ♪
♪ AND ALL YOUR STUFF I'LL BE KEEPIN' ♪
♪ I KNOW I SHOULDN'T, NOW, BUT I GOTTA, GOTTA, GOTTA, GOTTA ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT, AT NIGHT I PROWL AROUND ♪
♪ THE STUFF YOU THINK YOU LOST I FOUND ♪
♪ AH! HA HA! ♪
♪ BOO! ♪
♪ PATCH POCKET FOR YOU WALLET ♪
♪ GOT YOUR STUFF, I'M GONNA HAUL IT ♪
♪ DON'T LOOK FOR YOUR LOST BASEBALL, IT'S MINE ♪
♪ HA HA! ♪
♪ REMOTE CONTROLS AND POSTAGE STAMPS ♪
♪ THE FALSE TEETH FROM YOUR SLEEPIN' GRAMPS ♪
♪ THE LIGHT BULBS OUT OF YOUR NIGHT LAMPS ♪
♪ ARE MINE ♪
♪ HA! ♪
♪ THAT BASEBALL CARD THAT YOU'RE SAVIN' ♪
♪ IS JUST THE ITEM I'M CRAVIN' ♪
♪ TO MY DESIGNS I HAVE GAVE IN ♪
♪ I GOTTA GOTTA HAVE IT, GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA HAVE IT, HAVE IT ♪
♪ OH. ♪
♪ LOOK OUT, THE STUFF ♪
♪ YOU THINKS YOU LACKS ♪
♪ HAS TURNED INTO MY MIDNIGHT SNACKS ♪
♪ HA HA! ♪
♪ HOO HOO! ♪
♪ UH-UH! UH-UH! UH-UH! ♪
♪ BAH! DUH! DOO-BA-DEE-BAH ♪
♪ CHECK THE HOOP, THAT HOOP-A-DEE-WOW ♪
♪ DIP UP DAT BIB-A-DEE-BOH ♪
♪ BIP DAT BOH DOH LOH-BA-DO-WOH ♪
♪ ALL THE STUFF I TAKE I EAT ♪
♪ THE SHOE LACES FROM OFF YOUR FEET ♪
♪ THE 14 DAY OLD SANDWICH MEAT ♪
♪ I MUNCH ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! ♪
♪ I SCARF THE KEYS AND FOLLOW THAT ♪
♪ WITH PIECES OF YOUR FAVORITE HAT ♪
♪ THE DIAL FROM THE THERMOSTAT ♪
♪ THAT'S LUNCH ♪
♪ I THINK I GOT A SUGGESTION ♪
♪ OF REAL BAD INDIGESTION ♪
♪ IT ISN'T OUT OF THE QUESTION ♪
♪ I ATE SOME STUFF I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MESSIN' WITH ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ SOME MEAL, I FEEL A LITTLE BIT ROTTEN, OOH ♪
♪ FROM SCARFIN' ALL THIS STUFF I'VE GOTTEN ♪
♪ OH, MY. ♪
♪ OH! [SOUNDS] ♪
BURP]