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>>8475: This is 8475 from the planet Zarflon bringing you an important public service announcement.
Poverty. Famine. Unemployment. Economic Recession. Overflowing Landfills. Pollution. Global Warming.
Depletion of Natural Resources. Failing Educational Systems. Impacted Freeway Systems. These problems
you humans have inflicted upon yourselves are but symptoms of mankind's most dire affliction:
Overpopulation. The sheer number of you humans has exceeded the planet's capacity. You have
a very good reason to be upset, but don't abandon hope, for there is something you can
do about it. [pause] Suicide. Stop being selfish.