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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Gimme a break!
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
Party! ♪ teenage
mutant ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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[ALL GROANING]
Ah-choo.
[COUGHING]
You're sure this
turtlepox the boys have
isn't catching, splinter?
Quite sure, April.
It is a very rare disease that
affects only mutant turtles.
Oh, I feel like
the technodrome
just rolled
over me.
[GROANS]
Here, have some
chicken soup.
It'll make you
feel better.
Ah-choo!
Oh, at least it
would have.
[BUBBLING]
Here, Michelangelo.
Try this.
Oh, April,
what I really wanted
was a tea and toast
pizza.
It's so nice of you
to look after us
while we're sick,
April.
By the way,
this soup is cold.
Could you
warm it up again?
April, can I have
a glass of water?
Could you get me
another blanket?
Tell me a story.
Ahh, for a bunch of
heroes on the half shell,
they can be
real babies!
There it is,
shredder.
The invention
that'll put an end
to those accursed
turtles at last...
Metalhead!
What is it?
It's a robot,
which I intend
to program with
the turtles' own
ninja fighting skills.
That, combined with its
built-in weaponry,
will make it
unstoppable.
Watch.
In order
to program the robot,
I will need complete
brain wave scans
of all the turtles.
You must go
to the surface
with this portable
brainalyzer,
and get them for me.
Just once I'd like
you to surface
where
you're supposed to.
You--you said you
wanted a soft landing.
Soft. Not overripe.
Now pay attention.
I need you cretins
to lure the turtles
out of hiding
so I can use this
brainalyzer on them.
Uh, maybe we oughta
test it out first, boss.
Yeah. If we
only had a brain.
I've been saying that
about you two for years.
Uh, I don't get it, boss.
[SNORTS] Why are we
breaking into this joint?
The turtles will think
you're stealing equipment
for the technodrome,
and show up
to stop you.
And when they do,
I'll be ready
for them.
Now get in there
and do your worst.
Ooh, the worst
is what we do best.
You, there. Stop!
Hit the road, Jack.
Before the road
hits you. Hyah!
Oh, they don't
pay me enough
to take this abuse.
[ALARM RINGING]
Everything's
working perfectly, krang.
Channel 6 will provide
live coverage
of this break-in
momentarily,
and that will
bring the turtles.
Excellent! For once things
are going as planned.
[SNORING]
April, how is it
that you're not
watching the news
on television?
I was afraid it might
wake up the guys.
Trust me.
In their condition,
nothing will awaken them.
[ALARM RINGING]
Why isn't April
here to cover this?
She's so much better
in these
emergency situations.
Not that I'd ever
tell her, of course.
What's keeping
those blasted turtles?
They should have
been here by now.
[SIREN WAILING]
Ha ha, is this fun
or what?
[DEVICE RINGS]
Uh, what's up, boss?
[SNORTS]
Are the turtles here?
No, but the police are.
You better
get out of there.
We'll have to find
another way
to lure the turtles
out of hiding.
Gee, maybe the turtles
don't think
we're important enough
to beat up anymore.
That wounds me deeply.
Hmm. We're out
of chicken soup.
I guess I better
go buy some more.
Go rob
that bank.
That will grab the
turtles' attention.
[GASPS]
A bank!
We're moving
up in the world.
Yeah, the most we ever
used to rob was minimarts.
Oh, great.
Just when you thought
it was safe
to come out
of the sewers.
[ALL SNORING]
Wake up, guys!
Rock steady
and bebop
are robbing
the metrocorp bank.
Oh, I must be
having a fever dream.
It sounded like you said
bebop and rocksteady
were robbing a bank.
That's exactly
what I did say.
Boy, talk about
lousy timing.
Ah-choo.
[SNIFFS]
Yeah, I'm totally bummed.
Sick or not--
[COUGHS]
We're the only ones
who can stop them.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
Hey, this is fun.
Let's do some
more crimes.
Ooh, ooh!
Better yet,
let's order pizza
and not pay for it.
Hee hee hee!
You'd better hope
they deliver
in the slammer,
hamhead.
This is it.
The perfect opportunity.
Oh, boy, do I have a
headache all of a sudden.
Yeah. Feels like
a heavy metal concert
going on in my head.
It's probably just the
effects of the turtlepox.
Rocksteady, bebop.
Get back to
the transport module.
I have what I came for.
Aw, just when things
was getting interesting.
They're
getting away!
We'd better do the same.
I don't get it.
It's not like
rocksteady and bebop
to back away
from a fight!
Well, maybe
they're sick, too.
Ah-choo!
Oh, come on back to
the hideout, guys.
I'll fix some more
chicken soup.
Wait, I-if-- if I eat
anymore chicken soup,
I'll be the only turtle
on earth with feathers.
It works.
I programmed a robot
with the turtles'
ninja skills.
I'll believe that
when I see it.
Gladly.
Rocksteady, bebop.
Attack the robot.
Ready or not,
here we come.
We'll send
that tin turtle
to the scrap heap.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hmm, I'm impressed.
It's everything
I hoped it would be.
Against this
fighting machine,
the turtles don't
stand a chance.
Ah ha ha ha!
Oh, man, I am one
tuckered-out turtle.
Ah-choo!
Be patient.
The fever should
subside by tomorrow.
Uhh, I still
can't figure out
what shredder and his
goons were up to.
Oh, hey, what's the diff?
As long as we chased them
back underground.
I hope they have
indeed given up
as easily as you say,
Michelangelo.
All right, robot.
Time to fulfill
your primary function.
Seek and destroy
the turtles.
Does it know how to pilot
a transport module?
It has no need of one.
It can drill its way
to the surface by itself.
And best of all,
its remote camera
will let us watch
the destruction
of the turtles
from the comfort
of the technodrome.
Sounds good, if it
doesn't blow a fuse.
It better not,
or I'll blow my fuse.
Oh! Well, the turtles
are all tucked in again
for a long nap,
I hope.
Perhaps things will
be quiet for a time.
[EARTH RUMBLING]
You want to bet?
What manner of creation is this?
Whatever it is,
it doesn't look
too friendly.
Hyah!
Uhh! Uhh!
Aah!
Unh! It merely
shrugged off
my most powerful kick.
What do
we do now?
A wise man knows when
he is outclassed, April.
I suggest we fall back
to a more
strategic position.
In other words,
we run like heck!
Precisely.
I can't move!
That machine seems
to have tied us up.
So much for
the strategic retreat.
You have
any other ideas?
Oh, what's
all the noise?
Whoa!
What is it?
He looks like
a giant turtle.
Be careful, my students.
You are pitted against a
superior fighting machine.
That doesn't scare us.
I am metalhead.
I crush turtles.
Now, that scares us.
ALL:
Turtles fight with honor!
[ALL YELLING]
Ooh!
Aah!
Yeah! But this dude
fights with everything!
He seems to know
just what we're thinking.
And before we do.
Eh! No fair, dude!
Huh?!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Master splinter
is right.
This thing is one
jump ahead of us.
Ha ha!
I told you my robot
could defeat them.
Good, now have it
finish them off
before they have
a chance to escape.
Not so fast.
I want them brought
back to the technodrome.
So you can personally
dispose of them?
Exactly.
First, I intend
to slice and dice,
then parboil
and fricassee them
with just a touch
of cilantro.
Oh, you paint such
a pretty picture.
Oh, we coulda whipped
this metalhead
if we all
weren't so sick.
He's gotta be one
of krang's inventions.
He must've found
a way to program him
with our ninja skills.
That doesn't give us much
of a chance, does it?
Well, just one.
If I can match his
frequency phase amplitude,
I might be able to demodulate
his cybernetic synapses.
Most excellent, dude.
I was thinking
the same thing myself.
Yeah. Wanna
run that by us
one more time, Donatello?
Well, all I said was,
maybe I could
use the turtlecom
to short circuit
his memory banks.
So, like, what are
you waiting for, bud?
[SHRILL TONE RINGING]
These high frequency
oscillations oughta do it.
It's working!
Keep it up!
Uh-oh! He's gone
wackazoid!
That'll teach him to
pick on 4 sick turtles.
Ah-choo!
Come on. Let's get him
back to the lair.
Maybe I can reprogram him.
Ok, just don't use the
stereo for spare parts.
Well,
rocksteady,
you actually got us here
without any foul-ups.
[GASPS]
Did you hear that?
The boss actually showered
me with compliments.
[GRUNTING]
Hey, you ain't
the only one
who's getting a shower.
This is where krang said
the robot would meet us.
Where is that
wretched invention?
Aw, look, boss.
That oil slick must be
all that's left of him.
Blast! I warned krang
something like this
might happen.
The good part is
we can follow
this trail of oil
and find the turtles.
[ENGINE STARTS]
Ah-choo!
Here, fellas.
I brought you
some more chicken soup.
More chicken soup?
Ready, guys?
Yecch! Eww! Ecch!
Look at the bright side.
At least that robot won't
be bothering us anymore.
[WHIRRING]
Oh, bummer. Not again.
Not to worry, gang.
I've deprogrammed him,
then reprogrammed him.
Metalhead,
meet the turtles.
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO]
Hey, hermano,
how's it going, dude?
Huh? How come
this robot reptile
sounds exactly
like yours truly?
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Nice place, guys.
Who's your decorator,
the phantom
of the opera?
Wrong, Michelangelo.
H-he sounds
exactly like me.
[IMITATING LEONARDO] No, I don't.
I sound like him,
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Except
when I sound like him--
[IMITATING LEONARDO]
Or him--
I mean, him.
No, you don't!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO]
Who am I now?
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Uh-oh!
Personality overload!
[IMITATING DONATELLO]
Dive! Dive!
A-ooga! A-ooga!
Heh heh. Uh,
there are still
a few bugs
to work out.
Since metalhead
was programmed
with all our
personalities,
he gets a little
confused sometimes.
Great.
A schizophrenic robot.
Oh, he's worse
than schizophrenic.
He's quadrophrenic!
[IMITATING LEONARDO] Warning!
Warning! Sensors indicate
shredder, bebop, and
rocksteady approaching!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Hey, man.
They're mondo close, too.
Oh, no. Shredder's gonna
find our hideout.
There goes
the neighborhood.
My instincts tell me
that we're very close
to the turtles' lair.
This time we're going
to make some turtle hash.
Wait. I sense something.
[ENGINES APPROACHING]
The turtles!
Aah!
Catch us if you can,
shred man.
Quickly! After them!
Right, boss.
Ecch. Idiots!
Oh, this'll be like
shooting ducks in a barrel.
Or better yet,
turtles in a sewer.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Uh-oh.
Krang!
Come in, krang!
This better
be important!
You're interrupting
my exercise program.
Good news. We're in
pursuit of the turtles
with the help
of your robot.
What in blazes?
Hey, I thought this
thing was on our side.
Your robot is
shooting at us.
Nobody's perfect.
Gotta hand it
to you, Leonardo,
having metalhead
pretend to chase us
was brilliant.
Ok, we're far enough
from our lair now.
Let's go topside.
[ALL GROANING AND COUGHING]
Uhh, this wouldn't
be any fun,
even if I were well.
Uh-oh. Here come
the party animals.
Where
are those turtles?
I'll pulverize them!
Yeow!
[CYCLING TURTLE VOICES]
'Scuse me!
Move it or lose it!
No time to chat!
Good-bye.
Got to catch
those turtles.
Catch this,
steel shell.
No!
Stop, you fool!
Aah!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO]
Whoa. I feel so funky.
[IMITATING LEONARDO] I got
to blast those turtles.
[IMITATING DONATELLO] Wait.
I have to blast shredder.
Or is it the turtles?
I'm so confused.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Maybe
I'll just blast everybody!
Aah!
Aah!
Bebop, you idiot!
You've caused the robot
to go completely haywire.
Yeah.
Pretty smooth,
pork lips.
Hey! Bogus move!
He's not supposed
to be shooting at us!
Going up.
We've got to shut
metalhead down
before he turns us
into turtle toast!
Primo notion,
fearless leader,
but how are
we gonna that?
I've got an idea. Look!
APRIL:
The channel 6 building?
I might be able
to rig up
some of
the broadcasting equipment
to deactivate metalhead.
Good. Take April
with you.
Oops! It's getting
too hot here!
We'll deal
with metalhead.
Oh, shredder and
his goons are below us.
We'll take the aerial route.
Follow me.
Me on that thing?
You must be kidding.
April! Wait!
Going down, amigo.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL] Aha!
Trying to escape.
Aah!
Donatello!
Are you all right?
Uhh, if I were a cat,
I'd have just
lost about 8 lives.
How'd you get
down from there?
I took the stairs.
Come on! Now, let's
take the ground route.
Oh, right.
Air travel does not
agree with me.
The turtles
are up there!
Go get them!
But, boss, w-what about
that whacked-out robot?
Uh, yeah.
You want him
to get mad at us?
Believe me.
Better him mad at you than me!
Since you put it
that way.
Hurry. Maybe we can sneak
you up to the transmitter
before anyone sees you.
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
Uh-oh!
It's burne and Vernon.
Quick! Hide behind
this thing.
April. What are
you doing here?
I thought it was
your day off.
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]
You know me, chief.
I can't stay away
from this place.
Ah-choo!
Who sneezed?
Uh...Oh, sorry.
I-I must be
catching a cold.
Oh, I haven't seen
those troublesome turtle
friends of yours lately.
Oh, you know them.
They could be anywhere
in the world.
Bad news, amigos.
We're trapped
like...Like...
Rats?
I was going
to say turtles!
[IMITATING RAPHAEL]
Sayonara, turtles.
[IMITATING LEONARDO]
Wait. I can't do this.
The turtles are
my friends.
[IMITATING KRANG]
Or is shredder my friend?
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO] Oh, bummer.
Like, I'm totally confused.
Oh, yeah?
[SNORTS]
Well, we
ain't confused.
Say bye-bye,
you green geeks!
Well, do you
have it working?
We'll know in a second.
Here goes.
[IMITATING DONATELLO]
Wait.
It's all
so clear to me now.
The turtles
are my friends.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL]
And you bozos aren't!
Huh?
Aah!
Time to beat
a discreet retreat.
Oof!
[IMITATING MICHELANGELO]
Yo, dudes.
Time to get
our shells in gear.
LEONARDO:
Good job, Donatello.
Metalhead's
working fine again.
[IMITATING RAPHAEL]
Daddy!
Uhh! We'd better get him
back in the sewers
before something else
goes wrong.
Oh, man. Am I glad
that's over.
Yeah, now we
can get back
into being seriously sick.
Ah-choo!
Yeah, it's kind of fun
with April waiting
on us hand and foot.
Sorry, fellas.
No more nursing.
I've gotta get back
to channel 6.
What? But who's going
to look after us
till we're better?
It's already been
taken care of.
Oh, nurse metalhead!
[IMITATING APRIL] All
right, everyone in bed.
And I mean now!
I've created
a frankenstein.
What is
taking so long?
Well, it's about time.
What is that?
BEBOP: Um, we had a
little accident, krang.
Uh, yeah. You got
a chisel handy?
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